Ep. 59 - The Real Pros and Cons of Living in Las Vegas: Honest Advice From a Local | Brandon Johnson

Fargo Talks Ep. 59 - Join us as we explore the less-publicized realities of Las Vegas with Brandon Johnson also known as "Brandon From Vegas", a content creator who dives deep into the everyday life and cultural dynamics of the city. Moving away from t...
Fargo Talks Ep. 59 - Join us as we explore the less-publicized realities of Las Vegas with Brandon Johnson also known as "Brandon From Vegas", a content creator who dives deep into the everyday life and cultural dynamics of the city. Moving away from the glitz and glamour of the Las Vegas Strip, Brandon shares the nuances of local living, real estate trends, and the true community spirit of Las Vegas.
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About This Episode: In this episode, Brandon's story offers a ground-level view of living and working in one of the world's most misunderstood cities. Whether you're considering a move to Vegas, curious about the realities of its local lifestyle, or simply a fan of urban exploration, this episode is packed with insights and real stories from the heart of Las Vegas.
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Brandon,
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thank you for coming on.
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Dude,
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season two of Fargo Talks.
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Season two.
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Number one guest.
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I appreciate that,
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man.
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It's the first time I've been number one in a while.
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Well,
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we were just talking before we started,
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and you are someone that is like the everyman in terms of your content.
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And it's a global reach.
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And I have several friends that don't live here that follow you because before they come to Vegas,
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they're checking out your content.
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Damn.
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Yeah.
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I didn't know what a baddie was until you...
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I'm a 54-year-old man in love with a woman.
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I'm like,
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fuck's a baddie.
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I had no idea what that was.
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One of your clips I want you to talk about a little bit is for guys coming to Vegas who are single.
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Yeah.
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Oh,
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that's the best video I ever made.
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That was the video that let me know that I was going to be a content creator,
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honestly,
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because that was just like,
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I'm stuck at the MGM.
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My content shoot's going terribly.
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I need something.
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And so I walked through the MGM,
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and I noticed that there was a bunch of older women.
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lining up the slot machines,
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which is typical for Vegas,
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if you know anything about Vegas.
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And so I just whipped my camera out and I told the audience,
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hey,
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listen,
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if you're looking for the young hot girls,
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they walk through the center of the aisle because they want everybody to see them.
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They are in their sheen outfit,
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their little cocktail dresses.
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But if you're hunting the Cougars,
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they're sitting at the slot machines getting those free drinks in because they know what they're doing.
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And I just did it to be funny,
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you know,
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a little Vegas content.
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And that video went.
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crazy.
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And that's when I realized,
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Oh,
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people are interested in the dirty,
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grimy Vegas.
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They don't want starched blue man group.
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They want to know where the action is.
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And it completely changed my mindset.
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And that went from,
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and correct me if I'm wrong,
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but that went from now,
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like places off the strip to go eat.
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Right.
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Like here's like places you've been gatekeeping for a long time.
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Yes.
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Right.
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And places to go for drinks.
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Places now that people do,
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because I've had stuff go viral that people just hate on Vegas.
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Like one of them that's gone viral now is we're talking about how Summerlin is one of the best places in the world to live,
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that Mark Wahlberg moved here.
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The visceral fucking hatred that people have about Vegas.
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And there's two camps of Vegas haters.
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Yeah.
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The ones that have been here,
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only been to the Strip in July,
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and it sucks there.
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It's too hot.
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The schools are terrible.
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Blah,
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blah,
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blah.
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Then there's the ones of people who live here and hate on Vegas.
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That's a whole nother level of retardation because why the fuck are you living here and you hate it so much?
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100%.
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Get the fuck out.
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100%.
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You can go north and have better weather.
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You can go east and have better people.
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Shit,
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go back to California.
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You can get the beach bag,
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right?
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You got plenty of options.
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I have a suggestion for you.
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If you hate Vegas and you live here.
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uhaul.com great website you can get a pod you can get a goddamn truck and get the fuck out get out just get out get out go find some that's what i tell people go find somewhere better go find somewhere better than vegas where you have unlimited entertainment you have great communities great people outside of the obviously the summer where it's hot the weather here is pretty manageable we don't have snow storms we don't have blizzards we don't have hurricanes we don't have earthquakes go find somewhere better oh yeah make sure you can buy a house there while you're at it
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It is something to me that boggles my mind.
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Pisses me off.
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And you're a realtor,
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so absolutely,
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you have a vested interest in that.
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Do you get a lot of people from California?
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Right now,
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I'd say 80% of our buyers are from California,
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simply because a lot of them have realized that California has given up on them,
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so they've given up.
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They're refugees,
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honestly.
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They're refugees.
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Honestly,
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that's the best way to put it.
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They don't feel like they're leaving because they want to.
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They feel like they're leaving because they have to,
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like they're being forced out.
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And
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I don't want to use the word violently because obviously there's no like force.
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But through economics,
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they feel like they're being forced out of a place they want to be.
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Is Gavin Newsom the best referral partner you've ever had?
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That's a perfect way of looking at it.
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Gavin Newsom has done more for Vegas real estate than any human being on planet Earth.
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Seriously,
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every time that guy comes up with a new policy,
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I get 20 new buyers.
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It's fantastic.
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I think that with NAR and everything going on,
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which is boring as shit,
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I really don't want to get into it because most people are like,
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what the fuck?
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However,
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I think that somehow,
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someway,
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Las Vegas Realtors,
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LVR,
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should have a little kitty and set up a fund.
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1% of every commission that comes in from Realtors goes to reelect Gavin Newsom in perpetuity.
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is emperor of California for life.
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Well,
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here's the thing.
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Here's the thing.
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People who have watched this first,
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that's funny.
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People who are watching this are going to get a little salty,
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but...
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You keep voting for him,
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right?
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And the person before him,
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you voted for that person.
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And the person after him,
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like,
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okay,
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not to take this to a place that maybe they didn't want to go.
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But,
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like,
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it boggles my mind that people just jump from
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Joe Biden to Kamala Harris.
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They just jump from one person to the other person.
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And it's just like,
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I don't think they actually like any of these people,
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right?
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Because Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are a completely different person.
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Gavin Newsom and whoever they're going to elect next.
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Completely different people.
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It's just like,
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this person's in my camp,
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so I must vote for him.
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And it's like,
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but you hate your life and you hate your state and you hate everything around you.
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Yes,
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but I must.
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I must vote the way I'm told.
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You know?
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And yeah,
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reelect Gavin Newsom for life.
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Make him the lifetime governor of California.
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I will make money until the day I die.
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Make him the Maximus Aurelius.
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The great,
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you know,
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from,
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from gladiator of California.
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A hundred percent.
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And because if you're a realtor here and it's realtor,
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by the way,
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not realtor,
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which I think Brandon gets a little chubby whenever I say realtor,
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cause I'm getting him respect.
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It is something that gives you job security for you to have that amount of people,
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you know,
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80%.
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Like.
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It's insane.
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Wow.
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It's insane.
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Well,
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think about that.
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You can sell a two bedroom condo in San Diego.
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800,000?
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850,000?
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Come out here and buy a pool,
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backyard,
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turf,
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five bedrooms,
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you know,
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family palace for you and your family,
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right?
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Like it's a completely different lifestyle change for these people.
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So I can't knock them for wanting a better life.
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I can't knock them for wanting to live in the best city on the world,
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right?
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People in Vegas get really mad when I say this,
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but we're the best city in the world.
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Why would people not want to come here?
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We go on social media and what do we do?
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Vegas is the best.
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Look how many awesome things you can do.
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There's places to eat.
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You can party.
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Oh,
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what's there?
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And then we're shocked.
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Why do people want to keep moving here?
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Well,
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we let the secret out the bag.
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We let the cat out the bag.
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Let's talk about that a little bit because you're very good at,
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I don't know,
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the opposite of gatekeeping.
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By the way,
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you also talked about gatekeeping was.
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Baddies,
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gatekeeping.
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There's a whole thing I had to freaking Google to look up.
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Whatever Brandon says,
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something connector between people 40 plus and people 25 and under.
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I'm like,
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oh,
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my God,
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I love this man so much.
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It's like you and my 15 year old daughter.
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She'll text me.
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It's like three letters.
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What the shit is this,
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honey?
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So I have to go in urban dictionary and find out what the hell it is.
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Don't worry.
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My niece just told me what aura means.
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I said,
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I said,
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I said,
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Kylie,
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what?
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Why do I keep seeing aura on my for you page?
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She was aura,
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you know,
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like someone swag.
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I said,
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oh,
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it's the new swag.
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You got aura.
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Okay,
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put me on.
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I'm still on drip.
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so I don't that's how far back I am thank you yeah I'm like yeah I miss drip I that whole section of a vernacular I completely missed on that one I'm a fossil when it comes to that shit no you feel hipper than everybody I meet I'm being real with you I've met you multiple times don't let this man fool you this man's cool as shit he tries to pretend like he's not
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I'm someone that is Gen X so I just don't give a shit yeah right and you either love me or you don't if you don't that's okay
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I'm okay with that because only I give someone permission to offend me yeah yeah
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Say that again.
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I like that.
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Only I can give someone permission to offend me to my face through a mean comment on one of my posts.
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Only I can let them get into that spot that really gets me.
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And it's rare.
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It's rare.
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Because I love who I am and what I'm doing.
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I'm coming from a place of happiness and growth and karma.
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I want to see my friends succeed and do well with zero amount of reciprocity.
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Can I ask you something?
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What's
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I'll tell you mine first.
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If it makes it easier for you,
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what's the meanest thing people say about you on social media?
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Ooh,
283
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that's a good one.
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I'll start.
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If it makes you feel bad.
286
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Okay.
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So people make fun of my weight as if I don't know that I eat food a lot.
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Right?
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Like I have a page full of like Wagyu burgers and stuffed turkey Alfredo.
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And they're like,
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Hey fat boy.
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And I'm like,
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hi,
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you're on my page.
295
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Watch me eat food.
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Right.
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They think it's going to scar me.
298
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And I'm like,
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bro,
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I get paid to eat this food,
301
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right?
302
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I know who I am.
303
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Mine's bald,
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being bald.
305
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You look great.
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Thank you.
307
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And that's what I'm,
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I always reply back with a bald emoji.
309
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Or I do the one,
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I do the gif of
311
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Austin Powers and there's eggs and there's his bald head coming up with the eggs.
312
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And that's my reply back.
313
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Because I'm cool being bald.
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It's okay.
315
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I'm genetically.
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Uh,
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gifted in other,
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in other areas.
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Yeah,
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my man.
321
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Let's just say that where I'm,
322
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I'm happy with who I am.
323
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So again,
324
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I don't let somebody offend me if they say my age is probably a close second also,
325
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but I've been doing social media since 94 with America online with AOL.
326
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So it just.
327
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You were in chat rooms,
328
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huh?
329
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Dude,
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oh.
331
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Oh,
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listen,
333
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before there was catfishing,
334
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guaranteed,
335
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I thought
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I was getting off with some leggy blonde from the USC volleyball team and it's some obese Latin man from Spanish Harlem with skin tags.
337
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100%.
338
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Guaranteed.
339
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Was it ASL?
340
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ASL?
341
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Age,
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sex,
343
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location?
344
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Yes.
345
00:10:13.013 --> 00:10:13.714
Remember those days?
346
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A slash S slash L.
347
00:10:15.755 --> 00:10:16.016
Yes.
348
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America Online is where I learned all my pickup nightclub game.
349
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Age,
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sex,
351
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location,
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baby.
353
00:10:22.844 --> 00:10:23.425
And meanwhile,
354
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send me a picture of you.
355
00:10:25.786 --> 00:10:27.727
It's a scanned picture.
356
00:10:27.767 --> 00:10:28.107
Yeah.
357
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You know,
358
00:10:29.387 --> 00:10:29.908
so that was,
359
00:10:30.088 --> 00:10:31.768
for getting back to your original question,
360
00:10:32.289 --> 00:10:33.669
it's the bald thing or age,
361
00:10:34.190 --> 00:10:35.650
but it's something that,
362
00:10:35.730 --> 00:10:36.091
again,
363
00:10:36.271 --> 00:10:37.271
people always,
364
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like,
365
00:10:37.531 --> 00:10:38.031
look at you,
366
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me,
367
00:10:39.232 --> 00:10:39.552
to say,
368
00:10:39.612 --> 00:10:39.752
like,
369
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we have a decent audience online.
370
00:10:41.613 --> 00:10:41.733
Oh,
371
00:10:41.793 --> 00:10:42.514
it's all great,
372
00:10:42.514 --> 00:10:43.234
and you love it.
373
00:10:44.034 --> 00:10:44.154
No,
374
00:10:44.494 --> 00:10:44.815
actually,
375
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it's a lot of work.
376
00:10:46.535 --> 00:10:46.655
Uh,
377
00:10:46.775 --> 00:10:48.477
you're putting out content literally every day.
378
00:10:48.557 --> 00:10:48.757
Yes.
379
00:10:48.997 --> 00:10:50.738
You're obsessed with content creation.
380
00:10:50.798 --> 00:10:51.018
Yes.
381
00:10:51.359 --> 00:10:54.541
And you're only as good as your last clip that went up.
382
00:10:54.741 --> 00:10:54.941
Yes.
383
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100%.
384
00:10:55.942 --> 00:10:56.142
Right.
385
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100%.
386
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People,
387
00:10:58.163 --> 00:10:59.124
people,
388
00:10:59.124 --> 00:11:01.866
there's people who haven't seen my last 40 videos.
389
00:11:03.207 --> 00:11:06.949
They've only seen the viral videos that I pumped out a year ago,
390
00:11:07.109 --> 00:11:07.690
two years ago.
391
00:11:08.170 --> 00:11:09.931
They'll never see the new stuff.
392
00:11:10.032 --> 00:11:12.593
If you're not constantly pumping out new,
393
00:11:12.613 --> 00:11:14.735
and this is something that people don't know about social media.
394
00:11:15.555 --> 00:11:16.877
It's an infinite commercial.
395
00:11:17.397 --> 00:11:19.239
So whatever your most viral videos are,
396
00:11:19.539 --> 00:11:20.881
that's what they show people.
397
00:11:20.981 --> 00:11:21.982
So there's people who are like,
398
00:11:22.242 --> 00:11:22.382
hey,
399
00:11:22.422 --> 00:11:23.704
I just saw you went to China Mama.
400
00:11:23.704 --> 00:11:24.965
I haven't been to China Mama in a year.
401
00:11:26.106 --> 00:11:26.366
Right?
402
00:11:26.526 --> 00:11:29.309
They literally haven't watched any of my new stuff.
403
00:11:29.590 --> 00:11:32.472
You're only as good as what you pumped out yesterday.
404
00:11:32.953 --> 00:11:36.336
And it's mind-busting.
405
00:11:36.396 --> 00:11:38.839
It literally you see these gray hairs?
406
00:11:39.223 --> 00:11:41.144
I'm more great since the last time I was in here.
407
00:11:41.464 --> 00:11:42.365
This is social media.
408
00:11:42.445 --> 00:11:43.245
Real estate's easy.
409
00:11:43.686 --> 00:11:44.746
This is social media.
410
00:11:45.246 --> 00:11:46.847
People don't give a shit.
411
00:11:47.368 --> 00:11:47.928
Can I say shit?
412
00:11:48.168 --> 00:11:48.568
Can I say shit?
413
00:11:48.828 --> 00:11:51.690
People don't give a shit about what you did two weeks ago.
414
00:11:52.210 --> 00:11:53.911
They need new content today.
415
00:11:53.971 --> 00:11:54.492
And if not,
416
00:11:54.552 --> 00:11:57.874
there's a hundred other foodies willing to show it to them right now.
417
00:11:58.154 --> 00:11:59.575
And it's tough.
418
00:11:59.995 --> 00:12:01.516
Your space is very competitive.
419
00:12:02.296 --> 00:12:03.237
Very competitive.
420
00:12:03.697 --> 00:12:04.497
But again,
421
00:12:04.797 --> 00:12:06.558
you've carved out a niche for yourself.
422
00:12:07.299 --> 00:12:07.499
That.
423
00:12:07.779 --> 00:12:11.140
you are the everyman because you're just,
424
00:12:11.300 --> 00:12:12.120
you're approachable.
425
00:12:12.720 --> 00:12:12.840
Yeah.
426
00:12:12.840 --> 00:12:13.701
And you know that.
427
00:12:14.101 --> 00:12:14.681
You're not a
428
00:12:15.381 --> 00:12:18.282
5'10", leggy blonde with a thigh gap.
429
00:12:18.502 --> 00:12:18.622
No.
430
00:12:18.682 --> 00:12:20.923
Who does bottle service at Encore Beach Club.
431
00:12:21.003 --> 00:12:21.143
No.
432
00:12:21.783 --> 00:12:23.163
You're the bizarro world of that.
433
00:12:23.323 --> 00:12:23.583
Yes.
434
00:12:23.803 --> 00:12:25.124
But you're approachable.
435
00:12:25.184 --> 00:12:25.384
Like,
436
00:12:25.424 --> 00:12:28.945
a guy like me was drawn to your content immediately when you're,
437
00:12:28.985 --> 00:12:29.165
like,
438
00:12:29.185 --> 00:12:29.785
talking about,
439
00:12:29.805 --> 00:12:30.685
and we'll go into it,
440
00:12:30.685 --> 00:12:30.865
like,
441
00:12:31.105 --> 00:12:32.806
your favorite place for dinner off the strip.
442
00:12:33.286 --> 00:12:33.666
Herbs and Rye.
443
00:12:34.106 --> 00:12:34.346
Yes.
444
00:12:35.246 --> 00:12:35.547
Why?
445
00:12:36.367 --> 00:12:36.967
It's Vegas.
446
00:12:37.595 --> 00:12:38.235
It's Vegas.
447
00:12:38.435 --> 00:12:40.136
It's when I think of Vegas,
448
00:12:40.576 --> 00:12:41.697
I think of herbs and rye.
449
00:12:42.017 --> 00:12:42.357
Dark,
450
00:12:42.777 --> 00:12:43.377
cavernous.
451
00:12:43.678 --> 00:12:44.718
You could take a date there.
452
00:12:44.718 --> 00:12:45.198
You could take a,
453
00:12:45.538 --> 00:12:45.798
you know,
454
00:12:45.979 --> 00:12:47.059
a working lady there.
455
00:12:47.459 --> 00:12:48.980
You can show they're drugged up,
456
00:12:49.060 --> 00:12:49.540
coked up,
457
00:12:50.000 --> 00:12:50.360
drunk,
458
00:12:50.400 --> 00:12:51.101
a little tipsy.
459
00:12:51.381 --> 00:12:55.242
Or you can show up at five o'clock in a tux with your wife and take wedding photos.
460
00:12:55.763 --> 00:12:57.363
You'll in the same restaurant.
461
00:12:57.383 --> 00:13:04.546
You'll have the coked out nightclub promoter in the back and a wedding party taking beautiful romantic photos in the front.
462
00:13:04.946 --> 00:13:05.306
That's
463
00:13:05.907 --> 00:13:06.387
Vegas.
464
00:13:06.835 --> 00:13:08.517
And Herbs and Rye really captures that,
465
00:13:08.777 --> 00:13:09.077
you know?
466
00:13:10.218 --> 00:13:11.259
And I went there because of you,
467
00:13:11.479 --> 00:13:12.240
and it was phenomenal.
468
00:13:12.780 --> 00:13:13.361
It's dark.
469
00:13:14.362 --> 00:13:16.083
They make a nice old-fashioned.
470
00:13:16.083 --> 00:13:16.223
Yeah.
471
00:13:16.443 --> 00:13:17.985
They make a really nice old-fashioned.
472
00:13:18.185 --> 00:13:19.306
The price doesn't gouge you.
473
00:13:19.366 --> 00:13:19.526
Yeah.
474
00:13:19.966 --> 00:13:20.507
And forever,
475
00:13:20.567 --> 00:13:21.928
I was Hank's because I live in Henderson.
476
00:13:22.268 --> 00:13:23.810
So I was going to Hank's back when I was single.
477
00:13:24.050 --> 00:13:25.691
Hank's Happy Hour is the best happy hour in town.
478
00:13:25.811 --> 00:13:26.212
In Vegas.
479
00:13:26.512 --> 00:13:27.253
In my opinion,
480
00:13:27.313 --> 00:13:28.314
it is the best in town.
481
00:13:28.574 --> 00:13:31.777
They make the best dirty martini in town is at Hank's.
482
00:13:31.817 --> 00:13:31.937
Yep,
483
00:13:32.037 --> 00:13:32.517
nine bucks.
484
00:13:32.517 --> 00:13:33.218
At Green Valley Ranch.
485
00:13:33.598 --> 00:13:34.499
And like the...
486
00:13:35.463 --> 00:13:37.805
their food offerings that they have for,
487
00:13:37.865 --> 00:13:38.105
you know,
488
00:13:38.145 --> 00:13:38.285
for,
489
00:13:38.406 --> 00:13:38.526
um,
490
00:13:38.566 --> 00:13:40.147
for the hors d'oeuvres half off.
491
00:13:40.527 --> 00:13:40.707
What?
492
00:13:41.088 --> 00:13:41.208
Yeah.
493
00:13:41.348 --> 00:13:41.848
And you,
494
00:13:41.888 --> 00:13:42.949
you have to literally,
495
00:13:43.190 --> 00:13:52.397
you have to be a third degree jujitsu belt to fend off the 85 year old Keno players that have reserved like half the bar is reserved.
496
00:13:52.617 --> 00:13:53.258
And you know,
497
00:13:53.898 --> 00:13:54.419
like it's,
498
00:13:54.499 --> 00:13:54.619
it's,
499
00:13:54.639 --> 00:13:54.759
it's,
500
00:13:54.819 --> 00:13:56.561
it's like a fucking Sharpay convention,
501
00:13:56.681 --> 00:13:57.722
California raisins.
502
00:13:57.922 --> 00:13:59.964
It's people that died two weeks ago and nobody told them,
503
00:14:01.905 --> 00:14:03.026
but they are there at 4.
504
00:14:03.106 --> 00:14:03.647
PM.
505
00:14:04.347 --> 00:14:31.402
religiously and if you sit in their seat they are calling security to remove your ass you'll get pepper sprayed yes by a 90 year old if you sit in their seat no you know who's gonna pepper spray you is that is that waitress and bartender who knows that's where her tip money is coming from she's gonna flirt with that old man for an hour and a half he's gonna he just won $10,000 playing Keno or Blackjack and he can't wait to throw it to this hot young waitress you know and it's a beautiful thing that's Vegas too it's
506
00:14:31.482 --> 00:14:32.723
wonderful um you
507
00:14:33.019 --> 00:14:38.026
What are some places that you gatekept for a while and then said,
508
00:14:38.106 --> 00:14:38.386
finally,
509
00:14:38.466 --> 00:14:38.767
all right,
510
00:14:38.927 --> 00:14:40.669
I'm going to let people know about these places.
511
00:14:41.450 --> 00:14:41.831
In fact,
512
00:14:41.831 --> 00:14:42.351
I'm like,
513
00:14:42.792 --> 00:14:42.972
man,
514
00:14:43.032 --> 00:14:44.054
you're fucking good at this.
515
00:14:44.654 --> 00:14:48.059
There's literally a video I'm going to drop today on a place called Chubby Cattle.
516
00:14:49.040 --> 00:14:49.641
Chubby Cattle.
517
00:14:49.641 --> 00:14:50.502
I'm actually a Chubby Cattle.
518
00:14:50.522 --> 00:14:50.822
Look at me.
519
00:14:52.270 --> 00:14:54.211
They do all-you-can-eat
520
00:14:55.452 --> 00:14:55.992
Wagyu
521
00:14:57.873 --> 00:14:58.754
Korean barbecue.
522
00:14:59.074 --> 00:15:00.815
It's technically Japanese barbecue,
523
00:15:00.835 --> 00:15:01.915
but they have a little Korean flair.
524
00:15:02.235 --> 00:15:02.356
Bro,
525
00:15:02.356 --> 00:15:04.076
I've been gatekeeping this place for like two months.
526
00:15:04.377 --> 00:15:04.737
Because I say,
527
00:15:04.817 --> 00:15:05.837
once people find out about it,
528
00:15:05.877 --> 00:15:08.099
I'm not going to be able to walk in here randomly anymore.
529
00:15:08.679 --> 00:15:08.939
Brother,
530
00:15:09.059 --> 00:15:12.081
they have the meat up front with the certificates.
531
00:15:12.581 --> 00:15:16.243
So you can see the fatty marbled Wagyu as you walk in.
532
00:15:16.803 --> 00:15:18.424
And they have the certificate that says,
533
00:15:18.484 --> 00:15:18.604
oh,
534
00:15:18.644 --> 00:15:20.365
this is where we got it in Japan.
535
00:15:20.825 --> 00:15:21.666
And it is...
536
00:15:22.006 --> 00:15:23.027
As good as it sounds.
537
00:15:23.027 --> 00:15:26.028
It's like 85 bucks for the top premium menu.
538
00:15:26.448 --> 00:15:26.808
But brother,
539
00:15:26.808 --> 00:15:31.450
they will sit there and serve you slice after slice of Wagyu until you're fatty,
540
00:15:31.891 --> 00:15:33.151
disgusting mess like me.
541
00:15:33.831 --> 00:15:34.332
Meat sweats.
542
00:15:34.552 --> 00:15:35.292
Meat sweats.
543
00:15:36.133 --> 00:15:36.253
Yeah.
544
00:15:36.253 --> 00:15:38.233
Like Brazilian steakhouse meat sweats.
545
00:15:38.534 --> 00:15:38.774
Brother,
546
00:15:38.854 --> 00:15:41.755
worse because it's all just straight fatty Wagyu.
547
00:15:41.975 --> 00:15:42.575
And you're just like,
548
00:15:42.816 --> 00:15:44.416
you can feel it bleeding from your pores.
549
00:15:44.416 --> 00:15:44.837
And you're like,
550
00:15:45.177 --> 00:15:48.018
let me get 10 more racks of that immediately.
551
00:15:48.438 --> 00:15:55.041
I want to really hurt today I want to like do that and like watch Shogun at the same time is that a good show?
552
00:15:55.341 --> 00:15:56.261
great show yeah
553
00:15:56.782 --> 00:16:04.185
I dating myself the original one Richard Chamberlain was really good but the the one that the remake unbelievable really?
554
00:16:04.405 --> 00:16:12.608
oh yeah I've been thinking about diving I've been diving into a new show since like Game of Thrones and I'm thinking about diving into something it looks like a tough my ass it's absolutely it's
555
00:16:13.048 --> 00:16:17.390
I'm big Japan is on my bucket list okay to go to just because of the tech like
556
00:16:17.558 --> 00:16:20.000
Combined with a 5,000-year history.
557
00:16:20.000 --> 00:16:20.300
History,
558
00:16:20.340 --> 00:16:20.741
yeah.
559
00:16:21.181 --> 00:16:22.462
So that's,
560
00:16:22.522 --> 00:16:23.583
I want to go there someday.
561
00:16:23.683 --> 00:16:25.785
And so anything that is accurate,
562
00:16:26.365 --> 00:16:26.886
that's cool,
563
00:16:26.886 --> 00:16:32.250
that shows like the landscape and Mount Fuji and the women with their fucking feet getting bound.
564
00:16:32.650 --> 00:16:32.851
That,
565
00:16:33.051 --> 00:16:33.291
you know,
566
00:16:33.331 --> 00:16:37.895
like the same size as my 8-year-old son and their 40-year-old woman with their toes curled up.
567
00:16:39.176 --> 00:16:45.721
But the amount of respect that that culture has to this day that we do not have here.
568
00:16:45.841 --> 00:16:46.041
Yeah.
569
00:16:46.442 --> 00:16:46.662
Yeah.
570
00:16:47.482 --> 00:16:49.543
I'm an old school guy from upstate New York,
571
00:16:49.903 --> 00:16:51.244
raised by Roman Catholic Italians.
572
00:16:51.604 --> 00:16:52.644
So I'm all about respect.
573
00:16:53.325 --> 00:16:53.825
When I saw you,
574
00:16:53.805 --> 00:16:54.445
I gave you a hug.
575
00:16:54.465 --> 00:16:54.985
I'm a hugger.
576
00:16:55.746 --> 00:16:57.426
Good hugger too.
577
00:16:57.546 --> 00:16:57.886
Thank you.
578
00:16:59.447 --> 00:17:02.548
And that's something that as respect to a friend,
579
00:17:03.249 --> 00:17:04.629
you want to just say,
580
00:17:04.669 --> 00:17:04.989
hey man,
581
00:17:05.510 --> 00:17:06.050
I love you.
582
00:17:06.050 --> 00:17:06.770
I appreciate you.
583
00:17:07.090 --> 00:17:07.570
Give me a hug.
584
00:17:07.630 --> 00:17:07.751
Yeah,
585
00:17:07.751 --> 00:17:08.491
let's touch some skin.
586
00:17:08.591 --> 00:17:08.771
Yeah.
587
00:17:09.211 --> 00:17:09.511
And so
588
00:17:09.891 --> 00:17:12.632
I'm big with that in a city that really,
589
00:17:13.133 --> 00:17:14.793
I think it's a bad rap because,
590
00:17:14.813 --> 00:17:15.854
and we've talked about this,
591
00:17:16.794 --> 00:17:19.717
People hate on Vegas because it's transparent,
592
00:17:19.977 --> 00:17:21.078
because it's transient,
593
00:17:21.438 --> 00:17:23.020
because you see everything going on,
594
00:17:23.260 --> 00:17:24.321
but all they see is the strip.
595
00:17:24.701 --> 00:17:24.982
Yeah.
596
00:17:25.182 --> 00:17:25.602
But also,
597
00:17:25.682 --> 00:17:26.383
I've never made,
598
00:17:26.503 --> 00:17:27.704
present company included,
599
00:17:28.064 --> 00:17:29.145
better friends here.
600
00:17:29.345 --> 00:17:29.606
Yes.
601
00:17:30.506 --> 00:17:30.687
Yes.
602
00:17:30.767 --> 00:17:31.027
Right?
603
00:17:31.848 --> 00:17:36.191
People have to understand the day-to-day life of people who live in Vegas.
604
00:17:36.732 --> 00:17:36.932
Okay?
605
00:17:37.092 --> 00:17:38.113
If you work on the strip,
606
00:17:38.614 --> 00:17:43.478
your day-to-day life is doing nice things for people you're never going to see again.
607
00:17:43.882 --> 00:17:45.043
Doing favors for people.
608
00:17:45.363 --> 00:17:46.803
If you're a bottle girl in Vegas,
609
00:17:47.344 --> 00:17:50.945
every day there's a different dude from a different country trying to take you home.
610
00:17:51.325 --> 00:17:53.026
Because to them,
611
00:17:53.486 --> 00:17:54.647
you're just some one-night,
612
00:17:54.727 --> 00:17:55.707
two-night fling.
613
00:17:56.768 --> 00:17:57.548
They leave,
614
00:17:58.168 --> 00:17:59.549
you have to stay here.
615
00:18:00.189 --> 00:18:02.110
So when you come to Vegas,
616
00:18:02.170 --> 00:18:05.291
we're a little defensive because we're used to people coming here,
617
00:18:05.851 --> 00:18:06.732
taking from us,
618
00:18:06.932 --> 00:18:08.072
wanting things from us,
619
00:18:08.152 --> 00:18:09.173
and then leaving us.
620
00:18:09.853 --> 00:18:11.674
But if you stay in Vegas long enough,
621
00:18:12.650 --> 00:18:14.070
If you stay here long enough,
622
00:18:14.311 --> 00:18:14.651
five,
623
00:18:14.711 --> 00:18:15.331
six years,
624
00:18:15.811 --> 00:18:17.331
and you prove to us that like,
625
00:18:17.331 --> 00:18:17.451
no,
626
00:18:17.512 --> 00:18:17.912
I'm here,
627
00:18:18.252 --> 00:18:18.932
I'm here with you.
628
00:18:19.352 --> 00:18:21.493
I'm willing to jump into this act with you.
629
00:18:22.013 --> 00:18:24.254
We'll open up to you in ways you never even understood.
630
00:18:24.714 --> 00:18:27.034
But for those of you who just got here or just visiting,
631
00:18:27.174 --> 00:18:27.354
yeah,
632
00:18:27.455 --> 00:18:30.816
we're a little cold because you guys come here and we're Disneyland.
633
00:18:31.056 --> 00:18:32.836
We're characters in your movie.
634
00:18:33.196 --> 00:18:37.017
And that's how you treat us as like some side character who you're going to,
635
00:18:37.037 --> 00:18:38.578
you're going to bang in a hotel room.
636
00:18:38.938 --> 00:18:39.158
Right.
637
00:18:39.238 --> 00:18:40.258
Boy or girl doesn't matter.
638
00:18:40.298 --> 00:18:41.699
I used to work security at nightclubs.
639
00:18:41.699 --> 00:18:41.859
You know,
640
00:18:41.859 --> 00:18:42.359
many girls from
641
00:18:42.979 --> 00:18:44.060
England wanted to come to
642
00:18:44.400 --> 00:18:46.000
Vegas and fuck their first black dude.
643
00:18:46.500 --> 00:18:46.800
Right.
644
00:18:47.300 --> 00:18:48.721
And it was just like cool at first,
645
00:18:48.761 --> 00:18:49.401
but then it's like,
646
00:18:49.861 --> 00:18:50.061
okay,
647
00:18:50.121 --> 00:18:50.361
great.
648
00:18:50.361 --> 00:18:51.542
I'm just another fetish for you.
649
00:18:51.782 --> 00:18:52.042
Right.
650
00:18:52.262 --> 00:18:53.262
You don't even know my name.
651
00:18:53.302 --> 00:18:53.662
It's just,
652
00:18:53.962 --> 00:18:54.483
I'm a thing.
653
00:18:54.503 --> 00:18:55.243
I'm a character.
654
00:18:55.403 --> 00:18:55.803
And like,
655
00:18:55.883 --> 00:18:56.023
yeah,
656
00:18:56.123 --> 00:18:56.843
we're defensive,
657
00:18:57.263 --> 00:18:58.284
but you got to get past that.
658
00:18:58.464 --> 00:18:58.964
And when you do,
659
00:18:59.044 --> 00:18:59.584
I'm telling you,
660
00:18:59.564 --> 00:19:00.384
the people of Vegas,
661
00:19:00.684 --> 00:19:02.625
you'll make the closest relationships you've ever had.
662
00:19:03.505 --> 00:19:04.545
I equate coming,
663
00:19:04.626 --> 00:19:05.246
visiting Vegas,
664
00:19:05.286 --> 00:19:06.126
like a wedding reception.
665
00:19:09.862 --> 00:19:10.082
Okay,
666
00:19:10.263 --> 00:19:10.663
put me on.
667
00:19:12.104 --> 00:19:13.125
You go with the intent,
668
00:19:13.165 --> 00:19:14.046
especially if you're single,
669
00:19:14.727 --> 00:19:15.667
you're going to get shit-faced,
670
00:19:16.168 --> 00:19:16.969
you're going to do blow,
671
00:19:17.329 --> 00:19:17.769
you're going to do,
672
00:19:18.250 --> 00:19:19.431
I've never done Molly before,
673
00:19:19.491 --> 00:19:20.912
but you're going to do ecstasy or whatever,
674
00:19:21.433 --> 00:19:23.254
and you're going to party your ass off,
675
00:19:24.175 --> 00:19:25.356
and you're looking to hook up.
676
00:19:26.177 --> 00:19:26.337
Okay.
677
00:19:26.557 --> 00:19:26.997
With a man,
678
00:19:27.077 --> 00:19:27.458
a woman,
679
00:19:27.918 --> 00:19:28.319
a goat,
680
00:19:28.579 --> 00:19:28.879
whatever.
681
00:19:28.919 --> 00:19:30.000
We've got it all.
682
00:19:30.020 --> 00:19:30.481
Yeah.
683
00:19:30.481 --> 00:19:31.021
We've got it all.
684
00:19:32.102 --> 00:19:34.344
But you're looking for no holds barred,
685
00:19:34.684 --> 00:19:36.125
and with people you're never going to see again.
686
00:19:36.146 --> 00:19:36.606
Mm-hmm.
687
00:19:37.086 --> 00:19:37.946
Just like a wedding reception.
688
00:19:38.027 --> 00:19:38.227
Okay,
689
00:19:38.227 --> 00:19:38.467
I see that.
690
00:19:38.527 --> 00:19:38.947
There's people that,
691
00:19:39.207 --> 00:19:39.447
you know,
692
00:19:39.467 --> 00:19:40.208
if you're a guy,
693
00:19:40.308 --> 00:19:41.488
and I did it back when I was single,
694
00:19:41.768 --> 00:19:42.569
and there's cousin
695
00:19:42.989 --> 00:19:45.010
April over and she's in the wedding party,
696
00:19:45.090 --> 00:19:45.650
and it's hot,
697
00:19:45.650 --> 00:19:46.771
and there's no ring on her finger,
698
00:19:46.811 --> 00:19:47.952
and she's not with a guy,
699
00:19:48.272 --> 00:19:49.773
and you lock eyes,
700
00:19:50.113 --> 00:19:51.533
and it's open bar,
701
00:19:51.533 --> 00:19:52.414
and you happen to go up,
702
00:19:52.434 --> 00:19:53.234
and you're both having a drink,
703
00:19:53.234 --> 00:19:53.895
and next thing you know,
704
00:19:53.955 --> 00:19:54.695
you're doing shots,
705
00:19:55.135 --> 00:19:55.996
and you know,
706
00:19:55.996 --> 00:19:56.336
and oh,
707
00:19:56.336 --> 00:19:58.417
we got a bunch of rooms here at the Marriott,
708
00:19:58.857 --> 00:19:59.598
and next thing you know,
709
00:19:59.678 --> 00:20:00.098
up you go.
710
00:20:00.218 --> 00:20:00.858
Yeah.
711
00:20:00.918 --> 00:20:04.240
I think Vegas is the same way on a more diverse scale.
712
00:20:05.068 --> 00:20:27.148
that you've got like again i don't go to clubs it'd be creepy for me to go to a fucking club my age it'd be like you know sugar daddies sugar daddies are a big thing in clubs right now to me it is and when i was single i went through a phase of like i dated some 20 and 30 year old girls that were great they were actually still friends with them awesome girls but it
713
00:20:27.168 --> 00:20:31.632
was long term it's like after the physical thing they're doing this
714
00:20:33.328 --> 00:20:33.808
And you just like,
715
00:20:33.948 --> 00:20:34.969
you want to cuddle and talk.
716
00:20:35.049 --> 00:20:35.669
Yeah.
717
00:20:35.669 --> 00:20:36.550
And have a conversation.
718
00:20:36.550 --> 00:20:37.030
A hundred percent.
719
00:20:37.070 --> 00:20:38.111
And they're on TikTok.
720
00:20:38.151 --> 00:20:38.931
A hundred percent.
721
00:20:39.051 --> 00:20:39.732
Instantly too.
722
00:20:39.812 --> 00:20:40.232
Matter of fact,
723
00:20:40.852 --> 00:20:41.573
while you're doing it.
724
00:20:41.673 --> 00:20:41.873
Like,
725
00:20:42.393 --> 00:20:42.533
well,
726
00:20:42.553 --> 00:20:42.974
and that was,
727
00:20:43.014 --> 00:20:43.894
and sometimes I'm like,
728
00:20:43.894 --> 00:20:44.254
go ahead.
729
00:20:44.654 --> 00:20:44.915
You know.
730
00:20:45.195 --> 00:20:46.195
They're live streaming this.
731
00:20:46.495 --> 00:20:46.796
I've got,
732
00:20:46.916 --> 00:20:50.338
I've got either girls were either live streaming it or women my age were watching Dr.
733
00:20:50.418 --> 00:20:51.298
Phil at the same time.
734
00:20:51.778 --> 00:20:52.199
It's fine.
735
00:20:52.919 --> 00:20:53.239
Whatever.
736
00:20:53.720 --> 00:20:53.960
You know,
737
00:20:54.160 --> 00:20:54.760
as long as I,
738
00:20:54.780 --> 00:20:55.681
as long as I,
739
00:20:55.701 --> 00:20:57.021
I always tell people I'm an only child.
740
00:20:57.142 --> 00:20:57.942
I was a narcissist.
741
00:20:57.962 --> 00:20:59.183
I yell my own name during sex.
742
00:21:00.463 --> 00:21:01.204
Jesus.
743
00:21:02.172 --> 00:21:05.394
If I've never gotten down with people.
744
00:21:05.394 --> 00:21:05.474
Oh,
745
00:21:05.494 --> 00:21:06.294
Brandon!
746
00:21:07.115 --> 00:21:07.915
Yeah.
747
00:21:08.075 --> 00:21:09.656
Or talk about myself in the third person.
748
00:21:09.956 --> 00:21:10.077
Me!
749
00:21:10.677 --> 00:21:10.797
Me!
750
00:21:11.337 --> 00:21:11.457
Me!
751
00:21:12.018 --> 00:21:12.198
Oh,
752
00:21:12.318 --> 00:21:12.438
me!
753
00:21:16.400 --> 00:21:17.641
That's some Vegas shit right there.
754
00:21:20.062 --> 00:21:20.662
And again,
755
00:21:20.982 --> 00:21:22.683
some people are cut out for Vegas.
756
00:21:23.084 --> 00:21:23.924
Some are not.
757
00:21:23.964 --> 00:21:28.026
I think the over-under here is about three years for people to stay.
758
00:21:28.306 --> 00:21:28.447
Yeah.
759
00:21:29.107 --> 00:21:30.948
If you make it past that three years.
760
00:21:31.676 --> 00:21:32.516
things change for you,
761
00:21:32.837 --> 00:21:33.117
right?
762
00:21:33.177 --> 00:21:33.557
Because
763
00:21:34.117 --> 00:21:35.278
Vegas is a
764
00:21:36.098 --> 00:21:37.178
24-hour city.
765
00:21:38.119 --> 00:21:41.380
If you're a workaholic or someone who just is looking to like,
766
00:21:41.880 --> 00:21:43.261
if you're a broke 20-something guy,
767
00:21:43.601 --> 00:21:43.801
right?
768
00:21:43.821 --> 00:21:45.162
And you're looking to just get on your feet,
769
00:21:45.522 --> 00:21:50.544
I think Vegas is a great city because you can literally work 24-7 here.
770
00:21:50.824 --> 00:21:52.265
You can be a bar back during the day.
771
00:21:52.565 --> 00:21:54.506
You can go work the night shift at a nightclub.
772
00:21:54.986 --> 00:21:56.387
You want to sell drugs in the nightclub?
773
00:21:56.647 --> 00:21:56.967
Guess what?
774
00:21:56.967 --> 00:21:58.548
We got 800 clubs for you to do that.
775
00:21:58.608 --> 00:21:59.849
Like whatever profession,
776
00:21:59.989 --> 00:22:01.070
legal or illegal,
777
00:22:01.150 --> 00:22:02.070
you want to engage in,
778
00:22:02.410 --> 00:22:03.031
we got it here.
779
00:22:03.031 --> 00:22:03.931
You want to scam people?
780
00:22:04.151 --> 00:22:06.372
I got a million tourists a day you can go and scam,
781
00:22:06.612 --> 00:22:06.833
right?
782
00:22:07.713 --> 00:22:09.874
You want to grind and work your way up the ladder?
783
00:22:10.054 --> 00:22:14.197
Join one of the unions on the strip and work your way to the top of the mountain,
784
00:22:14.317 --> 00:22:14.517
right?
785
00:22:15.077 --> 00:22:16.438
We're a 24-hour working city.
786
00:22:16.998 --> 00:22:19.139
And if you can make it past that three years,
787
00:22:19.479 --> 00:22:20.500
I think you're golden.
788
00:22:20.836 --> 00:22:21.156
It's just,
789
00:22:21.457 --> 00:22:23.078
you got to make it past that first three.
790
00:22:23.558 --> 00:22:24.399
The first three is a grind.
791
00:22:24.619 --> 00:22:24.759
Yeah.
792
00:22:24.900 --> 00:22:25.680
The first three is a grind.
793
00:22:25.740 --> 00:22:25.900
Yeah,
794
00:22:26.000 --> 00:22:26.841
we're super defensive.
795
00:22:27.382 --> 00:22:27.502
If
796
00:22:28.362 --> 00:22:29.423
I want to get back to the whole,
797
00:22:29.423 --> 00:22:31.505
because a lot of my audience is guys.
798
00:22:31.945 --> 00:22:32.106
Okay.
799
00:22:32.206 --> 00:22:32.386
Right?
800
00:22:32.526 --> 00:22:34.828
Like I'd say 85% are guys.
801
00:22:35.549 --> 00:22:39.912
And if I'm a single guy and I'm looking to go to Vegas and it's my first time,
802
00:22:40.473 --> 00:22:43.655
what club do I have to go to and why?
803
00:22:46.824 --> 00:22:48.665
I'll ask one of two questions.
804
00:22:48.665 --> 00:22:49.225
We can go any way.
805
00:22:49.685 --> 00:22:52.746
Either how much money do you have or what kind of girls do you like?
806
00:22:53.406 --> 00:22:54.186
I'll tell you both.
807
00:22:54.486 --> 00:22:54.706
Okay.
808
00:22:55.927 --> 00:22:57.627
I'm going to come here for a weekend.
809
00:22:57.927 --> 00:22:58.167
Okay.
810
00:22:58.427 --> 00:23:01.428
And I've got about five grand in my credit card.
811
00:23:01.648 --> 00:23:01.908
Okay.
812
00:23:02.609 --> 00:23:02.869
Okay.
813
00:23:02.889 --> 00:23:03.809
Because no one brings cash.
814
00:23:03.809 --> 00:23:04.229
No one brings cash.
815
00:23:04.229 --> 00:23:05.309
It's just how much you have on your credit card.
816
00:23:05.830 --> 00:23:07.590
And any girl that will talk to me.
817
00:23:08.390 --> 00:23:08.530
Oh,
818
00:23:09.010 --> 00:23:09.131
whoa.
819
00:23:10.211 --> 00:23:11.491
You need to go to Encore Beach Club.
820
00:23:12.612 --> 00:23:13.972
Encore Beach Club to me.
821
00:23:14.644 --> 00:23:16.745
is not just the best pool club in Vegas.
822
00:23:16.745 --> 00:23:16.965
To me,
823
00:23:17.025 --> 00:23:20.247
it's the best club in Vegas if you're just looking for a good time.
824
00:23:20.587 --> 00:23:21.668
It's got everything you want.
825
00:23:22.168 --> 00:23:23.209
Everybody there is sexy.
826
00:23:24.049 --> 00:23:26.250
All the girls there are day drunk,
827
00:23:26.851 --> 00:23:27.611
crazy drunk,
828
00:23:27.891 --> 00:23:28.091
right?
829
00:23:28.111 --> 00:23:28.692
You'll have a mix.
830
00:23:28.712 --> 00:23:29.472
I used to work that club,
831
00:23:29.492 --> 00:23:29.912
so I know.
832
00:23:30.493 --> 00:23:32.274
You'll have porn stars there.
833
00:23:32.534 --> 00:23:34.075
You'll have exotic dancers there.
834
00:23:34.375 --> 00:23:35.715
You'll have local girls there.
835
00:23:35.916 --> 00:23:37.396
You'll have tourist girls there,
836
00:23:37.737 --> 00:23:38.017
right?
837
00:23:38.437 --> 00:23:40.838
And all of them are there looking to have a good time.
838
00:23:41.198 --> 00:23:42.719
Even if you don't go home with someone,
839
00:23:42.819 --> 00:23:43.900
it's definitely worth...
840
00:23:44.488 --> 00:23:45.028
a look,
841
00:23:45.428 --> 00:23:45.649
right?
842
00:23:45.669 --> 00:23:47.830
It's just beautiful all around you.
843
00:23:48.050 --> 00:23:48.750
The music kind of,
844
00:23:48.830 --> 00:23:49.750
it's a little EDM-y,
845
00:23:50.151 --> 00:23:51.791
but if you're just going to hit one club,
846
00:23:52.452 --> 00:23:53.652
Encore Beach Club is that club.
847
00:23:54.032 --> 00:23:55.573
And how much am I going to spend?
848
00:23:57.094 --> 00:23:59.095
If one of the big popular DJs is there,
849
00:23:59.435 --> 00:24:00.715
you might have a cover charge,
850
00:24:00.715 --> 00:24:00.915
you know,
851
00:24:00.995 --> 00:24:01.236
50,
852
00:24:01.356 --> 00:24:02.256
75 bucks.
853
00:24:02.336 --> 00:24:03.957
If it's like one of those huge DJs,
854
00:24:03.957 --> 00:24:05.317
they might rack it up to a hundred,
855
00:24:05.337 --> 00:24:06.438
depending how busy it is.
856
00:24:06.858 --> 00:24:07.518
You're looking at any,
857
00:24:07.578 --> 00:24:07.838
you know,
858
00:24:08.319 --> 00:24:09.459
$12 Red Bulls,
859
00:24:09.539 --> 00:24:10.660
$22 drinks,
860
00:24:10.720 --> 00:24:10.860
but...
861
00:24:11.420 --> 00:24:12.641
That's Vegas nightclubs,
862
00:24:12.701 --> 00:24:12.941
right?
863
00:24:13.041 --> 00:24:15.723
I would advise you go into the CVS on the Strip,
864
00:24:16.163 --> 00:24:16.884
buying some liquor,
865
00:24:17.064 --> 00:24:19.626
chugging it before you go in and save yourself the money.
866
00:24:19.706 --> 00:24:21.207
Or just do what everybody else does.
867
00:24:21.467 --> 00:24:22.508
Pop a gummy or two,
868
00:24:22.608 --> 00:24:23.648
drink some cannelline.
869
00:24:24.229 --> 00:24:25.870
It'll last you three to four hours in the club.
870
00:24:25.910 --> 00:24:26.470
You're fine.
871
00:24:27.651 --> 00:24:28.752
Let's talk gummies for a little bit.
872
00:24:30.133 --> 00:24:32.254
One of our combined favorite topics ever.
873
00:24:33.035 --> 00:24:38.058
Where is your favorite place to go if you're going to imbibe in cannabis?
874
00:24:38.338 --> 00:24:38.579
Okay.
875
00:24:39.019 --> 00:24:40.320
Where is your favorite place to go?
876
00:24:41.132 --> 00:24:56.648
uh to to purchase and why there is a store now this is some local shit so if you're listening to this you you gotta you gotta drive into actual vegas you can't do this shit on the strip there's a store called the dispensary express on eastern eastern
877
00:24:56.688 --> 00:24:59.652
and like windmill that area pecos no pecos
878
00:25:01.136 --> 00:25:03.277
They do daily deals.
879
00:25:03.577 --> 00:25:05.018
And if you catch them on gummy day,
880
00:25:05.458 --> 00:25:05.678
brother,
881
00:25:05.678 --> 00:25:07.179
you can get two packs of gummies,
882
00:25:07.279 --> 00:25:08.059
$20.
883
00:25:08.359 --> 00:25:09.900
You can get the best gummies on earth,
884
00:25:10.340 --> 00:25:10.760
on earth.
885
00:25:10.760 --> 00:25:11.620
You've had flight bites?
886
00:25:12.461 --> 00:25:12.581
No.
887
00:25:14.642 --> 00:25:15.162
My brother,
888
00:25:15.242 --> 00:25:16.983
my brother in Christ today,
889
00:25:17.243 --> 00:25:18.703
not tomorrow today.
890
00:25:19.224 --> 00:25:19.404
They're,
891
00:25:19.964 --> 00:25:21.785
they're rosin based gummies.
892
00:25:21.825 --> 00:25:23.625
So they're not all that distillate crap.
893
00:25:23.665 --> 00:25:25.926
It's the authentic high quality shit.
894
00:25:25.946 --> 00:25:27.307
They're called flight bites.
895
00:25:27.927 --> 00:25:28.287
These,
896
00:25:28.387 --> 00:25:29.888
if you take one flight bite.
897
00:25:30.068 --> 00:25:30.829
and go to the club,
898
00:25:31.129 --> 00:25:32.130
you don't need to buy a drink.
899
00:25:32.790 --> 00:25:33.491
One flight bite,
900
00:25:33.491 --> 00:25:34.512
when it hits you after that,
901
00:25:34.552 --> 00:25:35.873
like 15 to 30 minute mark,
902
00:25:36.373 --> 00:25:37.974
you are golden.
903
00:25:38.014 --> 00:25:41.697
It's that perfect like body high where you feel invincible,
904
00:25:41.758 --> 00:25:43.619
but you're also not stupid in the head,
905
00:25:43.779 --> 00:25:44.039
you know,
906
00:25:44.059 --> 00:25:45.501
but you just feel good about yourself.
907
00:25:46.081 --> 00:25:46.742
Flight bites.
908
00:25:47.102 --> 00:25:49.224
They have a mango tajin,
909
00:25:49.864 --> 00:25:50.645
change your whole life.
910
00:25:50.885 --> 00:25:51.425
Promise you,
911
00:25:52.106 --> 00:25:52.726
promise you.
912
00:25:52.786 --> 00:25:53.607
Anybody listen to this?
913
00:25:53.807 --> 00:25:54.648
When you come to Vegas,
914
00:25:54.948 --> 00:25:56.129
whatever dispensary you go to,
915
00:25:56.289 --> 00:25:58.171
ask the motherfuckers for flight bites.
916
00:25:58.651 --> 00:25:59.672
Best gummy on the market.
917
00:25:59.812 --> 00:26:00.212
Period.
918
00:26:00.893 --> 00:26:02.154
Are you a flour guy?
919
00:26:02.174 --> 00:26:03.695
Are you just a gummy guy exclusively?
920
00:26:04.576 --> 00:26:06.057
I can't do flour anymore,
921
00:26:06.117 --> 00:26:06.418
man.
922
00:26:06.558 --> 00:26:08.740
My asthma's gotten this is going to sound super nerdy,
923
00:26:08.740 --> 00:26:10.281
and I know none of y'all care about this shit,
924
00:26:10.281 --> 00:26:12.543
but my asthma's gotten bad from all the flour.
925
00:26:12.783 --> 00:26:12.903
So
926
00:26:13.404 --> 00:26:18.348
I'm strictly either cannelline where I drink it or it's gummies where I eat it.
927
00:26:19.309 --> 00:26:19.989
I'm strictly that.
928
00:26:20.029 --> 00:26:21.270
Maybe hit a pen every now and then.
929
00:26:22.311 --> 00:26:23.432
I'm somebody that I mean,
930
00:26:23.472 --> 00:26:23.993
back in the day,
931
00:26:24.033 --> 00:26:25.874
I used to buy weed from a guy named Tom Erb.
932
00:26:26.055 --> 00:26:26.855
I'm not making this up.
933
00:26:28.288 --> 00:26:29.208
Canandaigua Academy,
934
00:26:29.509 --> 00:26:30.689
19th class in 1987.
935
00:26:30.809 --> 00:26:32.090
I'd buy joints from Tom Herb.
936
00:26:32.110 --> 00:26:32.430
Okay.
937
00:26:32.670 --> 00:26:36.171
And I would put a dollar in my English book and slide the book over to Tom.
938
00:26:36.471 --> 00:26:37.092
And he'd open it up,
939
00:26:37.132 --> 00:26:37.752
pull the dollar out,
940
00:26:37.772 --> 00:26:38.452
put a joint in,
941
00:26:38.672 --> 00:26:39.052
close it,
942
00:26:39.293 --> 00:26:40.133
and send it back to me.
943
00:26:40.273 --> 00:26:42.254
Y'all was doing the transaction in class?
944
00:26:42.314 --> 00:26:42.534
Mrs.
945
00:26:42.554 --> 00:26:43.094
Van Fleet,
946
00:26:43.174 --> 00:26:43.894
God rest her soul,
947
00:26:44.215 --> 00:26:44.755
English class,
948
00:26:44.815 --> 00:26:45.555
Canandaigua Academy,
949
00:26:45.615 --> 00:26:45.975
Canandaigua,
950
00:26:45.975 --> 00:26:46.275
New York.
951
00:26:46.435 --> 00:26:47.456
Y'all wouldn't even wait until you got,
952
00:26:47.476 --> 00:26:47.616
like,
953
00:26:47.616 --> 00:26:49.257
did it under the stairs or behind the school?
954
00:26:49.477 --> 00:26:49.597
No.
955
00:26:49.797 --> 00:26:51.077
You needed that shit.
956
00:26:51.077 --> 00:26:52.378
He didn't know what was going on.
957
00:26:52.578 --> 00:26:52.898
She was,
958
00:26:52.958 --> 00:26:53.238
I mean,
959
00:26:53.538 --> 00:26:54.579
she was an older woman,
960
00:26:54.659 --> 00:26:55.319
bless her heart,
961
00:26:55.739 --> 00:26:56.960
trying to teach us vowels and,
962
00:26:57.020 --> 00:26:57.260
you know.
963
00:26:57.560 --> 00:26:58.861
Like in 11th grade.
964
00:26:58.921 --> 00:26:59.141
You know,
965
00:26:59.161 --> 00:27:00.882
what a hard A sounds like.
966
00:27:00.862 --> 00:27:01.542
What a hard A sounds like.
967
00:27:01.542 --> 00:27:02.363
And I'm going to slide over my,
968
00:27:02.743 --> 00:27:02.983
you know,
969
00:27:03.423 --> 00:27:08.626
my cardboard paper-wrapped book of English with a dollar in it for Tom Erb,
970
00:27:09.266 --> 00:27:09.507
which was
971
00:27:09.927 --> 00:27:11.308
ERB, which is hysterical.
972
00:27:11.968 --> 00:27:12.088
Oh,
973
00:27:12.088 --> 00:27:12.268
wait,
974
00:27:12.268 --> 00:27:13.269
so it wasn't the age?
975
00:27:13.309 --> 00:27:13.429
No,
976
00:27:13.989 --> 00:27:16.070
but just the fact that his name was Tom Erb,
977
00:27:16.350 --> 00:27:17.791
and he would sell me joints.
978
00:27:17.811 --> 00:27:19.112
I tell this story all the time to people.
979
00:27:19.112 --> 00:27:19.212
Like,
980
00:27:19.212 --> 00:27:19.612
you're kidding.
981
00:27:19.712 --> 00:27:19.832
No,
982
00:27:20.452 --> 00:27:20.573
I'm...
983
00:27:20.653 --> 00:27:22.233
And it was the best shit you remember having,
984
00:27:22.233 --> 00:27:22.534
yeah?
985
00:27:22.534 --> 00:27:23.154
I'm a trailblazer.
986
00:27:23.314 --> 00:27:24.515
Okay.
987
00:27:24.595 --> 00:27:25.335
In that methodology,
988
00:27:25.335 --> 00:27:26.776
I'm a fucking trailblazer with that shit.
989
00:27:27.056 --> 00:27:27.176
So,
990
00:27:27.757 --> 00:27:27.957
yeah.
991
00:27:28.257 --> 00:27:30.239
So joints were the same price as gas back then.
992
00:27:30.439 --> 00:27:30.879
Basically.
993
00:27:32.341 --> 00:27:34.723
But it was something that back then it's like skunk,
994
00:27:35.123 --> 00:27:35.844
seeds were in it.
995
00:27:36.204 --> 00:27:37.765
Now it's like
996
00:27:38.105 --> 00:27:40.447
I go to the source over on Eastern is my place.
997
00:27:40.507 --> 00:27:42.289
And it's like going into an Apple store.
998
00:27:42.549 --> 00:27:42.769
Yeah.
999
00:27:42.930 --> 00:27:50.676
Like you have a bud tender and you give them your ID and then they've got you in a little iPad when you walk in and everything is behind plexiglass.
1000
00:27:50.756 --> 00:27:55.140
And I went in the other day and got some gummies and my girl had a laser pen to shoot down to like.
1001
00:27:55.360 --> 00:27:58.102
point stuff out to not smudge the plexiglass.
1002
00:27:58.122 --> 00:27:58.382
I'm like,
1003
00:27:58.522 --> 00:27:59.663
what the what?
1004
00:27:59.703 --> 00:28:01.024
I'm not buying an iPad here,
1005
00:28:01.024 --> 00:28:01.144
bro.
1006
00:28:01.184 --> 00:28:02.165
We're buying drugs.
1007
00:28:02.585 --> 00:28:03.305
And the drugs are amazing.
1008
00:28:03.305 --> 00:28:05.807
Do you get into like the terpenes and all that,
1009
00:28:06.307 --> 00:28:07.388
the nerdy side of it?
1010
00:28:07.628 --> 00:28:08.549
I've done,
1011
00:28:09.069 --> 00:28:09.790
is that the sips?
1012
00:28:10.710 --> 00:28:11.951
The sips or the shots,
1013
00:28:12.372 --> 00:28:13.132
the drinkable shots?
1014
00:28:13.492 --> 00:28:14.153
I've done those.
1015
00:28:14.773 --> 00:28:15.534
What's a terpene?
1016
00:28:15.694 --> 00:28:16.674
So the terpene,
1017
00:28:16.714 --> 00:28:16.955
if you,
1018
00:28:17.135 --> 00:28:17.475
matter of fact,
1019
00:28:17.475 --> 00:28:21.097
if you want to blow your bud tender's mind and you want to see them light up,
1020
00:28:21.358 --> 00:28:23.019
you want to see a bud tender get excited,
1021
00:28:23.399 --> 00:28:24.280
go to the source and say,
1022
00:28:24.360 --> 00:28:24.560
hey.
1023
00:28:24.920 --> 00:28:27.041
What are your favorite terpenes right now for gummies?
1024
00:28:27.461 --> 00:28:28.241
Watch them be like,
1025
00:28:28.721 --> 00:28:28.961
oh,
1026
00:28:29.441 --> 00:28:30.242
you know your stuff.
1027
00:28:30.322 --> 00:28:30.542
Okay,
1028
00:28:30.582 --> 00:28:31.462
let me walk you over here.
1029
00:28:31.782 --> 00:28:35.503
Terpenes are actually what give you the effects in cannabis.
1030
00:28:35.923 --> 00:28:39.725
So everything in cannabis is a hybrid now because everything's been crossed with everything.
1031
00:28:39.745 --> 00:28:42.225
It's just like a big sex orgy of marijuana.
1032
00:28:42.365 --> 00:28:43.946
Everything's been crossed with everything now,
1033
00:28:44.106 --> 00:28:44.346
right?
1034
00:28:45.306 --> 00:28:47.107
Cookies has been crossed with this,
1035
00:28:47.167 --> 00:28:48.367
and now it's been crossed with this.
1036
00:28:48.447 --> 00:28:50.828
So the actual strain is no longer there.
1037
00:28:51.116 --> 00:28:55.137
So the only way to identify what the effects are going to be is to ask about the terpenes,
1038
00:28:55.257 --> 00:28:55.517
right?
1039
00:28:55.817 --> 00:28:57.138
If it's high in limonene,
1040
00:28:57.138 --> 00:28:58.258
it's going to make you more giggly,
1041
00:28:58.378 --> 00:28:58.658
happy,
1042
00:28:58.738 --> 00:28:59.378
that kind of effect.
1043
00:28:59.398 --> 00:29:01.559
So if you know your terpenes,
1044
00:29:01.619 --> 00:29:09.841
you can quite literally walk into a dispensary and they can tell you how the strain is going to make you feel.
1045
00:29:10.962 --> 00:29:11.622
So if you're saying,
1046
00:29:11.622 --> 00:29:12.102
if you tell them,
1047
00:29:12.302 --> 00:29:13.262
I just want to go to sleep,
1048
00:29:13.823 --> 00:29:14.123
that's it.
1049
00:29:14.203 --> 00:29:15.503
I don't give a shit about nothing else.
1050
00:29:15.523 --> 00:29:16.303
I just want sleep.
1051
00:29:16.623 --> 00:29:18.124
They can recommend you something for sleep.
1052
00:29:18.760 --> 00:29:20.921
Cannabis is getting so close to being
1053
00:29:22.262 --> 00:29:25.563
100% medicinal where they can isolate these terpenes.
1054
00:29:25.563 --> 00:29:26.664
Now I'm getting into nerdy talks.
1055
00:29:26.684 --> 00:29:26.824
Yeah,
1056
00:29:26.824 --> 00:29:27.284
I fucked up.
1057
00:29:27.344 --> 00:29:27.644
You're good.
1058
00:29:28.325 --> 00:29:33.587
Cannabis is getting so close to being 100% medicinal where they can isolate specific effects.
1059
00:29:33.887 --> 00:29:36.329
So instead of going in there and asking for a strain,
1060
00:29:36.649 --> 00:29:38.029
you can go into the dispensary and say,
1061
00:29:38.149 --> 00:29:39.310
I want to be happy today.
1062
00:29:40.166 --> 00:29:41.327
I want to eat more today.
1063
00:29:41.507 --> 00:29:42.768
I want to eat less today.
1064
00:29:43.248 --> 00:29:43.508
You can,
1065
00:29:43.668 --> 00:29:43.829
you're,
1066
00:29:43.869 --> 00:29:44.049
we're,
1067
00:29:44.129 --> 00:29:47.171
we're so close to that point and it's exciting to me.
1068
00:29:47.671 --> 00:29:47.791
I'm,
1069
00:29:47.931 --> 00:29:49.392
I'm a big one with like just my ADHD.
1070
00:29:49.412 --> 00:29:50.773
I've got to equate it to something.
1071
00:29:51.214 --> 00:29:57.478
And it's like going to a five-star restaurant and having a sommelier come over with the wine list.
1072
00:29:58.098 --> 00:29:59.579
That's where cannabis has gone.
1073
00:29:59.819 --> 00:30:00.040
Yes.
1074
00:30:00.300 --> 00:30:02.421
That it's so specific now.
1075
00:30:02.862 --> 00:30:06.404
And a bud tender isn't some tweaker who's just,
1076
00:30:06.544 --> 00:30:07.625
who's all Chinese eyes.
1077
00:30:07.725 --> 00:30:08.185
High as a,
1078
00:30:08.265 --> 00:30:09.146
high as giraffe nuts.
1079
00:30:09.806 --> 00:30:10.026
And,
1080
00:30:10.587 --> 00:30:10.867
you know,
1081
00:30:11.007 --> 00:30:11.727
sitting there just saying,
1082
00:30:11.727 --> 00:30:11.847
oh,
1083
00:30:11.867 --> 00:30:12.167
get this,
1084
00:30:12.187 --> 00:30:12.468
get this.
1085
00:30:12.568 --> 00:30:13.248
This is on sale,
1086
00:30:13.268 --> 00:30:13.588
whatever.
1087
00:30:13.688 --> 00:30:13.848
Yeah.
1088
00:30:14.028 --> 00:30:15.649
These people know their stuff.
1089
00:30:15.709 --> 00:30:15.909
Yes.
1090
00:30:16.710 --> 00:30:17.691
They're trained.
1091
00:30:17.851 --> 00:30:18.511
And yeah,
1092
00:30:18.591 --> 00:30:19.992
they have experience and they get like,
1093
00:30:20.392 --> 00:30:21.112
when I retire,
1094
00:30:21.212 --> 00:30:22.733
I want to work at a dispensary.
1095
00:30:22.873 --> 00:30:23.033
Yeah.
1096
00:30:23.234 --> 00:30:23.574
That's my,
1097
00:30:24.014 --> 00:30:24.995
just for the discount alone,
1098
00:30:25.155 --> 00:30:25.515
first of all.
1099
00:30:26.535 --> 00:30:27.456
And the free samples.
1100
00:30:27.536 --> 00:30:28.677
And the free samples.
1101
00:30:29.237 --> 00:30:31.278
But that's a whole thing that,
1102
00:30:31.538 --> 00:30:31.878
again,
1103
00:30:32.059 --> 00:30:32.319
when you,
1104
00:30:32.659 --> 00:30:34.880
I travel a little bit and you go to places and you go to their,
1105
00:30:35.260 --> 00:30:37.922
their dispensaries are nothing like what we have here.
1106
00:30:38.002 --> 00:30:38.122
No.
1107
00:30:38.810 --> 00:30:38.950
Um,
1108
00:30:39.070 --> 00:30:40.912
because we're so it's,
1109
00:30:41.032 --> 00:30:41.332
again,
1110
00:30:41.433 --> 00:30:43.675
we get a lot of people coming here every single month,
1111
00:30:43.955 --> 00:30:46.497
whether you're a visitor or you're a resident to move here.
1112
00:30:46.938 --> 00:30:47.258
And so,
1113
00:30:47.778 --> 00:30:48.599
and people love,
1114
00:30:48.759 --> 00:30:49.520
love their cannabis,
1115
00:30:50.121 --> 00:30:51.382
love their cannabis,
1116
00:30:51.442 --> 00:30:54.905
whether it's flour or gummies or sips or whatever.
1117
00:30:54.965 --> 00:30:55.265
It's like,
1118
00:30:55.306 --> 00:30:55.966
oh my God.
1119
00:30:56.407 --> 00:30:56.527
And,
1120
00:30:56.667 --> 00:30:57.608
or edibles,
1121
00:30:57.948 --> 00:30:58.629
like take,
1122
00:30:58.789 --> 00:30:59.630
take gummies out of it.
1123
00:30:59.610 --> 00:31:02.052
The whole edible industry now is I,
1124
00:31:02.352 --> 00:31:04.174
I have a buddy in New York that has chocolate.
1125
00:31:04.454 --> 00:31:04.914
He had them,
1126
00:31:04.894 --> 00:31:05.815
and my girlfriend and I tried.
1127
00:31:05.875 --> 00:31:06.235
I couldn't.
1128
00:31:06.255 --> 00:31:07.675
I felt like I roofied myself.
1129
00:31:09.636 --> 00:31:11.277
I had like two squares of chocolate.
1130
00:31:11.657 --> 00:31:13.397
I was like dead from the neck down.
1131
00:31:13.437 --> 00:31:13.557
Oh,
1132
00:31:13.557 --> 00:31:14.498
you did double squares?
1133
00:31:14.538 --> 00:31:14.758
Yes.
1134
00:31:15.378 --> 00:31:15.638
Yes.
1135
00:31:16.038 --> 00:31:17.319
Because that's what you do when you're Gen X,
1136
00:31:17.319 --> 00:31:18.659
because you still think you're at the kegger.
1137
00:31:19.099 --> 00:31:21.000
You think you're at the kegger with a red Solo cup,
1138
00:31:21.420 --> 00:31:22.261
standing around the keg,
1139
00:31:22.261 --> 00:31:23.581
and you're the guy holding the spigot,
1140
00:31:24.661 --> 00:31:25.722
giving out the beer to everybody.
1141
00:31:26.202 --> 00:31:26.582
And yeah,
1142
00:31:26.682 --> 00:31:27.123
that was me.
1143
00:31:27.223 --> 00:31:28.123
I still think I can do that.
1144
00:31:28.123 --> 00:31:28.323
I'm like,
1145
00:31:28.323 --> 00:31:28.783
what are you doing,
1146
00:31:28.823 --> 00:31:29.624
Jeffrey Mark Fargo?
1147
00:31:30.044 --> 00:31:33.586
It doesn't hit you until you're like 10 minutes in and you're like,
1148
00:31:33.686 --> 00:31:33.846
oh,
1149
00:31:33.846 --> 00:31:34.907
this isn't going to go away.
1150
00:31:34.987 --> 00:31:35.627
What have I done?
1151
00:31:36.348 --> 00:31:37.008
I'm like,
1152
00:31:37.288 --> 00:31:40.610
I kept sinking into his couch,
1153
00:31:40.750 --> 00:31:41.370
his sectional,
1154
00:31:41.750 --> 00:31:42.331
deeper and deeper.
1155
00:31:42.331 --> 00:31:44.692
And I go over to my girl and she's looking at me and we're both just like,
1156
00:31:44.832 --> 00:31:45.192
oh,
1157
00:31:45.532 --> 00:31:45.793
boy.
1158
00:31:46.333 --> 00:31:46.573
Okay,
1159
00:31:46.713 --> 00:31:46.873
well,
1160
00:31:46.933 --> 00:31:47.454
hold my hand.
1161
00:31:47.554 --> 00:31:47.994
I've got you.
1162
00:31:48.134 --> 00:31:48.594
I love you.
1163
00:31:49.735 --> 00:31:50.755
We're in for this ride together,
1164
00:31:50.795 --> 00:31:50.975
honey.
1165
00:31:51.456 --> 00:31:55.658
What's your favorite thing to do when the gummies hit or when the edibles hit?
1166
00:31:55.918 --> 00:31:56.078
Ooh,
1167
00:31:58.559 --> 00:32:00.620
I'm just getting done re-watching Game of Thrones right now.
1168
00:32:00.720 --> 00:32:00.900
Okay.
1169
00:32:01.180 --> 00:32:01.360
Right?
1170
00:32:01.420 --> 00:32:02.581
I'm on season eight right now.
1171
00:32:02.821 --> 00:32:03.041
Okay.
1172
00:32:03.161 --> 00:32:03.881
So I just,
1173
00:32:03.921 --> 00:32:04.622
before that,
1174
00:32:05.042 --> 00:32:06.222
I did Curb Your Enthusiasm.
1175
00:32:06.482 --> 00:32:06.883
Yeah.
1176
00:32:07.363 --> 00:32:10.424
So I like to get high and watch really good,
1177
00:32:10.544 --> 00:32:11.885
well-written TV shows.
1178
00:32:11.965 --> 00:32:12.185
Yes.
1179
00:32:12.265 --> 00:32:13.285
That I've already watched before,
1180
00:32:13.685 --> 00:32:17.327
but I give it some time so you forget a lot of stuff or you learn some stuff as you're watching it.
1181
00:32:17.367 --> 00:32:17.507
Yeah.
1182
00:32:17.767 --> 00:32:18.507
And I do that.
1183
00:32:18.768 --> 00:32:18.888
Yeah.
1184
00:32:19.028 --> 00:32:20.008
Another great one is The Wire.
1185
00:32:20.648 --> 00:32:20.768
Oh,
1186
00:32:20.768 --> 00:32:21.409
the best show of all time.
1187
00:32:22.129 --> 00:32:24.150
The best TV show of all time.
1188
00:32:24.390 --> 00:32:24.690
Of all time.
1189
00:32:24.830 --> 00:32:26.390
all time is the wire.
1190
00:32:26.510 --> 00:32:29.031
And if anybody wants to debate me or Brandon,
1191
00:32:29.151 --> 00:32:30.992
please slide into comments because I'll,
1192
00:32:31.252 --> 00:32:33.212
I will fucking to the teeth.
1193
00:32:33.312 --> 00:32:33.532
Oh yeah.
1194
00:32:33.672 --> 00:32:34.453
Defend the wire.
1195
00:32:34.533 --> 00:32:37.273
Remember how earlier we were talking about how we don't react to comments.
1196
00:32:37.854 --> 00:32:38.254
If you,
1197
00:32:38.514 --> 00:32:39.454
I'm telling you right now,
1198
00:32:39.634 --> 00:32:41.635
if you say something negative about the wire,
1199
00:32:42.035 --> 00:32:44.815
I will quit my day job to argue with you online.
1200
00:32:45.196 --> 00:32:45.496
I will.
1201
00:32:45.596 --> 00:32:45.716
You,
1202
00:32:45.836 --> 00:32:46.436
you have triggered,
1203
00:32:46.636 --> 00:32:50.077
you have triggered my offended button and I will fight you to the death online.
1204
00:32:50.137 --> 00:32:51.177
I promise you about that.
1205
00:32:51.937 --> 00:32:52.157
Same.
1206
00:32:52.417 --> 00:32:52.998
What do you,
1207
00:32:53.078 --> 00:32:54.138
what's your favorite season of the wire?
1208
00:32:54.830 --> 00:32:55.791
Oh my God.
1209
00:32:57.272 --> 00:32:58.112
Who is the guy?
1210
00:32:58.132 --> 00:32:59.814
Because now it's been a while since I watched it.
1211
00:33:00.154 --> 00:33:02.255
Who's the guy with the black guy with the cut?
1212
00:33:02.255 --> 00:33:02.896
He just died.
1213
00:33:03.476 --> 00:33:03.877
Omar.
1214
00:33:04.517 --> 00:33:04.937
The goat.
1215
00:33:05.198 --> 00:33:06.819
When Omar gets introduced,
1216
00:33:07.779 --> 00:33:11.582
that was to me the best because you begin his story arc.
1217
00:33:11.802 --> 00:33:12.743
Yeah.
1218
00:33:13.183 --> 00:33:16.225
Of who he was because he was a nasty motherfucker.
1219
00:33:16.325 --> 00:33:16.646
Oh yeah.
1220
00:33:16.786 --> 00:33:18.807
But also was good to his people.
1221
00:33:19.368 --> 00:33:19.648
Oh yeah.
1222
00:33:19.808 --> 00:33:20.388
And good to like,
1223
00:33:20.789 --> 00:33:21.549
if you're solid with,
1224
00:33:21.589 --> 00:33:21.849
again,
1225
00:33:21.989 --> 00:33:22.510
respect.
1226
00:33:22.898 --> 00:33:24.079
That's like an East Coast thing.
1227
00:33:24.219 --> 00:33:24.439
Yeah.
1228
00:33:24.619 --> 00:33:25.660
And if you're good to him,
1229
00:33:26.000 --> 00:33:26.741
he's good to you.
1230
00:33:27.441 --> 00:33:32.645
But I love when he came in and then the English guy,
1231
00:33:33.386 --> 00:33:34.086
bald black guy.
1232
00:33:34.266 --> 00:33:34.406
Oh,
1233
00:33:35.447 --> 00:33:35.927
Stringer Bell.
1234
00:33:36.728 --> 00:33:37.228
Stringer Bell.
1235
00:33:37.589 --> 00:33:37.709
Oh,
1236
00:33:37.689 --> 00:33:37.809
wait,
1237
00:33:37.809 --> 00:33:38.609
the bald black guy.
1238
00:33:38.589 --> 00:33:38.709
Yes,
1239
00:33:38.709 --> 00:33:39.930
Stringer Bell.
1240
00:33:40.250 --> 00:33:40.371
No,
1241
00:33:40.711 --> 00:33:40.991
you're right.
1242
00:33:41.151 --> 00:33:42.152
I was wrong with bald.
1243
00:33:42.432 --> 00:33:42.912
Stringer Bell.
1244
00:33:42.972 --> 00:33:43.393
Stringer Bell.
1245
00:33:43.913 --> 00:33:44.093
Yeah.
1246
00:33:45.154 --> 00:33:46.855
It was so well done.
1247
00:33:46.855 --> 00:33:50.618
And the white guy who's actually English but comes off.
1248
00:33:51.022 --> 00:33:51.763
As an American.
1249
00:33:51.763 --> 00:33:52.843
The best cop of all time.
1250
00:33:52.943 --> 00:33:53.164
Right?
1251
00:33:53.244 --> 00:33:55.405
And he would do his stupid English accent.
1252
00:33:55.525 --> 00:33:55.765
Yeah.
1253
00:33:56.626 --> 00:33:56.826
Like,
1254
00:33:56.906 --> 00:34:02.990
it's just stuff like that and how it does a duality between the press and the police.
1255
00:34:03.491 --> 00:34:03.611
Oh,
1256
00:34:03.711 --> 00:34:03.991
yeah.
1257
00:34:04.471 --> 00:34:07.093
And dual story arcs at the same time coming up.
1258
00:34:07.433 --> 00:34:10.415
And this is back when newspapers were a thing where they're not really now.
1259
00:34:10.495 --> 00:34:10.635
Yeah,
1260
00:34:10.635 --> 00:34:11.916
we're talking about newspapers and people are like,
1261
00:34:11.916 --> 00:34:13.417
we're talking about the press.
1262
00:34:13.577 --> 00:34:14.378
It's that kind of,
1263
00:34:14.398 --> 00:34:16.619
it was just so well done,
1264
00:34:16.700 --> 00:34:17.220
Brandon.
1265
00:34:17.400 --> 00:34:18.841
I love it.
1266
00:34:18.881 --> 00:34:20.182
The Wire is the only show.
1267
00:34:20.798 --> 00:34:26.821
That's willing to take it to the limit of how poor people and powerful people are connected.
1268
00:34:27.182 --> 00:34:27.462
Right.
1269
00:34:28.082 --> 00:34:30.323
The politician needs numbers to go down.
1270
00:34:30.383 --> 00:34:31.504
So he gets reelected.
1271
00:34:31.844 --> 00:34:38.328
So the police chief who needs the politician to keep him hired puts pressure on his cops to start arresting people selling drugs.
1272
00:34:38.628 --> 00:34:38.888
Right.
1273
00:34:39.128 --> 00:34:41.209
And it just shows you the chain of events that leads this,
1274
00:34:41.249 --> 00:34:41.389
this,
1275
00:34:41.429 --> 00:34:44.811
this one drug dealer kills somebody in the wrong area.
1276
00:34:45.211 --> 00:34:47.192
And this gets this politician fired.
1277
00:34:47.192 --> 00:34:47.813
And it's just like,
1278
00:34:48.193 --> 00:34:48.393
oh,
1279
00:34:48.973 --> 00:34:49.554
shit.
1280
00:34:49.754 --> 00:34:50.034
Right.
1281
00:34:50.558 --> 00:34:51.865
A politician needs money.
1282
00:34:52.511 --> 00:34:53.731
Drugs are untrackable.
1283
00:34:54.092 --> 00:34:55.232
Who can bring the drugs in?
1284
00:34:56.812 --> 00:35:00.654
All the little things that you didn't want to connect or didn't think about,
1285
00:35:00.674 --> 00:35:01.274
the wires,
1286
00:35:01.274 --> 00:35:01.434
like,
1287
00:35:01.454 --> 00:35:01.574
no,
1288
00:35:01.654 --> 00:35:02.194
motherfucker.
1289
00:35:02.574 --> 00:35:03.955
Wasn't the mayor Littlefinger?
1290
00:35:04.355 --> 00:35:04.875
Yeah.
1291
00:35:05.075 --> 00:35:05.255
Look.
1292
00:35:05.615 --> 00:35:06.275
Garcetti.
1293
00:35:06.396 --> 00:35:06.856
Garcetti.
1294
00:35:06.856 --> 00:35:07.196
Yeah.
1295
00:35:07.656 --> 00:35:07.896
Right?
1296
00:35:07.936 --> 00:35:08.156
Yeah.
1297
00:35:08.236 --> 00:35:08.916
He's always been a man.
1298
00:35:08.916 --> 00:35:10.097
He plays the perfect snake.
1299
00:35:10.277 --> 00:35:11.817
And he's so good.
1300
00:35:11.877 --> 00:35:13.238
I need to Google it to see.
1301
00:35:13.558 --> 00:35:14.298
Is he English?
1302
00:35:14.678 --> 00:35:15.178
Is he
1303
00:35:15.558 --> 00:35:17.039
American? I don't know.
1304
00:35:17.359 --> 00:35:19.580
Are you like me that whenever I see a good white actor,
1305
00:35:19.620 --> 00:35:19.920
I'm like,
1306
00:35:19.960 --> 00:35:20.080
oh,
1307
00:35:20.100 --> 00:35:20.860
you're British for sure.
1308
00:35:21.261 --> 00:35:21.521
Right?
1309
00:35:21.941 --> 00:35:23.341
I don't know what it is about the British people,
1310
00:35:23.422 --> 00:35:27.323
but they have mastered being an American douchebag better than anybody I've ever met.
1311
00:35:27.383 --> 00:35:29.384
They can fuck us up because of,
1312
00:35:29.684 --> 00:35:30.164
I love,
1313
00:35:30.324 --> 00:35:31.025
in a good way,
1314
00:35:31.445 --> 00:35:34.286
because they have centuries of history behind them.
1315
00:35:34.346 --> 00:35:34.486
Yeah.
1316
00:35:34.766 --> 00:35:34.926
Right?
1317
00:35:35.286 --> 00:35:36.627
We're the new kids on the block still.
1318
00:35:36.627 --> 00:35:36.767
Yeah.
1319
00:35:36.767 --> 00:35:37.747
At 250 years old.
1320
00:35:38.068 --> 00:35:38.368
Come on.
1321
00:35:38.908 --> 00:35:40.168
And for them,
1322
00:35:40.589 --> 00:35:40.789
like,
1323
00:35:41.989 --> 00:35:43.790
look at anything that Ricky Gervais has done.
1324
00:35:44.050 --> 00:35:44.230
Yeah.
1325
00:35:44.330 --> 00:35:45.311
Any show he's done.
1326
00:35:45.351 --> 00:35:45.831
The Office.
1327
00:35:45.831 --> 00:35:46.171
The Office.
1328
00:35:46.583 --> 00:35:48.164
The original Office is,
1329
00:35:48.905 --> 00:35:50.166
I'm actually speaking of The Office,
1330
00:35:50.166 --> 00:35:50.987
the American one.
1331
00:35:51.027 --> 00:35:53.309
I'm watching that now with my 15-year-old daughter for the first time.
1332
00:35:53.489 --> 00:35:54.029
What does she think?
1333
00:35:54.289 --> 00:35:54.870
She loves it.
1334
00:35:54.990 --> 00:35:55.791
It still translates?
1335
00:35:55.871 --> 00:35:56.531
She loves Jim.
1336
00:35:56.771 --> 00:35:57.192
Okay.
1337
00:35:57.192 --> 00:35:57.292
I mean,
1338
00:35:57.292 --> 00:35:57.972
who doesn't love Jim?
1339
00:35:58.453 --> 00:35:59.374
If you don't love Jim,
1340
00:35:59.654 --> 00:36:00.514
North Korea's that way.
1341
00:36:00.534 --> 00:36:01.735
Get the fuck out of my country.
1342
00:36:01.896 --> 00:36:02.176
Get out.
1343
00:36:02.236 --> 00:36:03.297
He's the perfect everyman,
1344
00:36:03.377 --> 00:36:03.697
right?
1345
00:36:03.777 --> 00:36:03.897
Right?
1346
00:36:03.897 --> 00:36:05.659
The perfectly written everyman.
1347
00:36:05.699 --> 00:36:05.919
Yeah.
1348
00:36:06.359 --> 00:36:08.801
And that show is so well done.
1349
00:36:09.081 --> 00:36:11.363
And we're on like season four or five now.
1350
00:36:11.864 --> 00:36:12.925
She loves it.
1351
00:36:13.005 --> 00:36:13.905
And as a dad,
1352
00:36:14.686 --> 00:36:14.986
I'm like,
1353
00:36:15.146 --> 00:36:15.747
I'm winning.
1354
00:36:16.051 --> 00:36:17.492
Every second I'm with her,
1355
00:36:17.992 --> 00:36:18.933
the funny part with her,
1356
00:36:18.993 --> 00:36:19.894
and she's funnier than shit,
1357
00:36:20.334 --> 00:36:21.755
is that we're watching that.
1358
00:36:22.035 --> 00:36:23.936
We're also watching a show that was on for about,
1359
00:36:24.036 --> 00:36:24.957
there's three seasons,
1360
00:36:25.037 --> 00:36:25.417
Hannibal.
1361
00:36:26.198 --> 00:36:26.778
Hannibal.
1362
00:36:27.399 --> 00:36:27.719
I remember,
1363
00:36:28.119 --> 00:36:29.680
I never caught anything past the first episode.
1364
00:36:29.680 --> 00:36:29.980
Never.
1365
00:36:30.381 --> 00:36:31.261
I never watched it.
1366
00:36:31.281 --> 00:36:31.461
I mean,
1367
00:36:31.441 --> 00:36:32.182
I saw the movies.
1368
00:36:32.502 --> 00:36:32.682
Yeah.
1369
00:36:32.742 --> 00:36:35.844
It is the most disturbingly written TV show
1370
00:36:36.385 --> 00:36:38.286
I've ever seen in my life.
1371
00:36:38.406 --> 00:36:38.706
Really?
1372
00:36:39.147 --> 00:36:42.809
I cannot watch more than one episode at a time because it's so disturbing.
1373
00:36:43.429 --> 00:36:44.250
Mentally or like,
1374
00:36:44.270 --> 00:36:44.970
is it graphic?
1375
00:36:45.251 --> 00:36:45.531
Both.
1376
00:36:46.627 --> 00:36:46.948
It is,
1377
00:36:47.468 --> 00:36:47.808
Brandon,
1378
00:36:47.808 --> 00:36:52.391
to the point where I can't believe it was on TV that they let it on NBC.
1379
00:36:53.292 --> 00:36:54.753
And it was only on for three seasons.
1380
00:36:55.393 --> 00:36:56.874
It's about six years old now.
1381
00:36:57.275 --> 00:36:57.415
But,
1382
00:36:57.715 --> 00:36:57.835
oh,
1383
00:36:57.935 --> 00:36:58.615
my God,
1384
00:36:59.076 --> 00:37:01.297
like graphic gore.
1385
00:37:02.158 --> 00:37:03.939
And talk about,
1386
00:37:04.039 --> 00:37:04.339
to me,
1387
00:37:04.499 --> 00:37:05.920
it's the best written,
1388
00:37:06.321 --> 00:37:06.961
produced,
1389
00:37:07.622 --> 00:37:14.026
and filmed with a cinematography of a psychological horror series ever.
1390
00:37:14.286 --> 00:37:14.646
Really?
1391
00:37:15.006 --> 00:37:15.527
Ever.
1392
00:37:16.043 --> 00:37:16.724
But it's disturbing.
1393
00:37:16.864 --> 00:37:17.184
Like I,
1394
00:37:17.524 --> 00:37:18.445
both my daughter and I,
1395
00:37:18.505 --> 00:37:18.725
Alex,
1396
00:37:18.785 --> 00:37:22.669
we tried to watch two episodes in a row and she has nightmares and I have trouble going to sleep.
1397
00:37:23.229 --> 00:37:23.890
Oh God.
1398
00:37:23.970 --> 00:37:24.370
It's that,
1399
00:37:24.490 --> 00:37:25.671
it's that much where,
1400
00:37:25.952 --> 00:37:26.832
so what we do is
1401
00:37:27.173 --> 00:37:31.717
Yin and Yang will watch six episodes of The Office and be feeling all good.
1402
00:37:32.117 --> 00:37:33.458
And then you throw in one handful,
1403
00:37:33.698 --> 00:37:33.838
like,
1404
00:37:33.858 --> 00:37:34.479
oh shit.
1405
00:37:34.719 --> 00:37:34.979
Yeah.
1406
00:37:34.979 --> 00:37:35.560
And now we're done.
1407
00:37:36.080 --> 00:37:37.642
Is there something wrong with me that you're like,
1408
00:37:37.922 --> 00:37:38.162
Brandon,
1409
00:37:38.162 --> 00:37:40.384
I'm having nightmares and I can't sleep.
1410
00:37:40.384 --> 00:37:40.764
And I'm like,
1411
00:37:41.045 --> 00:37:42.906
I might go watch this today as soon as I get home.
1412
00:37:42.906 --> 00:37:43.026
I'm,
1413
00:37:43.327 --> 00:37:43.447
no,
1414
00:37:43.507 --> 00:37:43.807
do it.
1415
00:37:44.808 --> 00:37:45.128
Again,
1416
00:37:45.188 --> 00:37:48.169
because you're someone that appreciates good video.
1417
00:37:48.390 --> 00:37:50.171
You appreciate well-written stuff.
1418
00:37:50.831 --> 00:37:53.432
And whoever did Hannibal is just,
1419
00:37:54.193 --> 00:37:54.713
holy shit.
1420
00:37:54.953 --> 00:37:55.914
Lawrence Fishburne's in it.
1421
00:37:56.734 --> 00:37:57.495
I like Lawrence Fishburne.
1422
00:37:57.655 --> 00:38:01.897
There's a lot of characters from the movies that are portrayed.
1423
00:38:02.137 --> 00:38:03.958
And there's a lot of similarities from the movies.
1424
00:38:04.058 --> 00:38:05.579
You'll see certain scenes that they take.
1425
00:38:06.079 --> 00:38:07.380
But it's disturbing.
1426
00:38:07.500 --> 00:38:09.101
Hannibal is the goriest,
1427
00:38:09.161 --> 00:38:11.282
most disturbing show ever put on TV.
1428
00:38:11.723 --> 00:38:12.063
Really?
1429
00:38:12.103 --> 00:38:12.323
Ever.
1430
00:38:13.959 --> 00:38:14.859
Have you ever seen,
1431
00:38:14.859 --> 00:38:15.800
what was that show on HBO,
1432
00:38:16.040 --> 00:38:16.780
Mindhunters?
1433
00:38:17.220 --> 00:38:17.360
Yes.
1434
00:38:18.100 --> 00:38:18.820
It's worse than that.
1435
00:38:18.880 --> 00:38:19.681
100 times worse.
1436
00:38:20.041 --> 00:38:20.261
Really?
1437
00:38:20.301 --> 00:38:21.001
Because that's HBO.
1438
00:38:21.161 --> 00:38:22.141
They can get kind of nasty.
1439
00:38:22.181 --> 00:38:23.682
And Mindhunters was good.
1440
00:38:23.802 --> 00:38:25.602
Like the big tall guy that was a mass murderer.
1441
00:38:25.602 --> 00:38:25.722
Yeah,
1442
00:38:26.002 --> 00:38:27.223
cut off his mom's head and shit.
1443
00:38:27.383 --> 00:38:29.183
I could kill you right now before the guard comes in.
1444
00:38:29.784 --> 00:38:30.524
So well done.
1445
00:38:30.624 --> 00:38:30.764
Yeah.
1446
00:38:31.204 --> 00:38:31.904
And I love shows.
1447
00:38:32.224 --> 00:38:33.565
Anything that's based on a real life,
1448
00:38:34.525 --> 00:38:35.065
I love.
1449
00:38:36.225 --> 00:38:38.586
I just got done watching another show I watched because it was high as fuck.
1450
00:38:39.106 --> 00:38:39.506
Vikings.
1451
00:38:40.607 --> 00:38:41.167
Great show.
1452
00:38:41.567 --> 00:38:41.967
Vikings.
1453
00:38:42.407 --> 00:38:46.329
I'm on my phone Googling how much Ragnar whoever,
1454
00:38:46.729 --> 00:38:48.329
like how much of this is actually happening.
1455
00:38:48.329 --> 00:38:48.890
And they're like,
1456
00:38:48.930 --> 00:38:49.130
oh,
1457
00:38:49.150 --> 00:38:50.810
here's Ragnar's sons.
1458
00:38:50.931 --> 00:38:53.992
Burial tomb is in Norway on this mountain.
1459
00:38:54.032 --> 00:38:54.292
You're like,
1460
00:38:54.372 --> 00:38:54.492
oh,
1461
00:38:54.632 --> 00:38:54.812
shit.
1462
00:38:54.852 --> 00:38:56.173
This really fucking happened.
1463
00:38:56.173 --> 00:38:56.953
This really like
1464
00:38:57.533 --> 00:38:59.194
80% of it really did happen.
1465
00:38:59.754 --> 00:39:03.976
I love looking at if a show or if a movie says based on real life events,
1466
00:39:04.296 --> 00:39:04.796
you've got me.
1467
00:39:06.617 --> 00:39:10.659
It's either that or like I'm taking my daughter tonight to go see Deadpool.
1468
00:39:10.899 --> 00:39:11.039
Well,
1469
00:39:11.039 --> 00:39:11.439
we're here.
1470
00:39:12.019 --> 00:39:12.239
Right?
1471
00:39:12.599 --> 00:39:16.401
I want to see something that's going to make me laugh or shit's going to blow up in my face or you're in outer space.
1472
00:39:16.421 --> 00:39:16.781
Yeah.
1473
00:39:16.841 --> 00:39:19.482
And I'll go to galaxy theaters and recline.
1474
00:39:19.922 --> 00:39:21.243
And I got to wear a little beer.
1475
00:39:21.583 --> 00:39:23.064
Even though it's 110 degrees out,
1476
00:39:23.104 --> 00:39:27.245
I'm going to wear gray sweatpants and a hoodie and my wool socks with my slides.
1477
00:39:27.265 --> 00:39:27.845
It's cold.
1478
00:39:27.885 --> 00:39:28.966
It's cold as shit in there.
1479
00:39:28.966 --> 00:39:30.226
It's cold as shit in there.
1480
00:39:30.567 --> 00:39:31.547
So I know ahead of time.
1481
00:39:32.207 --> 00:39:35.008
And I love watching and being developed with that type of entertainment.
1482
00:39:35.609 --> 00:39:37.029
But if it's based on real life,
1483
00:39:37.349 --> 00:39:38.290
you've got me.
1484
00:39:39.810 --> 00:39:41.371
Were you a history guy growing up?
1485
00:39:41.551 --> 00:39:46.094
or are movies and TV shows like your medium to transport you into history?
1486
00:39:46.334 --> 00:39:46.775
The latter.
1487
00:39:47.335 --> 00:39:47.915
It's my medium.
1488
00:39:48.236 --> 00:39:48.776
Okay.
1489
00:39:48.796 --> 00:39:50.497
And that's why when I was younger,
1490
00:39:50.897 --> 00:39:52.218
I didn't have an appreciation for it.
1491
00:39:52.218 --> 00:39:53.259
I was too self-absorbed.
1492
00:39:53.499 --> 00:39:54.600
I was an only child.
1493
00:39:54.740 --> 00:39:55.661
Family came from money,
1494
00:39:55.741 --> 00:39:56.521
narcissistic,
1495
00:39:57.722 --> 00:39:58.202
all about me,
1496
00:39:58.262 --> 00:39:58.383
me,
1497
00:39:58.463 --> 00:39:58.583
me,
1498
00:39:58.643 --> 00:39:58.763
me,
1499
00:39:58.843 --> 00:39:58.963
me,
1500
00:39:58.963 --> 00:40:00.944
and bravado and everything.
1501
00:40:01.245 --> 00:40:08.329
I really didn't give myself enough grace to take a step back to learn what's going on in terms of historical events.
1502
00:40:08.750 --> 00:40:10.451
And so now I'm much more.
1503
00:40:11.043 --> 00:40:17.186
Dialed down and relaxed and comfortable who I am no sense of having to prove myself to anybody anymore
1504
00:40:17.666 --> 00:40:20.728
And so I'm all about learning from other people's experiences.
1505
00:40:20.868 --> 00:40:21.088
Okay,
1506
00:40:21.288 --> 00:40:25.530
whether it's sitting here with on my podcast or watching Hannibal
1507
00:40:26.386 --> 00:40:26.846
And you're like,
1508
00:40:26.866 --> 00:40:28.087
this is written by,
1509
00:40:28.367 --> 00:40:28.527
like,
1510
00:40:28.547 --> 00:40:29.487
the guy who wrote all the books,
1511
00:40:29.507 --> 00:40:29.667
like,
1512
00:40:29.667 --> 00:40:32.089
did all this research on mass murders.
1513
00:40:32.489 --> 00:40:32.949
And to do,
1514
00:40:33.029 --> 00:40:33.189
like,
1515
00:40:33.329 --> 00:40:34.890
Vikings is gory,
1516
00:40:35.290 --> 00:40:36.250
extremely gory.
1517
00:40:36.731 --> 00:40:37.191
And to me,
1518
00:40:37.731 --> 00:40:38.571
if you can get it to where,
1519
00:40:38.611 --> 00:40:38.811
like,
1520
00:40:39.132 --> 00:40:39.312
even
1521
00:40:40.132 --> 00:40:42.613
Game of Thrones is so well done with the gore,
1522
00:40:42.633 --> 00:40:42.973
you're like,
1523
00:40:43.594 --> 00:40:44.274
that almost looked real.
1524
00:40:44.574 --> 00:40:44.894
Yeah.
1525
00:40:45.234 --> 00:40:45.374
Like,
1526
00:40:45.374 --> 00:40:46.575
when they're slicing people's throats.
1527
00:40:46.595 --> 00:40:46.855
Yeah.
1528
00:40:47.195 --> 00:40:48.316
And the blood's coming out.
1529
00:40:48.656 --> 00:40:48.776
And
1530
00:40:49.376 --> 00:40:52.197
I'm stopping it in 4K and looking to see if I could see where,
1531
00:40:52.197 --> 00:40:52.337
like,
1532
00:40:52.357 --> 00:40:53.278
they placed the thing.
1533
00:40:53.738 --> 00:40:53.998
you know,
1534
00:40:54.178 --> 00:40:56.700
over the actor's neck and you can barely see it.
1535
00:40:57.540 --> 00:40:58.381
That's the stuff I like.
1536
00:40:58.401 --> 00:40:58.801
It's entertaining.
1537
00:40:58.801 --> 00:40:58.841
Oh,
1538
00:40:58.841 --> 00:40:59.281
you get intricate.
1539
00:40:59.281 --> 00:40:59.942
You pause.
1540
00:41:00.002 --> 00:41:00.762
You're searching for it.
1541
00:41:00.902 --> 00:41:01.122
Dude.
1542
00:41:01.262 --> 00:41:01.562
So there's,
1543
00:41:01.602 --> 00:41:01.843
to me,
1544
00:41:02.943 --> 00:41:07.846
there's a moment in Game of Thrones where you know you're in or you're out.
1545
00:41:09.387 --> 00:41:10.547
When the Red Wedding hits,
1546
00:41:13.389 --> 00:41:14.089
I had read the books,
1547
00:41:14.510 --> 00:41:14.710
right?
1548
00:41:14.730 --> 00:41:15.910
I'm one of them old school nerds,
1549
00:41:15.991 --> 00:41:16.231
right?
1550
00:41:16.791 --> 00:41:18.192
And I'm sitting there with my now wife,
1551
00:41:18.732 --> 00:41:18.972
you know,
1552
00:41:18.972 --> 00:41:21.093
and she's watching the show and I know the Red Wedding's coming,
1553
00:41:21.273 --> 00:41:21.514
right?
1554
00:41:22.274 --> 00:41:22.915
And I'm not telling her,
1555
00:41:22.915 --> 00:41:23.315
I'm just letting her.
1556
00:41:23.315 --> 00:41:23.535
She's like,
1557
00:41:23.515 --> 00:41:24.015
oh my God,
1558
00:41:24.116 --> 00:41:24.636
I love
1559
00:41:24.996 --> 00:41:25.677
Robb Stark.
1560
00:41:25.997 --> 00:41:27.038
He's my favorite character.
1561
00:41:27.098 --> 00:41:28.859
He's going to lead them against the Lannisters.
1562
00:41:28.859 --> 00:41:29.260
And I'm like,
1563
00:41:29.300 --> 00:41:29.560
yeah,
1564
00:41:29.560 --> 00:41:29.820
baby,
1565
00:41:30.481 --> 00:41:30.941
he's great.
1566
00:41:31.522 --> 00:41:38.647
And when that episode hits and they start stabbing his pregnant wife and they slit his throat in front of his mom and you're like,
1567
00:41:39.028 --> 00:41:41.610
and I'm looking at her face and it's a mix of like,
1568
00:41:41.750 --> 00:41:42.471
I'm horrified,
1569
00:41:42.491 --> 00:41:42.911
but also,
1570
00:41:43.511 --> 00:41:43.631
oh,
1571
00:41:43.692 --> 00:41:45.013
I'm so fucking in.
1572
00:41:45.233 --> 00:41:46.394
Like I'm all the way in.
1573
00:41:46.394 --> 00:41:46.754
Walter Frey.
1574
00:41:47.034 --> 00:41:47.495
Walter Frey.
1575
00:41:47.735 --> 00:41:51.278
Because it's not gore for the sake of just being gory.
1576
00:41:51.930 --> 00:41:54.212
It's gory to tell you a story of like,
1577
00:41:54.252 --> 00:41:54.372
no,
1578
00:41:54.952 --> 00:41:58.595
this is really how it is in the world of the powerful.
1579
00:41:58.855 --> 00:41:59.095
Like,
1580
00:41:59.595 --> 00:42:00.496
we will betray you.
1581
00:42:00.596 --> 00:42:03.178
We will destroy you in the most vile,
1582
00:42:03.578 --> 00:42:04.739
vicious way imaginable.
1583
00:42:04.799 --> 00:42:06.760
We're here to end your family line kind of shit,
1584
00:42:06.860 --> 00:42:07.140
you know?
1585
00:42:07.561 --> 00:42:08.741
And I think you're right.
1586
00:42:09.242 --> 00:42:13.705
Gore can be a good storytelling device because it needs to shock you and be like,
1587
00:42:13.745 --> 00:42:13.865
oh,
1588
00:42:14.045 --> 00:42:14.325
shit.
1589
00:42:14.686 --> 00:42:16.667
Real life is insane.
1590
00:42:17.627 --> 00:42:21.090
I grew up in taking off from school and going back to my house.
1591
00:42:21.430 --> 00:42:22.170
with buddies of mine,
1592
00:42:22.210 --> 00:42:23.491
and we'd have weed,
1593
00:42:23.791 --> 00:42:25.692
and we'd stop and get a VHS of,
1594
00:42:25.692 --> 00:42:25.833
like,
1595
00:42:25.873 --> 00:42:26.853
I spit on your grave,
1596
00:42:28.114 --> 00:42:28.954
or faces of death.
1597
00:42:29.414 --> 00:42:29.535
Oh,
1598
00:42:29.595 --> 00:42:30.655
you were the face of death guy.
1599
00:42:30.655 --> 00:42:30.755
Oh,
1600
00:42:30.755 --> 00:42:30.875
yeah.
1601
00:42:31.075 --> 00:42:31.256
Oh,
1602
00:42:31.416 --> 00:42:31.676
yeah.
1603
00:42:31.796 --> 00:42:32.096
And so,
1604
00:42:32.516 --> 00:42:33.437
and you're watching all this going,
1605
00:42:33.477 --> 00:42:33.597
oh,
1606
00:42:33.617 --> 00:42:33.837
this is,
1607
00:42:33.817 --> 00:42:34.177
and you think,
1608
00:42:34.557 --> 00:42:34.938
faces of death,
1609
00:42:34.938 --> 00:42:35.138
you're like,
1610
00:42:35.138 --> 00:42:35.218
oh,
1611
00:42:35.218 --> 00:42:35.618
this is real.
1612
00:42:35.698 --> 00:42:36.458
This is all real.
1613
00:42:36.819 --> 00:42:36.939
Yeah.
1614
00:42:37.079 --> 00:42:37.879
And it's,
1615
00:42:38.279 --> 00:42:40.140
I grew up watching that type of gore,
1616
00:42:40.881 --> 00:42:41.221
especially,
1617
00:42:41.281 --> 00:42:41.461
like,
1618
00:42:41.961 --> 00:42:42.742
I spit on your grave.
1619
00:42:42.842 --> 00:42:43.162
It's like,
1620
00:42:43.422 --> 00:42:43.823
come on.
1621
00:42:43.823 --> 00:42:44.283
Yeah.
1622
00:42:44.283 --> 00:42:44.423
Like,
1623
00:42:44.423 --> 00:42:46.064
guy gets his wiener cut off in the bathtub,
1624
00:42:46.084 --> 00:42:46.204
and,
1625
00:42:46.284 --> 00:42:46.504
you know,
1626
00:42:46.484 --> 00:42:47.124
it's a whole thing.
1627
00:42:47.324 --> 00:42:49.926
And to look at now with.
1628
00:42:50.146 --> 00:42:52.227
let's say Game of Thrones and
1629
00:42:52.727 --> 00:43:06.251
I'm halfway through the last season right now and it's just so well done I know the ending is the worst and I'm waiting for it because I'm just like it's like douche chills it's like oh god here we come but it's it's still
1630
00:43:06.991 --> 00:43:16.553
95% of it is so well done so well done and you look at something like that and what's gone on in terms of
1631
00:43:17.714 --> 00:43:18.434
TV TV
1632
00:43:18.782 --> 00:43:20.323
And there's still some good shows that are out there.
1633
00:43:21.044 --> 00:43:21.284
You know,
1634
00:43:21.304 --> 00:43:23.585
like the reboot that they're doing is pretty good.
1635
00:43:23.785 --> 00:43:24.246
Yeah.
1636
00:43:24.986 --> 00:43:25.587
It's okay.
1637
00:43:25.767 --> 00:43:26.387
It's not great,
1638
00:43:26.427 --> 00:43:27.068
but it's okay.
1639
00:43:27.988 --> 00:43:28.589
I'm curious,
1640
00:43:28.649 --> 00:43:29.790
to bring it back to Vegas,
1641
00:43:30.410 --> 00:43:31.391
look at Mark Wahlberg,
1642
00:43:31.531 --> 00:43:33.292
who's bringing Hollywood 2.0 here.
1643
00:43:33.492 --> 00:43:33.812
Yeah.
1644
00:43:34.733 --> 00:43:40.497
And one of the biggest hate comments I get on my one that went viral about how Summerlin's great,
1645
00:43:40.897 --> 00:43:41.618
Mark Wahlberg is here.
1646
00:43:41.818 --> 00:43:43.179
He just moved here for the taxes.
1647
00:43:43.739 --> 00:43:43.859
Yeah.
1648
00:43:44.580 --> 00:43:45.621
And my reply to them is,
1649
00:43:45.721 --> 00:43:45.961
and?
1650
00:43:47.962 --> 00:43:49.863
that's why everybody from California is moving here.
1651
00:43:50.003 --> 00:43:50.444
Yeah.
1652
00:43:50.444 --> 00:43:51.984
But what are your,
1653
00:43:52.425 --> 00:43:53.705
are your feelings on,
1654
00:43:54.166 --> 00:43:59.249
cause he's calling a Hollywood 2.0 and they're taking down a bunch of property over on the West side of town,
1655
00:43:59.369 --> 00:44:00.509
like a shit load.
1656
00:44:00.830 --> 00:44:05.352
And they've already got the Carson city and government Lombardo's already like they're behind it.
1657
00:44:05.352 --> 00:44:06.393
Like that's the thing about Vegas.
1658
00:44:06.433 --> 00:44:08.114
Like with the football stadium,
1659
00:44:08.354 --> 00:44:09.394
when we get behind something,
1660
00:44:09.454 --> 00:44:10.075
it's a done deal.
1661
00:44:10.075 --> 00:44:10.755
Yeah.
1662
00:44:10.755 --> 00:44:11.336
It's a done deal.
1663
00:44:11.656 --> 00:44:12.356
Love it or hate it.
1664
00:44:12.596 --> 00:44:12.796
Yes.
1665
00:44:12.796 --> 00:44:13.637
The schools are tough.
1666
00:44:13.997 --> 00:44:14.197
Yes.
1667
00:44:14.197 --> 00:44:15.318
Our healthcare is not the best.
1668
00:44:15.558 --> 00:44:18.380
But when we want to get something done in terms of economic development,
1669
00:44:18.500 --> 00:44:19.300
it's done.
1670
00:44:19.540 --> 00:44:19.860
Yeah,
1671
00:44:21.141 --> 00:44:21.261
I'm
1672
00:44:22.042 --> 00:44:24.803
50-50 on this.
1673
00:44:24.803 --> 00:44:25.363
I'll be honest with you.
1674
00:44:25.403 --> 00:44:25.604
Please.
1675
00:44:25.604 --> 00:44:27.325
I'm 50-50 on this.
1676
00:44:28.765 --> 00:44:32.908
The half of me who loves seeing Vegas grow economically,
1677
00:44:33.568 --> 00:44:37.370
where we're no longer stuck with the same five jobs,
1678
00:44:37.990 --> 00:44:39.471
where either you work in a hotel,
1679
00:44:39.551 --> 00:44:41.032
you work in customer service,
1680
00:44:41.152 --> 00:44:42.193
or get fucked,
1681
00:44:42.793 --> 00:44:43.133
you know?
1682
00:44:44.678 --> 00:44:46.058
I like that we have jobs here.
1683
00:44:46.159 --> 00:44:47.759
I like that there's options for people.
1684
00:44:48.019 --> 00:44:48.279
I do.
1685
00:44:48.899 --> 00:44:51.820
I like because Hollywood coming here is like a Raiders coming here.
1686
00:44:51.900 --> 00:44:52.801
When the Raiders came here,
1687
00:44:52.821 --> 00:44:53.501
there's new jobs.
1688
00:44:54.621 --> 00:44:59.343
How many restaurants are in Raiders Stadium making a massive profit now that they get to be in the stadium,
1689
00:44:59.423 --> 00:44:59.703
right?
1690
00:45:00.443 --> 00:45:01.323
I like that part of it.
1691
00:45:02.444 --> 00:45:04.404
But the whole Hollywood 2.0 thing,
1692
00:45:05.545 --> 00:45:08.605
Vegas is the anti-Hollywood.
1693
00:45:09.606 --> 00:45:10.086
We don't.
1694
00:45:10.731 --> 00:45:15.262
Hide like Hollywood has all these secret parties where it's like behind closed doors.
1695
00:45:15.302 --> 00:45:15.984
We do drugs.
1696
00:45:15.984 --> 00:45:16.104
No,
1697
00:45:16.124 --> 00:45:17.889
this is Vegas We do drugs right on the table
1698
00:45:18.665 --> 00:45:18.925
Right?
1699
00:45:19.386 --> 00:45:20.586
We're the anti-Hollywood.
1700
00:45:20.626 --> 00:45:23.188
We're in your face with our debauchery.
1701
00:45:23.649 --> 00:45:24.329
That's how it's been,
1702
00:45:24.769 --> 00:45:25.090
you know?
1703
00:45:25.670 --> 00:45:28.612
And Vegas culture believes in that.
1704
00:45:28.692 --> 00:45:30.473
We believe in serving other people,
1705
00:45:30.974 --> 00:45:32.215
working as hard as we play.
1706
00:45:32.775 --> 00:45:33.696
That's our mentality.
1707
00:45:34.036 --> 00:45:35.757
And we're very protective of that.
1708
00:45:36.237 --> 00:45:38.719
And so this idea that they're going to make us Hollywood,
1709
00:45:38.899 --> 00:45:40.480
we don't need to be Hollywood 2.0.
1710
00:45:40.640 --> 00:45:41.241
We're Vegas.
1711
00:45:41.721 --> 00:45:43.863
We're not the 2.0 of fucking anything.
1712
00:45:44.363 --> 00:45:45.844
Other cities want to be Vegas 2.0,
1713
00:45:46.745 --> 00:45:47.025
right?
1714
00:45:47.981 --> 00:45:48.521
We're us.
1715
00:45:48.661 --> 00:45:49.322
We're original.
1716
00:45:49.402 --> 00:45:50.522
We don't need to change.
1717
00:45:50.522 --> 00:45:52.123
We don't need to add any of that shit.
1718
00:45:52.723 --> 00:45:54.124
And so it does frustrate me.
1719
00:45:54.384 --> 00:45:55.624
It does bother me that
1720
00:45:56.104 --> 00:46:00.466
Mark Wahlberg and they're buying all this land in premium areas that we could be building housing.
1721
00:46:00.486 --> 00:46:03.968
It bothers me that we have money for sports stadiums in Hollywood,
1722
00:46:04.308 --> 00:46:08.329
but we can't find money to pay these fucking teachers the salary that they're asking for.
1723
00:46:08.329 --> 00:46:12.191
It bothers me that they took cannabis money,
1724
00:46:13.412 --> 00:46:14.732
used that for the teacher budget.
1725
00:46:14.772 --> 00:46:16.633
Then the teacher budget just magically disappeared.
1726
00:46:17.902 --> 00:46:19.763
But the money magically appears for stadiums.
1727
00:46:19.763 --> 00:46:21.344
It magically appears for Mark Wahlberg.
1728
00:46:21.784 --> 00:46:22.024
Like,
1729
00:46:22.685 --> 00:46:24.686
I'd rather have that money go to people that are here.
1730
00:46:25.006 --> 00:46:27.988
If Hollywood wants to come here and spend their money and make movies here,
1731
00:46:28.349 --> 00:46:29.149
I'm all for that.
1732
00:46:29.209 --> 00:46:29.970
I'm an American.
1733
00:46:30.030 --> 00:46:30.570
Make your money.
1734
00:46:31.010 --> 00:46:31.130
But,
1735
00:46:31.171 --> 00:46:31.391
like,
1736
00:46:32.231 --> 00:46:33.992
don't try to call us Hollywood 2.0.
1737
00:46:34.453 --> 00:46:35.093
We're Vegas.
1738
00:46:35.493 --> 00:46:37.275
You want to bring some of your Hollywood friends here?
1739
00:46:37.575 --> 00:46:38.195
Fantastic.
1740
00:46:38.235 --> 00:46:38.756
I got you.
1741
00:46:39.116 --> 00:46:41.297
But we're not 2.0 of fucking anything.
1742
00:46:42.018 --> 00:46:42.798
I love you so much.
1743
00:46:43.279 --> 00:46:44.299
I fucking love that take,
1744
00:46:44.319 --> 00:46:44.499
dudes.
1745
00:46:44.760 --> 00:46:46.041
I love that take so much.
1746
00:46:47.161 --> 00:46:48.522
Let's talk a little bit about,
1747
00:46:48.702 --> 00:46:50.383
and this is some stuff regarding,
1748
00:46:50.883 --> 00:46:51.123
I know
1749
00:46:51.644 --> 00:46:52.784
I've gatekept for a while,
1750
00:46:53.485 --> 00:46:54.726
the corruption in Vegas.
1751
00:46:55.986 --> 00:46:56.847
Let's talk about it.
1752
00:46:57.667 --> 00:46:58.588
We've got a little bit of time.
1753
00:46:58.828 --> 00:46:59.068
Okay.
1754
00:46:59.228 --> 00:46:59.548
All right.
1755
00:47:00.129 --> 00:47:05.372
Where do you see some of the most corrupt areas in Vegas and why?
1756
00:47:06.412 --> 00:47:07.093
The school system.
1757
00:47:09.054 --> 00:47:10.314
The Las Vegas school system.
1758
00:47:11.015 --> 00:47:14.237
It's the most absurdly corrupt.
1759
00:47:14.953 --> 00:47:18.895
And we live in casinos where corruption is a part of the business strategy.
1760
00:47:20.535 --> 00:47:33.661
The corruption with Vegas schools where they replace one leader with a shittier leader and no one ever gets anything done where we replace Jara,
1761
00:47:33.901 --> 00:47:35.401
but now the person replacing them,
1762
00:47:35.501 --> 00:47:36.722
no one's happy with that either.
1763
00:47:37.642 --> 00:47:39.543
Or like I just said earlier,
1764
00:47:39.823 --> 00:47:44.045
we all voted for cannabis to be legalized with the main reason.
1765
00:47:44.897 --> 00:47:51.023
The goal was cannabis tax money was going to be put towards the education budget.
1766
00:47:51.163 --> 00:47:54.245
That is literally why you can track it through the review journal.
1767
00:47:54.265 --> 00:47:56.147
That is the number one thing they pushed on Vegas.
1768
00:47:56.447 --> 00:48:02.552
We are going to use this cannabis money to pay the teachers and put towards education so we can stop being 48th in the fucking nation.
1769
00:48:03.893 --> 00:48:04.194
Okay.
1770
00:48:05.635 --> 00:48:08.758
When I was doing my COVID teacher drive,
1771
00:48:08.858 --> 00:48:12.581
I was speaking to teachers because I was getting a lot of donation money from
1772
00:48:13.077 --> 00:48:30.482
cannabis spoilers guys a lot of the money we donated came from cannabis and everybody in cannabis was saying well why are we donating more to teachers when we're getting taxed millions and millions of dollars 40 taxes and it's supposed to go into education well i started doing some research started doing some digging the
1773
00:48:30.562 --> 00:48:39.805
money the cannabis tax money did go to education but then they took the previous education budget and no one had a fucking clue where it went this is back in 2020 and
1774
00:48:40.249 --> 00:48:41.170
No one has answers.
1775
00:48:41.270 --> 00:48:44.412
If you talk to anybody at any newspaper or anybody,
1776
00:48:44.792 --> 00:48:45.492
they freeze up.
1777
00:48:45.512 --> 00:48:46.473
No one has an answer for you.
1778
00:48:46.493 --> 00:48:47.854
If you try to talk to teachers about it,
1779
00:48:48.114 --> 00:48:49.015
they don't have an answer.
1780
00:48:49.135 --> 00:48:52.277
You can't get a clear answer for anybody where the education budget went.
1781
00:48:52.877 --> 00:48:53.297
No thing.
1782
00:48:53.958 --> 00:48:59.041
And it's like nobody fucking cares because education is just not supposed to be a big deal in Vegas.
1783
00:48:59.681 --> 00:49:03.964
But we have millions of people moving here who care about education,
1784
00:49:04.024 --> 00:49:05.525
people who want to raise their kids here.
1785
00:49:06.237 --> 00:49:08.198
And we just can't seem to get it figured out.
1786
00:49:08.238 --> 00:49:09.458
And no matter who gets elected,
1787
00:49:10.859 --> 00:49:12.420
no one seems to want to put a focus on this.
1788
00:49:12.940 --> 00:49:13.060
And
1789
00:49:13.800 --> 00:49:15.441
I have the same question I've had for years.
1790
00:49:15.521 --> 00:49:16.361
Where did the money go?
1791
00:49:17.402 --> 00:49:18.042
Where did the money go?
1792
00:49:19.182 --> 00:49:22.504
If anybody's watching this who's a teacher or is in education and you want to correct me,
1793
00:49:22.904 --> 00:49:24.244
I am open to being corrected.
1794
00:49:24.444 --> 00:49:26.265
But I want to know where the fucking money went.
1795
00:49:26.745 --> 00:49:30.067
I'm tired of teachers having to strike and rally and do all this shit.
1796
00:49:30.587 --> 00:49:35.449
I'm tired of every year I have to raise thousands of dollars to help teachers get supplies they need to.
1797
00:49:35.609 --> 00:49:36.710
teach their own classes.
1798
00:49:37.290 --> 00:49:38.591
I know I'm going on about this,
1799
00:49:38.711 --> 00:49:42.914
but you've triggered the only thing I legitimately care about.
1800
00:49:43.615 --> 00:49:51.520
And it's the kids of Vegas deserve the same education that the kids of New York and Oklahoma and all these other states get.
1801
00:49:51.780 --> 00:49:53.161
And I'm tired of being 48th.
1802
00:49:53.762 --> 00:49:58.165
And the only reason we're still there is because it's corrupt and no one seems to be wanting to deal with this shit.
1803
00:49:58.845 --> 00:49:59.526
The system is,
1804
00:50:00.106 --> 00:50:01.067
it's like Washington DC.
1805
00:50:01.227 --> 00:50:02.308
The system is broken.
1806
00:50:03.168 --> 00:50:04.169
It is so big.
1807
00:50:05.205 --> 00:50:06.186
Like how we don't have
1808
00:50:07.088 --> 00:50:08.569
North Las Vegas School District,
1809
00:50:08.830 --> 00:50:09.891
Summerlin School District,
1810
00:50:10.131 --> 00:50:11.273
Henderson School District,
1811
00:50:11.874 --> 00:50:14.277
Vegas proper school district is beyond me.
1812
00:50:15.178 --> 00:50:16.420
The absolute.
1813
00:50:18.246 --> 00:50:23.971
The numbness of the bureaucracy of the Clark County School District is mind-boggling to me.
1814
00:50:24.572 --> 00:50:24.972
And to me,
1815
00:50:24.992 --> 00:50:26.173
it's always follow the money.
1816
00:50:27.314 --> 00:50:29.216
Who is it that's going to benefit from this?
1817
00:50:29.316 --> 00:50:30.217
Is it the unions?
1818
00:50:30.877 --> 00:50:31.538
Are they the ones?
1819
00:50:31.598 --> 00:50:32.078
I don't know.
1820
00:50:32.459 --> 00:50:32.979
If you know,
1821
00:50:33.660 --> 00:50:34.040
jump in.
1822
00:50:34.781 --> 00:50:36.222
But is it the unions that are saying,
1823
00:50:36.242 --> 00:50:36.442
nope,
1824
00:50:36.442 --> 00:50:38.324
we keep it just like this and this is how it should be?
1825
00:50:40.406 --> 00:50:42.247
My ex-wife is a teacher still now.
1826
00:50:42.628 --> 00:50:43.609
When we first moved here,
1827
00:50:44.029 --> 00:50:45.110
I remember there was like...
1828
00:50:45.290 --> 00:50:52.614
all this stuff when she would go register and there was like the teachers union had this massive thing in one of the convention centers and it was where all the teachers,
1829
00:50:52.634 --> 00:50:55.716
you had to go there to sign up to do stuff for like CE classes.
1830
00:50:56.256 --> 00:50:59.378
And here's all these people wearing these shirts that all say the teachers,
1831
00:51:00.118 --> 00:51:01.059
recruiting for the union.
1832
00:51:02.119 --> 00:51:03.160
They are mobilized,
1833
00:51:03.360 --> 00:51:04.541
they are well funded,
1834
00:51:04.981 --> 00:51:06.342
and they have a fucking agenda.
1835
00:51:07.222 --> 00:51:08.023
Pure and simple.
1836
00:51:08.503 --> 00:51:10.264
I think they're a major reason for it.
1837
00:51:11.405 --> 00:51:12.505
I'm not anti-union,
1838
00:51:13.386 --> 00:51:13.526
but
1839
00:51:14.106 --> 00:51:20.149
I need to see somewhere for someone to convince me of the teacher's union of why it's a good thing.
1840
00:51:21.650 --> 00:51:22.571
I'm from New York.
1841
00:51:22.811 --> 00:51:24.812
I have friends that are about to retire
1842
00:51:25.232 --> 00:51:26.313
30 years in as teachers,
1843
00:51:26.333 --> 00:51:26.973
and they're going to have
1844
00:51:27.313 --> 00:51:29.354
$60,000, $70,000 a year for the rest of their lives,
1845
00:51:29.615 --> 00:51:30.215
as they should.
1846
00:51:30.255 --> 00:51:31.135
It should be double that.
1847
00:51:31.135 --> 00:51:31.636
100%.
1848
00:51:31.836 --> 00:51:32.636
With full benefits.
1849
00:51:32.636 --> 00:51:32.976
100%.
1850
00:51:32.976 --> 00:51:33.737
It should be double that.
1851
00:51:33.757 --> 00:51:34.297
100%.
1852
00:51:34.297 --> 00:51:34.797
What they get.
1853
00:51:35.178 --> 00:51:37.759
And the fact that I got my son,
1854
00:51:37.839 --> 00:51:38.459
bless his heart,
1855
00:51:39.200 --> 00:51:39.880
his school he goes to,
1856
00:51:39.880 --> 00:51:41.001
he got into the GATE program,
1857
00:51:41.421 --> 00:51:42.261
gifted and talented.
1858
00:51:42.682 --> 00:51:42.802
So.
1859
00:51:43.502 --> 00:51:48.045
Not only am I getting an email from his teacher about my Amazon wishlist,
1860
00:51:48.406 --> 00:51:50.047
I'm now getting one from the gate teacher,
1861
00:51:50.427 --> 00:51:51.248
Amazon wishlist,
1862
00:51:51.248 --> 00:51:55.631
which I am so lucky to be in a financial point in my life.
1863
00:51:55.851 --> 00:51:56.832
I am happy to give.
1864
00:51:57.032 --> 00:51:57.152
Yeah.
1865
00:51:57.492 --> 00:51:58.273
I overgive.
1866
00:51:58.493 --> 00:51:58.613
Yeah.
1867
00:51:58.693 --> 00:52:00.995
Because I don't want her to worry about reams of paper.
1868
00:52:01.135 --> 00:52:01.295
Yeah.
1869
00:52:01.695 --> 00:52:02.776
Or sticky notes.
1870
00:52:03.677 --> 00:52:03.797
Oh,
1871
00:52:03.837 --> 00:52:04.457
my God.
1872
00:52:05.198 --> 00:52:05.338
And
1873
00:52:06.399 --> 00:52:09.561
I can't believe we have to come up and give money to that when
1874
00:52:10.221 --> 00:52:11.062
Yeah.
1875
00:52:11.162 --> 00:52:13.663
of the cannabis revenue is supposed to be going to education.
1876
00:52:14.143 --> 00:52:15.763
Where's the money going?
1877
00:52:15.863 --> 00:52:18.284
Cannabis revenue taxes are now approaching
1878
00:52:18.784 --> 00:52:19.464
50, 60,
1879
00:52:19.604 --> 00:52:22.245
75 million dollars.
1880
00:52:22.345 --> 00:52:24.346
Why are we buying teachers paper?
1881
00:52:25.346 --> 00:52:27.066
Why are we buying teachers pens?
1882
00:52:27.907 --> 00:52:28.787
For what reason?
1883
00:52:28.987 --> 00:52:31.248
And why will no one talk about it?
1884
00:52:31.348 --> 00:52:31.568
Why,
1885
00:52:31.628 --> 00:52:34.549
if you talk to someone at the RJ or at the,
1886
00:52:34.669 --> 00:52:34.929
you know,
1887
00:52:35.029 --> 00:52:35.769
at Greenspun,
1888
00:52:36.209 --> 00:52:38.770
why will no one talk about that?
1889
00:52:39.210 --> 00:52:39.590
They won't.
1890
00:52:40.090 --> 00:52:41.331
And I think that is,
1891
00:52:41.411 --> 00:52:42.531
and I asked the question,
1892
00:52:42.631 --> 00:52:43.091
I kind of,
1893
00:52:43.071 --> 00:52:44.552
and I kind of know what you were going to say ahead of time,
1894
00:52:44.612 --> 00:52:48.854
because I've seen your stuff and what you do is amazing.
1895
00:52:48.954 --> 00:52:54.056
It is yeoman's work in terms of the fundraisers you have and how you leverage your brand for good.
1896
00:52:54.916 --> 00:52:55.437
And you,
1897
00:52:55.597 --> 00:52:57.117
you should be given all the credit in the world for that,
1898
00:52:57.157 --> 00:52:57.578
my friend.
1899
00:52:57.598 --> 00:52:58.258
That's like,
1900
00:52:58.258 --> 00:52:58.638
bravo,
1901
00:53:00.019 --> 00:53:01.179
but you shouldn't have to be doing that.
1902
00:53:01.1000 --> 00:53:03.360
And shame on CCSD.
1903
00:53:04.921 --> 00:53:06.421
They're lucky to have people like you step up,
1904
00:53:07.402 --> 00:53:07.542
but.
1905
00:53:08.182 --> 00:53:10.004
Where's the money going?
1906
00:53:10.184 --> 00:53:11.064
And more importantly,
1907
00:53:11.485 --> 00:53:16.869
why will no one talk about where the money is going that's supposed to go to the Clark County School District?
1908
00:53:19.571 --> 00:53:25.555
That's what infuriates me the most is no one wants to talk about it.
1909
00:53:25.956 --> 00:53:31.580
When we were doing our COVID drive in 2020 to help people get back on their feet and get teachers what they need,
1910
00:53:31.980 --> 00:53:34.382
we had news channels coming out and filming us.
1911
00:53:35.114 --> 00:53:38.195
We had newspapers reaching out to us about the drive,
1912
00:53:38.875 --> 00:53:42.656
and they were so happy to come out and get media coverage of the charity work.
1913
00:53:43.496 --> 00:53:44.797
But when we asked them,
1914
00:53:45.397 --> 00:53:46.617
where did the money go?
1915
00:53:47.878 --> 00:53:48.538
Silence.
1916
00:53:49.318 --> 00:53:51.239
No one wanted to say anything.
1917
00:53:51.919 --> 00:53:53.539
Everything was behind a wall.
1918
00:53:54.340 --> 00:53:54.820
Everything.
1919
00:53:54.820 --> 00:53:55.420
When you even,
1920
00:53:55.660 --> 00:53:56.960
I've emailed the news.
1921
00:53:57.160 --> 00:53:57.981
I've emailed
1922
00:53:58.341 --> 00:54:00.521
CCSD. I can show people my emails.
1923
00:54:00.581 --> 00:54:02.622
I've emailed CCSD about this.
1924
00:54:03.006 --> 00:54:09.292
You have $26,000 to send teachers to Miami to recruit where they recruited zero teachers,
1925
00:54:10.333 --> 00:54:14.016
but you don't have money to buy your teachers the basic necessities.
1926
00:54:15.517 --> 00:54:17.960
It's not just one thing with CCSD and the union.
1927
00:54:18.540 --> 00:54:20.021
There's 10 trillion things,
1928
00:54:20.522 --> 00:54:25.306
but the teachers are too scared to speak out because CCSD is one of the,
1929
00:54:25.286 --> 00:54:25.747
at this point,
1930
00:54:25.747 --> 00:54:29.370
I believe it's the fifth largest school district in the country.
1931
00:54:30.278 --> 00:54:31.619
And the reason that's the answer,
1932
00:54:31.659 --> 00:54:32.859
I found this out the hard way.
1933
00:54:33.219 --> 00:54:37.721
If Henderson was to break off from the rest of Clark County like they want to,
1934
00:54:39.182 --> 00:54:40.682
Henderson would probably be a top
1935
00:54:41.063 --> 00:54:43.224
20, 25 school district in the country.
1936
00:54:43.664 --> 00:54:46.885
And Las Vegas would be so far below the worst,
1937
00:54:47.285 --> 00:54:49.986
it would be laughable and we would lose all of our government funding.
1938
00:54:50.787 --> 00:54:51.347
And I think,
1939
00:54:51.947 --> 00:54:52.267
I think,
1940
00:54:53.308 --> 00:54:56.589
I hope somebody watches this podcast and starts asking questions.
1941
00:54:57.049 --> 00:54:57.290
I do,
1942
00:54:57.590 --> 00:54:58.010
honestly.
1943
00:54:58.510 --> 00:54:59.691
As much as I have fun with you,
1944
00:55:00.192 --> 00:55:02.474
as much as I enjoy talking shit and laughing,
1945
00:55:03.054 --> 00:55:07.218
I hope somebody from CCSD or some teacher has the balls to say,
1946
00:55:07.678 --> 00:55:08.098
fuck it.
1947
00:55:09.179 --> 00:55:09.580
Fuck it.
1948
00:55:09.620 --> 00:55:11.501
I'm going to put the kids ahead of my job,
1949
00:55:11.782 --> 00:55:13.023
and I'm going to talk about this.
1950
00:55:13.123 --> 00:55:16.666
Because until the teachers are willing to come out and talk,
1951
00:55:17.026 --> 00:55:18.207
we're just two schmoes.
1952
00:55:18.628 --> 00:55:19.508
We're just two guys.
1953
00:55:19.949 --> 00:55:21.070
We don't have any answers.
1954
00:55:22.038 --> 00:55:25.962
I think that the way to go now,
1955
00:55:26.242 --> 00:55:28.684
you're not going to get your news anymore from the RJ,
1956
00:55:29.224 --> 00:55:31.246
from the Las Vegas Review Journal or the Las Vegas Sun.
1957
00:55:31.706 --> 00:55:33.187
You're going to start getting your news from podcasts,
1958
00:55:33.868 --> 00:55:37.591
from guys like us that live here and have been here for a little while and kind of know what's going on.
1959
00:55:37.591 --> 00:55:38.192
Yeah.
1960
00:55:38.312 --> 00:55:38.612
And
1961
00:55:39.152 --> 00:55:39.713
I know that
1962
00:55:40.253 --> 00:55:41.354
I have open invitation.
1963
00:55:41.975 --> 00:55:45.818
If you're a member of CCSD or you've got insider stuff and you want to come on and talk about it,
1964
00:55:46.298 --> 00:55:46.999
you get a hold of me.
1965
00:55:47.259 --> 00:55:50.662
I will part heaven and earth for you to come on this show and give you an open.
1966
00:55:51.134 --> 00:55:54.115
Fair platform to talk from anytime.
1967
00:55:54.555 --> 00:55:59.757
And I know if anybody else is starting a podcast and they're looking to have somebody come on,
1968
00:55:59.778 --> 00:56:00.258
I'm looking at you,
1969
00:56:00.298 --> 00:56:00.698
motherfucker.
1970
00:56:01.358 --> 00:56:02.859
And they,
1971
00:56:02.979 --> 00:56:07.881
and they want to be given a safe place to come on where they can be,
1972
00:56:08.021 --> 00:56:08.921
they can be heard.
1973
00:56:09.822 --> 00:56:11.462
And there won't be an agenda.
1974
00:56:11.502 --> 00:56:12.963
It won't be edited in a way that,
1975
00:56:13.083 --> 00:56:13.383
you know,
1976
00:56:13.463 --> 00:56:13.583
to,
1977
00:56:13.683 --> 00:56:14.443
to an agenda.
1978
00:56:14.904 --> 00:56:16.104
It's going to be completely like,
1979
00:56:16.204 --> 00:56:16.364
like,
1980
00:56:16.624 --> 00:56:18.045
like X's like Twitter is now.
1981
00:56:18.565 --> 00:56:20.586
You can just put it out there and do that.
1982
00:56:21.238 --> 00:56:22.018
That's what
1983
00:56:22.378 --> 00:56:27.100
I've done here is this podcast isn't a niche podcast.
1984
00:56:27.820 --> 00:56:28.620
I'm everything.
1985
00:56:28.740 --> 00:56:30.140
I've had adult film stars on.
1986
00:56:30.501 --> 00:56:31.561
I've had influencers on.
1987
00:56:31.961 --> 00:56:36.862
I've had people that I think are good people with small followings on social media,
1988
00:56:36.902 --> 00:56:37.262
but boy,
1989
00:56:37.282 --> 00:56:38.463
they've got a good story to tell.
1990
00:56:38.963 --> 00:56:39.083
Yeah.
1991
00:56:39.083 --> 00:56:40.143
And I have them come on.
1992
00:56:40.843 --> 00:56:48.165
I always say you're a good candidate to come on Fargo Talks if you're somebody that we could go out to Hank's and have a dirty martini together.
1993
00:56:48.165 --> 00:56:48.705
Yeah.
1994
00:56:48.865 --> 00:56:49.986
And shoot the shit for an hour,
1995
00:56:50.066 --> 00:56:50.626
hour and a half.
1996
00:56:51.062 --> 00:56:51.942
Because that's what we're going to do here.
1997
00:56:52.163 --> 00:56:52.343
Yeah.
1998
00:56:52.543 --> 00:56:53.083
Same thing.
1999
00:56:53.823 --> 00:56:57.625
And if you're somebody that has a story to tell,
2000
00:56:58.045 --> 00:56:58.866
especially,
2001
00:56:59.586 --> 00:57:06.309
if you're a retired teacher from Clark County School District and you have nothing to lose and you're like,
2002
00:57:06.669 --> 00:57:08.850
I've got some stuff I want to unburden myself about,
2003
00:57:09.171 --> 00:57:09.831
you get a hold of me.
2004
00:57:10.171 --> 00:57:10.451
Yeah.
2005
00:57:10.491 --> 00:57:13.653
I'm happy to have you on here and give from a place of respect.
2006
00:57:14.933 --> 00:57:16.094
That's what they have to understand.
2007
00:57:16.806 --> 00:57:23.329
I think old school people are used to reading the newspaper where there's somebody on the editorial board and even with TV now.
2008
00:57:23.970 --> 00:57:24.770
You've got Left Ring,
2009
00:57:24.850 --> 00:57:25.290
White Ring.
2010
00:57:25.570 --> 00:57:25.851
You've got
2011
00:57:26.231 --> 00:57:27.251
MSNBC, Fox.
2012
00:57:27.892 --> 00:57:33.635
There's nowhere that you can really watch something on TV now that's not slanted left or right,
2013
00:57:34.455 --> 00:57:35.555
which bothers me.
2014
00:57:35.716 --> 00:57:36.736
I'm a registered independent,
2015
00:57:36.756 --> 00:57:37.096
Brandon.
2016
00:57:37.476 --> 00:57:38.717
People think I'm a Trumper.
2017
00:57:39.097 --> 00:57:40.438
I'm not.
2018
00:57:40.998 --> 00:57:42.179
Back when Biden was running,
2019
00:57:42.239 --> 00:57:42.699
I was like,
2020
00:57:42.719 --> 00:57:44.381
if I got to pick the lesser of two evils,
2021
00:57:44.501 --> 00:57:45.201
I'm going with Trump.
2022
00:57:45.542 --> 00:57:47.063
At least he can formulate a sentence.
2023
00:57:47.063 --> 00:57:47.764
100%.
2024
00:57:47.784 --> 00:57:49.805
And especially the guy almost gets his head taken off.
2025
00:57:50.085 --> 00:57:51.987
And the first thing he does is get up and say,
2026
00:57:52.187 --> 00:57:52.527
fight.
2027
00:57:53.568 --> 00:57:55.470
In terms of a fight or flight person,
2028
00:57:56.290 --> 00:57:56.991
he's got my vote.
2029
00:57:57.011 --> 00:57:57.832
Yeah.
2030
00:57:57.832 --> 00:58:00.374
Especially over a woman that is now,
2031
00:58:00.474 --> 00:58:01.835
who's going to be the candidate very soon,
2032
00:58:02.275 --> 00:58:02.816
unproven.
2033
00:58:03.276 --> 00:58:08.640
We're in two proxy wars overseas in Ukraine and in the Middle East.
2034
00:58:09.121 --> 00:58:10.482
And she has zero experience.
2035
00:58:11.218 --> 00:58:13.679
At least Trump already was in the seat for four years.
2036
00:58:13.799 --> 00:58:14.439
Yeah.
2037
00:58:14.439 --> 00:58:15.439
Is he my first choice?
2038
00:58:15.759 --> 00:58:16.439
Hell no.
2039
00:58:17.780 --> 00:58:23.121
But I get pigeonholed a lot as being this like right wing conservative guy.
2040
00:58:23.201 --> 00:58:23.781
And I'm not.
2041
00:58:24.202 --> 00:58:29.623
I think it's weird that we live in a world that's so against racism and prejudice,
2042
00:58:30.463 --> 00:58:38.445
but we're so quick to call each other Trumpers and libtards without realizing that you're literally just putting people in a box to judge them.
2043
00:58:38.846 --> 00:58:39.706
That's prejudice,
2044
00:58:39.986 --> 00:58:40.286
right?
2045
00:58:40.806 --> 00:58:41.607
But because,
2046
00:58:41.667 --> 00:58:42.307
like you said,
2047
00:58:42.467 --> 00:58:49.573
the media doesn't discuss these things because the media is so involved in creating these camps,
2048
00:58:49.873 --> 00:58:50.154
per se,
2049
00:58:50.834 --> 00:58:52.135
there's no one there to talk about it,
2050
00:58:52.335 --> 00:58:52.596
right?
2051
00:58:52.876 --> 00:58:53.977
Prejudice is prejudice,
2052
00:58:54.637 --> 00:58:54.877
right?
2053
00:58:55.038 --> 00:59:00.002
If you're going to judge me and put me in a box and demonize me because of who I vote for,
2054
00:59:00.202 --> 00:59:01.823
how is that not racism?
2055
00:59:02.404 --> 00:59:03.144
You're just judging me.
2056
00:59:03.224 --> 00:59:04.845
Instead of judging me on the color of my skin,
2057
00:59:05.266 --> 00:59:06.567
you're judging me on my vote.
2058
00:59:06.567 --> 00:59:08.729
But you're still judging me without understanding me.
2059
00:59:08.789 --> 00:59:10.210
And I think that's very weird.
2060
00:59:10.510 --> 00:59:12.451
We live in this politically correct world where like,
2061
00:59:12.731 --> 00:59:14.793
you're not allowed to shame or judge anything,
2062
00:59:15.433 --> 00:59:18.595
but you are allowed to judge me if I don't vote democratic.
2063
00:59:19.196 --> 00:59:21.137
I don't believe in that.
2064
00:59:21.217 --> 00:59:23.038
I don't believe in calling anybody any names.
2065
00:59:23.539 --> 00:59:24.099
I'm like you,
2066
00:59:24.339 --> 00:59:25.980
I would prefer to be independent.
2067
00:59:26.400 --> 00:59:27.381
If I had my choice,
2068
00:59:27.401 --> 00:59:28.202
I would prefer to be,
2069
00:59:28.222 --> 00:59:29.282
I voted for Barack.
2070
00:59:29.603 --> 00:59:33.985
I have voted on every side of the aisle because I vote for what's best for me and my family,
2071
00:59:34.366 --> 00:59:35.226
me and my community.
2072
00:59:35.947 --> 00:59:38.048
But if I have to be put into a box,
2073
00:59:38.886 --> 00:59:39.887
I'll join you.
2074
00:59:39.887 --> 00:59:41.388
I'll just jump right into the Trump box.
2075
00:59:41.488 --> 00:59:42.989
I just want somebody who's good at business,
2076
00:59:43.369 --> 00:59:44.030
right?
2077
00:59:44.130 --> 00:59:45.010
I want pro-economy,
2078
00:59:46.071 --> 00:59:46.651
pro-business,
2079
00:59:47.312 --> 00:59:48.913
someone that's going to protect me,
2080
00:59:48.953 --> 00:59:50.854
but also can we please get the debt down?
2081
00:59:51.254 --> 00:59:52.936
We're at $75 trillion.
2082
00:59:52.936 --> 00:59:54.437
We're spending money overseas on stuff.
2083
00:59:54.457 --> 00:59:54.757
I mean,
2084
00:59:54.837 --> 00:59:55.878
we can't pay our bills here.
2085
00:59:56.638 --> 00:59:57.779
Southern borders are hemorrhaging.
2086
00:59:57.839 --> 00:59:57.999
Like,
2087
00:59:58.759 --> 00:59:59.900
this is factual stuff.
2088
00:59:59.940 --> 01:00:00.881
This isn't an agenda.
2089
01:00:01.241 --> 01:00:02.122
This is really happening.
2090
01:00:02.162 --> 01:00:03.383
And to anyone that's like looking for,
2091
01:00:03.643 --> 01:00:03.903
again,
2092
01:00:04.363 --> 01:00:06.705
my favorite place for news now is X,
2093
01:00:06.905 --> 01:00:07.185
Twitter.
2094
01:00:07.585 --> 01:00:07.746
Yeah.
2095
01:00:07.966 --> 01:00:08.266
Because-
2096
01:00:08.626 --> 01:00:11.048
You get like when Trump was shot,
2097
01:00:11.468 --> 01:00:12.790
it was within minutes.
2098
01:00:12.970 --> 01:00:13.790
Stuff is coming up.
2099
01:00:14.111 --> 01:00:15.592
And I'm at my dad's in Canandaigua,
2100
01:00:15.592 --> 01:00:16.412
New York with my kids.
2101
01:00:16.813 --> 01:00:18.494
I'm on Twitter watching what's going on.
2102
01:00:18.874 --> 01:00:22.217
There was about a 20 to 30 minute delay before you saw it on TV.
2103
01:00:22.257 --> 01:00:22.738
Yeah,
2104
01:00:23.098 --> 01:00:24.719
because they had to come up with a narrative.
2105
01:00:24.999 --> 01:00:27.061
They had to come up with which angles they were going to show.
2106
01:00:27.401 --> 01:00:28.262
They had to come up with.
2107
01:00:29.183 --> 01:00:37.710
I saw one screenshot that said it could be a CNN or NBC where it was just like Trump leaves rally early because of big noises.
2108
01:00:38.046 --> 01:00:38.406
And I'm like,
2109
01:00:39.287 --> 01:00:40.107
wait a minute.
2110
01:00:41.889 --> 01:00:42.949
What are you doing?
2111
01:00:43.070 --> 01:00:43.370
You know?
2112
01:00:43.930 --> 01:00:46.692
And it's impossible to get the news from the news.
2113
01:00:48.093 --> 01:00:49.674
It's impossible to get the news from the news.
2114
01:00:49.874 --> 01:00:51.435
It's literally not possible anymore.
2115
01:00:51.615 --> 01:00:57.880
It's the only place now that I see the last bastion of hope for anyone that get their news is podcasts.
2116
01:00:58.280 --> 01:00:58.400
Yeah.
2117
01:00:58.460 --> 01:00:58.860
This is it.
2118
01:00:59.441 --> 01:01:02.243
And for anyone coming on this show on,
2119
01:01:02.343 --> 01:01:02.563
you know,
2120
01:01:02.543 --> 01:01:06.946
if you're going to do a podcast that it's you give them a place to talk.
2121
01:01:07.470 --> 01:01:07.630
Yes.
2122
01:01:07.670 --> 01:01:08.991
Whether you are Republican,
2123
01:01:09.251 --> 01:01:09.751
Democrat,
2124
01:01:09.971 --> 01:01:10.491
independent,
2125
01:01:10.571 --> 01:01:11.112
right to life,
2126
01:01:11.432 --> 01:01:12.112
I don't care.
2127
01:01:12.112 --> 01:01:12.532
Doesn't matter.
2128
01:01:12.632 --> 01:01:14.213
As long as you are eloquent,
2129
01:01:14.793 --> 01:01:15.453
respectful,
2130
01:01:15.794 --> 01:01:16.474
and knowledgeable.
2131
01:01:16.614 --> 01:01:16.854
Yes.
2132
01:01:17.134 --> 01:01:18.215
Respectful is the biggest one.
2133
01:01:18.415 --> 01:01:19.515
Respectful is the biggest one.
2134
01:01:19.535 --> 01:01:19.955
Biggest one.
2135
01:01:20.135 --> 01:01:21.836
The greatest cherry on top,
2136
01:01:21.896 --> 01:01:22.596
if I can get it,
2137
01:01:22.576 --> 01:01:23.357
is you're entertaining.
2138
01:01:24.117 --> 01:01:24.797
Yeah.
2139
01:01:24.797 --> 01:01:30.380
And you're willing to be just open and transparent and to just bare your soul.
2140
01:01:30.600 --> 01:01:30.740
Yep.
2141
01:01:31.180 --> 01:01:31.940
So many people,
2142
01:01:32.160 --> 01:01:33.561
and that's how you're good at it,
2143
01:01:33.801 --> 01:01:34.661
I've gotten good at it,
2144
01:01:34.721 --> 01:01:35.862
is you get in here.
2145
01:01:36.122 --> 01:01:37.223
You forget there's cameras here,
2146
01:01:38.003 --> 01:01:39.484
and it's just two people shooting the shit.
2147
01:01:39.484 --> 01:01:40.245
Just having a conversation.
2148
01:01:40.265 --> 01:01:41.466
Just having a conversation.
2149
01:01:41.806 --> 01:01:44.608
And there's no filter in what gets said.
2150
01:01:44.988 --> 01:01:45.108
No.
2151
01:01:45.208 --> 01:01:46.369
You're not holding back.
2152
01:01:47.069 --> 01:01:48.350
I've had people that have come on.
2153
01:01:48.450 --> 01:01:51.252
I've had people I've politely declined to come on because they've said,
2154
01:01:51.573 --> 01:01:51.713
well,
2155
01:01:51.753 --> 01:01:52.994
I need questions ahead of time.
2156
01:01:53.114 --> 01:01:53.774
I don't do that.
2157
01:01:53.834 --> 01:01:54.274
No.
2158
01:01:54.274 --> 01:01:55.255
I'm not going to give you my questions.
2159
01:01:55.495 --> 01:01:56.816
I might have some stuff written down,
2160
01:01:57.336 --> 01:01:57.797
some notes,
2161
01:01:58.097 --> 01:02:02.660
but I don't have any pre-created questions to ask a guest.
2162
01:02:02.960 --> 01:02:05.342
That's the beauty of this medium.
2163
01:02:05.646 --> 01:02:08.848
It's got to be,
2164
01:02:08.848 --> 01:02:13.130
I'm not an influencer because influence is political.
2165
01:02:13.710 --> 01:02:15.511
And as you stated at the very beginning,
2166
01:02:15.551 --> 01:02:17.192
my goal has always just to be,
2167
01:02:17.372 --> 01:02:18.773
I'm just a fucking dude,
2168
01:02:18.813 --> 01:02:19.053
man.
2169
01:02:19.354 --> 01:02:23.696
I'm just an asshole from Vegas that for some reason people like watching on camera,
2170
01:02:24.036 --> 01:02:24.316
right?
2171
01:02:24.676 --> 01:02:25.797
My videos aren't great.
2172
01:02:25.957 --> 01:02:26.297
In fact,
2173
01:02:26.297 --> 01:02:27.818
my videos suck on purpose,
2174
01:02:27.838 --> 01:02:28.138
guys.
2175
01:02:28.198 --> 01:02:28.699
Spoilers,
2176
01:02:28.719 --> 01:02:29.899
they suck on purpose,
2177
01:02:30.319 --> 01:02:32.020
but it's because I'm like you.
2178
01:02:32.200 --> 01:02:33.561
Most of us aren't good with video.
2179
01:02:33.641 --> 01:02:34.642
We're not good with camera.
2180
01:02:35.002 --> 01:02:36.563
We're just genuine fucking people,
2181
01:02:36.864 --> 01:02:37.164
you know?
2182
01:02:37.664 --> 01:02:39.205
And I can't filter myself.
2183
01:02:39.285 --> 01:02:40.246
I don't know how.
2184
01:02:40.607 --> 01:02:41.868
I get in trouble for it all the time.
2185
01:02:41.888 --> 01:02:43.769
I get banned on TikTok once per week,
2186
01:02:44.370 --> 01:02:46.311
but I can't filter myself.
2187
01:02:46.511 --> 01:02:46.791
To me,
2188
01:02:48.073 --> 01:02:50.715
we live in the golden age of truth-telling.
2189
01:02:52.056 --> 01:02:54.618
We live in the golden age of truth-telling,
2190
01:02:54.798 --> 01:02:55.058
where
2191
01:02:55.839 --> 01:02:59.642
I can get podcast clicks just by telling people the truth.
2192
01:03:00.402 --> 01:03:00.602
Hey,
2193
01:03:00.842 --> 01:03:01.842
men and women are different.
2194
01:03:01.922 --> 01:03:02.683
Oh my God.
2195
01:03:03.743 --> 01:03:04.003
Hey,
2196
01:03:04.483 --> 01:03:05.684
judging people based on their vote.
2197
01:03:05.864 --> 01:03:08.004
That's a form of racism too,
2198
01:03:08.064 --> 01:03:08.264
right?
2199
01:03:08.284 --> 01:03:10.625
Like just going on here and telling people the truth,
2200
01:03:10.665 --> 01:03:12.206
having an honest conversation.
2201
01:03:12.626 --> 01:03:12.886
To me,
2202
01:03:13.386 --> 01:03:17.527
this is why podcast to me is the best medium in the world right now.
2203
01:03:18.127 --> 01:03:21.588
People need to communicate in an honest and genuine way.
2204
01:03:22.048 --> 01:03:23.549
And this allows us to do it.
2205
01:03:24.029 --> 01:03:26.810
You've given me a stage to not just talk about the shit,
2206
01:03:26.850 --> 01:03:27.010
like-
2207
01:03:27.170 --> 01:03:28.490
food and all the Vegas stuff,
2208
01:03:28.510 --> 01:03:30.071
but something I genuinely care about.
2209
01:03:30.931 --> 01:03:34.012
You've given me a platform I don't even have on my own platform.
2210
01:03:35.952 --> 01:03:37.173
I genuinely,
2211
01:03:37.253 --> 01:03:39.994
that's why whenever I'm invited to this,
2212
01:03:40.134 --> 01:03:41.174
I'm an instant yes.
2213
01:03:41.274 --> 01:03:48.916
I will clear my whole schedule to be here with you because you're a genuine person and you give a shit and you're honest and you're vulnerable and you're open.
2214
01:03:48.996 --> 01:03:50.917
And I hope the people watching this can see it,
2215
01:03:50.937 --> 01:03:51.137
man.
2216
01:03:51.657 --> 01:03:52.157
I don't know if you,
2217
01:03:52.277 --> 01:03:54.938
this man is exactly who he says he is.
2218
01:03:55.038 --> 01:03:55.378
And I'm,
2219
01:03:55.598 --> 01:03:55.718
I'm.
2220
01:03:56.826 --> 01:03:57.727
I'm honored to be here,
2221
01:03:57.967 --> 01:03:58.447
sincerely.
2222
01:03:58.627 --> 01:03:58.967
Thank you.
2223
01:03:59.427 --> 01:04:00.128
I appreciate it.
2224
01:04:00.348 --> 01:04:01.188
I would love to,
2225
01:04:01.829 --> 01:04:02.669
like every few months,
2226
01:04:02.709 --> 01:04:03.250
have you come on.
2227
01:04:04.090 --> 01:04:04.870
For us just to talk.
2228
01:04:05.511 --> 01:04:06.051
No agenda,
2229
01:04:06.551 --> 01:04:07.112
no nothing.
2230
01:04:07.572 --> 01:04:07.712
Yeah,
2231
01:04:07.812 --> 01:04:09.853
if there's places that you've gone to that,
2232
01:04:09.893 --> 01:04:10.113
you know,
2233
01:04:10.193 --> 01:04:10.814
food places,
2234
01:04:10.894 --> 01:04:11.114
yes.
2235
01:04:11.154 --> 01:04:11.674
But really,
2236
01:04:12.775 --> 01:04:13.015
Brandon,
2237
01:04:13.015 --> 01:04:13.675
I love your brain.
2238
01:04:14.656 --> 01:04:15.496
I love your brain.
2239
01:04:16.157 --> 01:04:18.338
I love that you are willing to be vulnerable.
2240
01:04:19.178 --> 01:04:21.840
That is something that you can't teach somebody.
2241
01:04:22.440 --> 01:04:25.702
You either come in here and you sit down and you're vulnerable or you're not.
2242
01:04:26.078 --> 01:04:28.680
And I can tell them the first 30 seconds if someone's going to be vulnerable or not,
2243
01:04:29.200 --> 01:04:29.480
whether it's,
2244
01:04:29.560 --> 01:04:29.821
you know,
2245
01:04:30.561 --> 01:04:31.322
gotten better at it.
2246
01:04:31.302 --> 01:04:32.642
So now avoid the people that are not.
2247
01:04:33.023 --> 01:04:35.364
I appreciate you coming in and being the real you.
2248
01:04:36.705 --> 01:04:37.546
I'm honored to have you on.
2249
01:04:37.866 --> 01:04:38.046
Thank you,
2250
01:04:38.046 --> 01:04:38.506
my friend.
2251
01:04:38.506 --> 01:04:38.967
Thank you,
2252
01:04:38.967 --> 01:04:39.087
man.
2253
01:04:39.911 --> 01:04:40.471
The next time I'm on,
2254
01:04:40.471 --> 01:04:41.412
can we talk about strip clubs?
2255
01:04:42.233 --> 01:04:42.353
Well,
2256
01:04:42.353 --> 01:04:43.473
we can talk about it right now if you want.
2257
01:04:43.473 --> 01:04:43.594
Yeah?
2258
01:04:43.914 --> 01:04:44.034
Yeah.
2259
01:04:44.074 --> 01:04:44.234
Okay.
2260
01:04:44.654 --> 01:04:45.555
Your top three strip clubs.
2261
01:04:45.555 --> 01:04:45.675
Go.
2262
01:04:47.056 --> 01:04:49.157
That's the worst question you're going to ask.
2263
01:04:49.157 --> 01:04:50.918
You can go fuck yourself because,
2264
01:04:50.938 --> 01:04:51.219
all right,
2265
01:04:51.299 --> 01:04:51.619
I'll tell you.
2266
01:04:51.619 --> 01:04:52.419
Back when I was single,
2267
01:04:53.760 --> 01:04:54.761
my favorite place was the OG.
2268
01:04:55.201 --> 01:04:55.502
Okay.
2269
01:04:55.762 --> 01:04:56.242
Love the OG.
2270
01:04:56.702 --> 01:04:57.683
Dino loved you.
2271
01:04:57.923 --> 01:04:58.704
Dino was my man,
2272
01:04:58.704 --> 01:04:59.504
was the bartender.
2273
01:04:59.845 --> 01:05:01.466
And I'd go in there and I was,
2274
01:05:01.526 --> 01:05:01.866
this was,
2275
01:05:02.026 --> 01:05:02.506
oh my God,
2276
01:05:02.566 --> 01:05:03.287
15 years ago.
2277
01:05:03.607 --> 01:05:03.787
Okay.
2278
01:05:03.787 --> 01:05:04.187
And I'd go,
2279
01:05:04.207 --> 01:05:04.928
I was living in St.
2280
01:05:04.948 --> 01:05:05.208
George,
2281
01:05:05.248 --> 01:05:05.608
Utah,
2282
01:05:05.849 --> 01:05:09.411
but I'd come over here and go to the OG was the best.
2283
01:05:09.511 --> 01:05:09.811
best.
2284
01:05:09.871 --> 01:05:12.574
I love the OG and the Spearmint Rhino were my places to go.
2285
01:05:12.954 --> 01:05:13.114
Now,
2286
01:05:13.695 --> 01:05:14.355
full disclosure,
2287
01:05:14.655 --> 01:05:17.078
I have not walked into a strip joint in
2288
01:05:18.919 --> 01:05:19.580
15 years.
2289
01:05:19.680 --> 01:05:19.920
Okay.
2290
01:05:20.100 --> 01:05:20.320
Okay.
2291
01:05:20.360 --> 01:05:20.681
Respect.
2292
01:05:20.801 --> 01:05:20.961
Yeah.
2293
01:05:21.481 --> 01:05:23.083
Just because it's not my thing anymore,
2294
01:05:23.083 --> 01:05:24.564
but also having been,
2295
01:05:24.644 --> 01:05:26.626
I was a title rep here for years.
2296
01:05:27.046 --> 01:05:31.890
I had clients that were realtors that were also strippers that were in adult entertainment.
2297
01:05:32.311 --> 01:05:32.451
And
2298
01:05:32.831 --> 01:05:33.271
I knew,
2299
01:05:33.592 --> 01:05:37.315
and I respected them because of the money and the business model.
2300
01:05:37.755 --> 01:05:40.196
The entrepreneurial spirit that they have.
2301
01:05:40.316 --> 01:05:40.876
Girls are smart.
2302
01:05:41.337 --> 01:05:41.917
Smart,
2303
01:05:42.157 --> 01:05:42.457
smart.
2304
01:05:42.457 --> 01:05:43.317
And so how they could,
2305
01:05:43.798 --> 01:05:44.818
it's like,
2306
01:05:44.838 --> 01:05:46.119
these are not the droids you're looking for.
2307
01:05:47.179 --> 01:05:47.379
Right?
2308
01:05:47.579 --> 01:05:49.520
Like the Obi-Wan Kenobi thing is like,
2309
01:05:49.540 --> 01:05:53.222
that's what they do because of the physical attributes they have.
2310
01:05:53.242 --> 01:05:54.342
But really it's up here.
2311
01:05:54.862 --> 01:06:02.166
The cerebral power that these women have to take advantage over a man to get every single dollar from them.
2312
01:06:02.786 --> 01:06:04.086
I have great respect for that.
2313
01:06:04.667 --> 01:06:05.147
I know.
2314
01:06:05.791 --> 01:06:14.013
exotic dancers and adult actresses who are better at business than 99% of the men that I meet.
2315
01:06:14.673 --> 01:06:22.396
They have found a way to capitalize and market every inch of what it is that they do for profit.
2316
01:06:22.456 --> 01:06:22.636
Man,
2317
01:06:22.676 --> 01:06:23.156
they are,
2318
01:06:23.996 --> 01:06:24.656
they are smart.
2319
01:06:24.696 --> 01:06:25.957
Those girls live in McDonald's Highlands.
2320
01:06:25.977 --> 01:06:27.637
Those girls live in the ridges.
2321
01:06:27.697 --> 01:06:30.198
Those girls are making work right now,
2322
01:06:30.278 --> 01:06:30.658
honestly.
2323
01:06:30.738 --> 01:06:30.898
Okay.
2324
01:06:31.258 --> 01:06:34.639
So do you want me to go from 3-2-1 or 1-2-3?
2325
01:06:34.899 --> 01:06:40.182
Let's do your top three strip clubs in Las Vegas,
2326
01:06:40.402 --> 01:06:42.463
starting from three up to one.
2327
01:06:42.563 --> 01:06:43.164
And why?
2328
01:06:43.404 --> 01:06:43.664
Okay.
2329
01:06:44.164 --> 01:06:44.865
Number three,
2330
01:06:45.025 --> 01:06:45.665
Sapphire.
2331
01:06:45.745 --> 01:06:46.225
It is the
2332
01:06:46.846 --> 01:06:48.146
Walmart of strip clubs.
2333
01:06:48.227 --> 01:06:51.148
It is just whatever your brand is.
2334
01:06:51.528 --> 01:06:53.289
Sapphire's got your brand.
2335
01:06:53.670 --> 01:06:54.510
It's so big.
2336
01:06:54.550 --> 01:06:56.511
And there's so many girls there that like,
2337
01:06:57.172 --> 01:06:58.212
it's impossible to miss.
2338
01:06:58.272 --> 01:07:00.633
You're going to find a girl that catches your fancy.
2339
01:07:00.914 --> 01:07:02.795
It's the Walmart of strip clubs.
2340
01:07:02.795 --> 01:07:03.115
Yeah.
2341
01:07:03.475 --> 01:07:04.876
Best analogy ever.
2342
01:07:05.536 --> 01:07:06.596
I've been there years ago.
2343
01:07:06.776 --> 01:07:07.097
And yes,
2344
01:07:07.297 --> 01:07:07.537
go ahead,
2345
01:07:07.557 --> 01:07:07.957
continue.
2346
01:07:07.957 --> 01:07:08.377
It's massive,
2347
01:07:08.437 --> 01:07:08.697
right?
2348
01:07:09.317 --> 01:07:11.778
Little pro tip for my boys who are coming in.
2349
01:07:12.499 --> 01:07:14.339
Sapphire has a pool party.
2350
01:07:15.440 --> 01:07:18.561
The pool party is not necessarily fully clothed.
2351
01:07:18.881 --> 01:07:19.422
You're welcome.
2352
01:07:20.582 --> 01:07:21.442
Number two,
2353
01:07:22.363 --> 01:07:22.783
Larry
2354
01:07:23.343 --> 01:07:23.843
Flint's
2355
01:07:24.444 --> 01:07:25.404
Hustler Club.
2356
01:07:25.504 --> 01:07:25.704
Now,
2357
01:07:26.084 --> 01:07:27.785
most people are going to say Spearmint Rhino,
2358
01:07:28.585 --> 01:07:32.607
but you need one kind of just like over the top.
2359
01:07:32.787 --> 01:07:35.068
kind of grimy strip club.
2360
01:07:35.068 --> 01:07:36.749
And I think Larry Flint's hits that.
2361
01:07:36.749 --> 01:07:39.850
The rooftop deck does EDM parties till like five in the morning.
2362
01:07:40.210 --> 01:07:42.111
If you're into a classier strip club,
2363
01:07:42.211 --> 01:07:43.431
something that's higher end,
2364
01:07:43.832 --> 01:07:45.572
Spearman Rhino is always,
2365
01:07:46.032 --> 01:07:46.873
always number two.
2366
01:07:46.913 --> 01:07:49.154
But if you're looking for something for a bit more party centric,
2367
01:07:49.334 --> 01:07:50.094
a bit more fun,
2368
01:07:50.814 --> 01:07:51.795
Larry Flint's Hustler Club.
2369
01:07:52.595 --> 01:07:53.456
And number one,
2370
01:07:54.756 --> 01:07:56.597
it will be number one until the day I die.
2371
01:07:56.717 --> 01:07:59.498
It's been number one since I was 17 years old with my fake ID,
2372
01:08:00.118 --> 01:08:01.239
sneaking into strip clubs.
2373
01:08:01.999 --> 01:08:06.943
Chica Bonitas over in the dirty section off of Fremont Street.
2374
01:08:07.663 --> 01:08:08.864
It doesn't look like much,
2375
01:08:09.465 --> 01:08:11.546
but the parking lot's always packed for a reason.
2376
01:08:12.267 --> 01:08:13.248
Thick Latinas,
2377
01:08:14.829 --> 01:08:15.790
24-7,
2378
01:08:15.930 --> 01:08:16.790
cheap Coronas.
2379
01:08:17.211 --> 01:08:17.551
It is,
2380
01:08:17.831 --> 01:08:18.091
to me,
2381
01:08:18.151 --> 01:08:19.853
the quintessential Vegas strip club.
2382
01:08:20.233 --> 01:08:22.615
It still has that old-school Vegas feel,
2383
01:08:22.755 --> 01:08:25.017
and if you like Latin girls like all of you should,
2384
01:08:25.917 --> 01:08:27.058
only Latin girls there,
2385
01:08:27.138 --> 01:08:28.099
premium number one.
2386
01:08:29.007 --> 01:08:31.229
Some of the most beautiful women I've ever seen,
2387
01:08:31.229 --> 01:08:32.370
and this is with my girlfriend,
2388
01:08:32.650 --> 01:08:33.111
South Beach.
2389
01:08:34.792 --> 01:08:39.716
There is nothing under an 8.5 there.
2390
01:08:40.617 --> 01:08:41.498
We've been there twice.
2391
01:08:42.278 --> 01:08:43.860
And the first time was last year.
2392
01:08:43.940 --> 01:08:45.101
And we see her right on South Beach.
2393
01:08:45.161 --> 01:08:45.741
We're right there.
2394
01:08:46.241 --> 01:08:47.783
And I asked our server,
2395
01:08:47.823 --> 01:08:48.103
I said,
2396
01:08:48.403 --> 01:08:49.544
bring out one of the dish kids.
2397
01:08:49.764 --> 01:08:51.326
I guarantee he or she is an eight.
2398
01:08:53.968 --> 01:08:57.551
There's no one here that's ugly.
2399
01:08:58.171 --> 01:09:01.913
and they're all nice and friendly and warm and you're like,
2400
01:09:02.013 --> 01:09:02.333
oh my,
2401
01:09:02.433 --> 01:09:03.113
and gorgeous.
2402
01:09:03.514 --> 01:09:04.334
Men and women,
2403
01:09:05.274 --> 01:09:05.895
flawless.
2404
01:09:06.715 --> 01:09:13.698
Flawless with the darker skin and the butts and the shapes and the guys are fit.
2405
01:09:13.758 --> 01:09:14.078
You're like,
2406
01:09:14.198 --> 01:09:14.499
oh my,
2407
01:09:14.479 --> 01:09:19.121
I have to go up the room and do like five crunches out of shame.
2408
01:09:20.661 --> 01:09:21.742
I got to get my shit together.
2409
01:09:21.962 --> 01:09:22.502
Shame,
2410
01:09:22.902 --> 01:09:23.303
shame,
2411
01:09:23.563 --> 01:09:23.803
dude.
2412
01:09:24.347 --> 01:09:25.168
I'll never forget this.
2413
01:09:25.168 --> 01:09:26.809
I've never been to Miami myself,
2414
01:09:26.950 --> 01:09:27.130
right?
2415
01:09:27.130 --> 01:09:28.771
It's on my bucket list of places to go.
2416
01:09:29.432 --> 01:09:31.454
When I worked in Encore Beach Club back in the day,
2417
01:09:31.534 --> 01:09:31.934
we had,
2418
01:09:32.134 --> 01:09:32.915
I'll never forget this.
2419
01:09:33.315 --> 01:09:41.363
Four Brazilian girls from Miami showed up to my nightclub and almost shut the place down to the point where like.
2420
01:09:42.030 --> 01:09:59.845
security had to always have eyes on someone there because of like it was four brazilian girls with we didn't know what bbls were at the time this was like after 20 white the biggest bbls and in the brazilian way they just walked around in string bikinis so imagine four sexy
2421
01:09:59.905 --> 01:10:11.434
miami brazilian girls in string bikinis walking around a pool club with a bunch of drunk dudes it was like it was like a fifth grader seeing porn for the first time it was just like
2422
01:10:12.703 --> 01:10:13.123
Oh,
2423
01:10:13.844 --> 01:10:14.805
dudes were freaking out,
2424
01:10:14.845 --> 01:10:15.786
jumping out the pool.
2425
01:10:15.906 --> 01:10:16.086
Like,
2426
01:10:16.106 --> 01:10:16.486
I mean,
2427
01:10:16.947 --> 01:10:19.449
if those girls had wanted a Lamborghini that day,
2428
01:10:19.549 --> 01:10:20.530
someone would have gave them one,
2429
01:10:20.570 --> 01:10:20.790
man.
2430
01:10:21.030 --> 01:10:21.611
So Miami,
2431
01:10:21.751 --> 01:10:22.291
shout out to you.
2432
01:10:22.731 --> 01:10:23.272
Much respect.
2433
01:10:23.312 --> 01:10:24.953
Your girls are chef's kiss.
2434
01:10:25.154 --> 01:10:25.334
Well,
2435
01:10:25.454 --> 01:10:25.914
well done.
2436
01:10:26.455 --> 01:10:26.635
Well,
2437
01:10:26.735 --> 01:10:27.155
well done.
2438
01:10:28.997 --> 01:10:31.379
It is something that they're just bred.
2439
01:10:32.140 --> 01:10:32.760
Bred.
2440
01:10:32.800 --> 01:10:33.481
In a way.
2441
01:10:34.201 --> 01:10:35.603
It's like Lexington,
2442
01:10:35.663 --> 01:10:36.503
Kentucky.
2443
01:10:36.703 --> 01:10:38.345
Like these women are stallions.
2444
01:10:38.365 --> 01:10:38.925
Stallions,
2445
01:10:39.266 --> 01:10:39.486
right?
2446
01:10:40.282 --> 01:10:40.522
Okay,
2447
01:10:40.542 --> 01:10:43.184
if Miami's number one for hottest girls in America,
2448
01:10:43.384 --> 01:10:44.505
which I think we all can agree with,
2449
01:10:44.505 --> 01:10:44.625
like,
2450
01:10:44.645 --> 01:10:44.885
come on,
2451
01:10:45.246 --> 01:10:46.106
let's not kid ourselves.
2452
01:10:46.506 --> 01:10:47.827
Where's Vegas rank on that list for you?
2453
01:10:48.648 --> 01:10:52.050
It's funny you ask that because my most watched clip,
2454
01:10:52.311 --> 01:10:56.634
my buddy Brandon Bowski came in here and Bowski's the man because he just,
2455
01:10:56.734 --> 01:11:00.657
he slings it and doesn't give a fuck what you have to say in return.
2456
01:11:01.197 --> 01:11:02.218
And he came out and said,
2457
01:11:02.738 --> 01:11:06.381
Scottsdale is the hottest women.
2458
01:11:06.401 --> 01:11:08.222
A Scottsdale 10 is a Miami 15.
2459
01:11:09.678 --> 01:11:10.098
If you,
2460
01:11:10.758 --> 01:11:14.279
I saw that episode and I wanted to jump through this screen and have an argument with him.
2461
01:11:14.279 --> 01:11:15.480
That's why I'm doing this now.
2462
01:11:16.320 --> 01:11:17.400
He forgot to say,
2463
01:11:17.921 --> 01:11:18.801
if you like hot,
2464
01:11:18.861 --> 01:11:19.521
pretty white girls.
2465
01:11:19.861 --> 01:11:20.121
Yes.
2466
01:11:20.441 --> 01:11:24.102
When that's the biggest form of hate coming in is,
2467
01:11:24.442 --> 01:11:24.643
well,
2468
01:11:24.803 --> 01:11:27.163
it's all tall blonde women and they're,
2469
01:11:27.183 --> 01:11:27.403
you know,
2470
01:11:27.443 --> 01:11:30.324
fake boobs and the whole thing with the butt lifts and everything else.
2471
01:11:30.324 --> 01:11:30.544
I'm like,
2472
01:11:30.544 --> 01:11:30.664
well,
2473
01:11:30.924 --> 01:11:31.845
and my reply back,
2474
01:11:31.885 --> 01:11:33.245
cause I replied almost all my comments is,
2475
01:11:33.405 --> 01:11:34.866
but that's a look some people like.
2476
01:11:35.026 --> 01:11:35.186
Yeah.
2477
01:11:35.926 --> 01:11:36.086
Like.
2478
01:11:36.286 --> 01:11:38.788
And my girlfriend is a 10.
2479
01:11:39.148 --> 01:11:41.150
She's a redhead with a thigh gap,
2480
01:11:42.051 --> 01:11:42.791
and she's
2481
01:11:43.192 --> 01:11:45.093
43. So there's a four in there,
2482
01:11:45.093 --> 01:11:45.874
so it's not creepy,
2483
01:11:45.914 --> 01:11:46.895
me being 54.
2484
01:11:47.996 --> 01:11:49.077
If there's a two or a three,
2485
01:11:49.097 --> 01:11:49.817
we have trouble.
2486
01:11:49.817 --> 01:11:50.798
If there's a four,
2487
01:11:51.018 --> 01:11:51.659
I'm good.
2488
01:11:52.139 --> 01:11:52.880
I'm good.
2489
01:11:53.500 --> 01:11:56.383
And I think that she just rocks my boat,
2490
01:11:56.423 --> 01:11:56.643
man.
2491
01:11:58.004 --> 01:11:58.845
We're living together now.
2492
01:11:58.905 --> 01:11:59.945
I stare at her all the time.
2493
01:12:00.446 --> 01:12:01.247
All the time I'm looking at her.
2494
01:12:01.267 --> 01:12:02.167
She still gives you the boner.
2495
01:12:02.207 --> 01:12:02.528
That's good.
2496
01:12:02.588 --> 01:12:03.849
Every time.
2497
01:12:04.129 --> 01:12:04.469
That's good.
2498
01:12:04.569 --> 01:12:05.310
Every time.
2499
01:12:05.870 --> 01:12:06.290
And so,
2500
01:12:07.251 --> 01:12:08.092
but before her,
2501
01:12:08.532 --> 01:12:09.393
it was blondes.
2502
01:12:09.433 --> 01:12:10.514
It was the look that like,
2503
01:12:10.614 --> 01:12:12.476
I would have loved to have gone to Scottsdale.
2504
01:12:12.576 --> 01:12:12.776
Yeah.
2505
01:12:12.996 --> 01:12:13.116
And,
2506
01:12:13.296 --> 01:12:13.416
and,
2507
01:12:13.617 --> 01:12:16.059
and those women that like tan blonde fit.
2508
01:12:16.319 --> 01:12:16.539
Yeah.
2509
01:12:16.739 --> 01:12:18.120
Is what was my thing.
2510
01:12:18.160 --> 01:12:19.221
I call them golf cart girls.
2511
01:12:20.182 --> 01:12:21.063
Absolutely.
2512
01:12:21.143 --> 01:12:21.784
Golf cart girls.
2513
01:12:21.784 --> 01:12:22.364
Golf cart girls.
2514
01:12:22.524 --> 01:12:23.205
Absolutely.
2515
01:12:23.405 --> 01:12:24.706
And to see,
2516
01:12:24.846 --> 01:12:25.166
again,
2517
01:12:25.387 --> 01:12:25.507
I,
2518
01:12:25.747 --> 01:12:27.208
I use my social media.
2519
01:12:27.208 --> 01:12:28.009
I'm a big data guy.
2520
01:12:28.149 --> 01:12:28.329
Okay.
2521
01:12:28.529 --> 01:12:28.990
So I'm like,
2522
01:12:29.030 --> 01:12:29.250
okay,
2523
01:12:29.370 --> 01:12:31.171
what's the demographic and what's going on here?
2524
01:12:31.212 --> 01:12:32.292
And like people,
2525
01:12:32.513 --> 01:12:34.014
I've had people all over the world chime in.
2526
01:12:34.438 --> 01:12:34.598
Well,
2527
01:12:34.598 --> 01:12:35.038
they've never been,
2528
01:12:35.178 --> 01:12:36.339
this guy has never been to Croatia.
2529
01:12:36.679 --> 01:12:37.840
He's never been to Brazil.
2530
01:12:38.440 --> 01:12:40.461
Like they're saying places all over the world.
2531
01:12:40.742 --> 01:12:42.142
But to answer your question,
2532
01:12:42.483 --> 01:12:43.783
some people said Vegas.
2533
01:12:44.904 --> 01:12:46.425
I'm someone now that I can,
2534
01:12:46.645 --> 01:12:48.566
and I'm comfortable saying this and my girl's cool with it.
2535
01:12:48.546 --> 01:12:49.927
I could say she's attractive.
2536
01:12:49.927 --> 01:12:50.827
I'm not attracted to her.
2537
01:12:51.147 --> 01:12:51.668
Big difference,
2538
01:12:51.708 --> 01:12:51.848
right?
2539
01:12:51.848 --> 01:12:52.648
Yeah.
2540
01:12:52.708 --> 01:12:53.228
I'll go to,
2541
01:12:53.469 --> 01:12:55.290
I go to a really nice gym here in town.
2542
01:12:55.310 --> 01:12:56.530
I go with my daughter and my son,
2543
01:12:57.011 --> 01:12:57.291
which is,
2544
01:12:57.391 --> 01:12:59.492
I love that to bond with my daughter,
2545
01:12:59.532 --> 01:12:59.892
especially.
2546
01:12:59.892 --> 01:13:02.033
We work out together and there's some girls in there.
2547
01:13:02.033 --> 01:13:02.313
I'm like,
2548
01:13:02.494 --> 01:13:03.054
they're gorgeous.
2549
01:13:04.038 --> 01:13:05.279
I've never seen that before at a gym.
2550
01:13:05.800 --> 01:13:10.223
Like they're very attractive women that are working on themselves and they're younger,
2551
01:13:10.503 --> 01:13:11.344
like twenties,
2552
01:13:12.125 --> 01:13:12.525
thirties,
2553
01:13:12.905 --> 01:13:14.106
but working on themselves.
2554
01:13:14.767 --> 01:13:14.907
And
2555
01:13:15.367 --> 01:13:16.468
I've never seen that before.
2556
01:13:16.849 --> 01:13:16.989
Um,
2557
01:13:17.089 --> 01:13:17.389
I think,
2558
01:13:17.589 --> 01:13:18.770
so I think Vegas is,
2559
01:13:18.770 --> 01:13:19.771
I would say in the top five,
2560
01:13:20.652 --> 01:13:21.672
in terms of attractive women,
2561
01:13:21.993 --> 01:13:22.533
top five.
2562
01:13:22.773 --> 01:13:23.034
Yes.
2563
01:13:23.414 --> 01:13:23.954
Absolutely.
2564
01:13:24.295 --> 01:13:25.075
The guy earlier said,
2565
01:13:25.075 --> 01:13:25.195
oh,
2566
01:13:25.195 --> 01:13:26.156
you've never been to Croatia.
2567
01:13:26.196 --> 01:13:26.997
You've never been to Brazil.
2568
01:13:27.397 --> 01:13:27.697
Brother,
2569
01:13:27.797 --> 01:13:29.359
if you've worked in a Vegas nightclub,
2570
01:13:29.719 --> 01:13:31.100
you've met women from Croatia.
2571
01:13:31.100 --> 01:13:31.581
They come here.
2572
01:13:31.661 --> 01:13:33.122
The most beautiful women from Croatia.
2573
01:13:33.442 --> 01:13:34.142
Come to Vegas.
2574
01:13:34.423 --> 01:13:36.183
The most beautiful women from Brazil,
2575
01:13:36.604 --> 01:13:37.264
come to Vegas.
2576
01:13:37.784 --> 01:13:38.445
We've got women from...
2577
01:13:39.985 --> 01:13:40.966
The women who live here,
2578
01:13:41.006 --> 01:13:43.007
it's hard to know because obviously so many...
2579
01:13:43.267 --> 01:13:44.408
It's such a transient neighborhood.
2580
01:13:44.808 --> 01:13:46.429
But in any Vegas nightclub,
2581
01:13:46.509 --> 01:13:47.689
on any given Saturday,
2582
01:13:47.890 --> 01:13:48.870
there's porn stars.
2583
01:13:50.171 --> 01:13:52.812
There's exotic dancers,
2584
01:13:53.372 --> 01:13:53.833
strippers,
2585
01:13:53.993 --> 01:13:54.873
some of you guys would call them.
2586
01:13:55.353 --> 01:13:56.294
There's a girl from Brazil.
2587
01:13:56.690 --> 01:13:57.610
There's a girl from Miami.
2588
01:13:57.890 --> 01:13:59.351
There's the hottest girl in Nebraska.
2589
01:13:59.651 --> 01:14:02.072
There's this girl in Iowa who's way too hot for her city.
2590
01:14:02.112 --> 01:14:05.032
So she's in Vegas trying to find a guy that's different than Iowa,
2591
01:14:05.192 --> 01:14:05.412
right?
2592
01:14:05.733 --> 01:14:10.514
Like on a Saturday night in Vegas is a collection of maybe not Miami quality,
2593
01:14:10.994 --> 01:14:16.295
but a collection of some of the most beautiful women on planet earth because they all want to come here and visit.
2594
01:14:17.136 --> 01:14:18.236
Here's the thing that people,
2595
01:14:18.756 --> 01:14:21.617
if you take a step back in terms of looks,
2596
01:14:22.337 --> 01:14:23.778
what a man looks for in a woman,
2597
01:14:24.378 --> 01:14:25.338
it's a matter of
2598
01:14:25.706 --> 01:14:26.587
perspective.
2599
01:14:26.587 --> 01:14:26.788
Yes.
2600
01:14:27.188 --> 01:14:30.112
And that's the number one answer I give as a reply.
2601
01:14:30.112 --> 01:14:31.154
I just put perspective.
2602
01:14:31.234 --> 01:14:31.674
Perspective,
2603
01:14:31.734 --> 01:14:31.875
yeah.
2604
01:14:31.915 --> 01:14:32.155
Back.
2605
01:14:32.696 --> 01:14:38.143
Because someone that looks at somebody from Scottsdale and there's someone else that says,
2606
01:14:38.143 --> 01:14:38.263
no,
2607
01:14:38.504 --> 01:14:39.505
girls in Miami are hotter.
2608
01:14:39.765 --> 01:14:39.926
Well,
2609
01:14:40.046 --> 01:14:41.568
they're not into the olive-skinned
2610
01:14:41.928 --> 01:14:42.930
Brazilian butt lifts.
2611
01:14:43.430 --> 01:14:43.670
you know,
2612
01:14:43.890 --> 01:14:44.291
shapely,
2613
01:14:45.011 --> 01:14:45.992
dark-haired girls.
2614
01:14:45.992 --> 01:14:46.492
Of course.
2615
01:14:46.592 --> 01:14:47.353
And that's okay.
2616
01:14:47.533 --> 01:14:48.073
Of course.
2617
01:14:48.113 --> 01:14:49.194
That's totally okay.
2618
01:14:49.914 --> 01:14:53.177
I have never dated a redhead in my life who lived in Tampa,
2619
01:14:53.697 --> 01:15:03.564
met her on Bumble travel mode a year and a half ago when I was flying back and forth every other weekend to take care of my mom and got tired of dating here,
2620
01:15:03.904 --> 01:15:05.205
just made a lot of friends,
2621
01:15:05.225 --> 01:15:06.466
but nobody long-term.
2622
01:15:06.466 --> 01:15:06.966
Yeah.
2623
01:15:07.426 --> 01:15:10.609
And so went on some dates with girls there that were gorgeous,
2624
01:15:10.729 --> 01:15:12.470
but no connection.
2625
01:15:13.622 --> 01:15:15.704
And my first date with Brandy,
2626
01:15:15.964 --> 01:15:17.645
she made me dinner at her house.
2627
01:15:18.166 --> 01:15:20.108
And we've been talking for over a month.
2628
01:15:20.188 --> 01:15:20.888
So it was cool.
2629
01:15:21.289 --> 01:15:23.110
And I was the first guy she ever invited over.
2630
01:15:23.410 --> 01:15:25.352
She is a four-star chef.
2631
01:15:25.572 --> 01:15:25.772
Okay.
2632
01:15:25.872 --> 01:15:27.434
Like she's phenomenal.
2633
01:15:27.634 --> 01:15:28.935
She's from Northern Georgia.
2634
01:15:29.736 --> 01:15:29.856
Yeah.
2635
01:15:30.216 --> 01:15:32.338
Like we just drove last week.
2636
01:15:32.418 --> 01:15:32.898
We left on
2637
01:15:33.859 --> 01:15:34.479
Saturday morning.
2638
01:15:34.820 --> 01:15:37.842
We left and came up from Tampa up to Winder,
2639
01:15:37.922 --> 01:15:38.303
Georgia,
2640
01:15:39.163 --> 01:15:40.024
outside of Athens.
2641
01:15:40.384 --> 01:15:40.805
I met her
2642
01:15:41.445 --> 01:15:42.186
91-year-old grandmother.
2643
01:15:44.703 --> 01:15:48.125
Who's on Facebook and slides into my comments all the time.
2644
01:15:50.207 --> 01:15:51.227
Which Brandy dies.
2645
01:15:51.427 --> 01:15:52.568
She slides into the end,
2646
01:15:52.568 --> 01:15:52.628
boy.
2647
01:15:52.628 --> 01:15:55.711
Took one of the most adorable pictures of Norma and I.
2648
01:15:56.151 --> 01:15:56.992
And on old people,
2649
01:15:56.992 --> 01:15:57.572
I'm a sponge.
2650
01:15:57.832 --> 01:16:01.595
I listen because that's a part of history that's not going to be around for a long time.
2651
01:16:01.935 --> 01:16:02.796
And she's wonderful.
2652
01:16:03.136 --> 01:16:04.697
And then we drove across country.
2653
01:16:05.398 --> 01:16:07.639
And it took two and a half days and came across from Atlanta,
2654
01:16:07.980 --> 01:16:08.320
Little Rock,
2655
01:16:08.400 --> 01:16:08.860
Arkansas,
2656
01:16:09.221 --> 01:16:10.081
Albuquerque here.
2657
01:16:10.662 --> 01:16:10.842
With.
2658
01:16:11.362 --> 01:16:12.202
My girlfriend,
2659
01:16:12.222 --> 01:16:13.223
her 15-year-old daughter,
2660
01:16:13.263 --> 01:16:13.923
a dog and a cat.
2661
01:16:14.403 --> 01:16:14.923
Damn.
2662
01:16:14.923 --> 01:16:15.043
Yep.
2663
01:16:15.663 --> 01:16:16.343
In a
2664
01:16:16.844 --> 01:16:17.424
Toyota RAV4.
2665
01:16:18.304 --> 01:16:18.544
Damn.
2666
01:16:18.784 --> 01:16:19.004
Done.
2667
01:16:19.004 --> 01:16:20.405
Y'all got real close.
2668
01:16:20.685 --> 01:16:22.565
And got along well,
2669
01:16:23.045 --> 01:16:24.886
and it was great in terms of bonding.
2670
01:16:25.166 --> 01:16:26.906
I fell deeper in love with my girl,
2671
01:16:27.406 --> 01:16:28.087
with my girlfriend.
2672
01:16:28.467 --> 01:16:30.127
But she's my type,
2673
01:16:30.787 --> 01:16:30.967
and
2674
01:16:31.568 --> 01:16:33.048
I wasn't looking for a redhead,
2675
01:16:33.088 --> 01:16:34.308
and we always joke about this.
2676
01:16:34.789 --> 01:16:35.769
Her profile picture,
2677
01:16:36.509 --> 01:16:37.129
her profile,
2678
01:16:37.369 --> 01:16:38.470
biggest two red flags for me.
2679
01:16:38.670 --> 01:16:39.950
She was wearing sunglasses.
2680
01:16:40.414 --> 01:16:41.754
The eyes are the window to the soul.
2681
01:16:41.754 --> 01:16:42.114
Yeah.
2682
01:16:42.135 --> 01:16:45.175
Don't wear sunglasses on your profile picture on a dating app.
2683
01:16:45.315 --> 01:16:45.636
Yeah.
2684
01:16:45.636 --> 01:16:46.416
Stupidest thing ever.
2685
01:16:46.576 --> 01:16:46.816
Yeah.
2686
01:16:46.816 --> 01:16:49.157
Who's wearing sunglasses and she said she owned a cat.
2687
01:16:49.397 --> 01:16:50.337
I wasn't a cat person.
2688
01:16:51.097 --> 01:16:51.277
Now,
2689
01:16:51.437 --> 01:16:52.738
me and Frankie are fucking best friends.
2690
01:16:52.758 --> 01:16:53.178
I love her.
2691
01:16:53.458 --> 01:16:53.578
Yeah.
2692
01:16:53.578 --> 01:16:54.138
I love Frankie.
2693
01:16:54.418 --> 01:16:55.038
Frankie's awesome.
2694
01:16:55.358 --> 01:16:57.319
I went to a laser porno yesterday playing with Frankie.
2695
01:16:57.339 --> 01:16:57.799
Going nuts.
2696
01:16:57.799 --> 01:16:57.999
Yes.
2697
01:16:58.139 --> 01:16:58.439
Forever.
2698
01:16:58.439 --> 01:16:58.899
In her mind.
2699
01:16:58.899 --> 01:16:59.019
Yeah.
2700
01:16:59.219 --> 01:16:59.559
And so
2701
01:17:00.440 --> 01:17:05.721
I changed my perception of what I found to be the ultimate beautiful woman for me.
2702
01:17:05.981 --> 01:17:07.002
Yes.
2703
01:17:07.522 --> 01:17:08.242
Has changed.
2704
01:17:08.918 --> 01:17:10.899
People get so locked up into,
2705
01:17:11.439 --> 01:17:12.040
this is who
2706
01:17:12.400 --> 01:17:13.561
I find beautiful.
2707
01:17:13.661 --> 01:17:13.961
Yeah.
2708
01:17:13.961 --> 01:17:14.201
From
2709
01:17:14.541 --> 01:17:16.983
Pornhub, from Spearmint Rhino,
2710
01:17:17.403 --> 01:17:18.644
from going to
2711
01:17:19.124 --> 01:17:20.224
Fountain Blue in Miami,
2712
01:17:20.645 --> 01:17:21.125
wherever.
2713
01:17:21.525 --> 01:17:22.826
This is my idea of beauty.
2714
01:17:22.846 --> 01:17:22.966
Well,
2715
01:17:23.006 --> 01:17:23.386
guess what?
2716
01:17:24.147 --> 01:17:24.927
That could change.
2717
01:17:24.967 --> 01:17:25.507
100%.
2718
01:17:25.707 --> 01:17:28.669
As you get older and you change as a man,
2719
01:17:29.189 --> 01:17:32.771
your perception in what you find beautiful in a woman could change.
2720
01:17:32.852 --> 01:17:33.592
100%.
2721
01:17:33.752 --> 01:17:35.213
So for you to ask me now,
2722
01:17:35.313 --> 01:17:35.553
like,
2723
01:17:35.953 --> 01:17:36.954
where's the most beautiful women?
2724
01:17:37.494 --> 01:17:38.795
And it's the cheesiest answer ever.
2725
01:17:39.455 --> 01:17:40.196
It's Inspirada.
2726
01:17:40.396 --> 01:17:41.156
It's my girlfriend.
2727
01:17:41.276 --> 01:17:41.757
It's Brandy.
2728
01:17:41.977 --> 01:17:42.517
It's like,
2729
01:17:42.937 --> 01:17:43.398
that's it.
2730
01:17:43.918 --> 01:17:44.038
Yeah.
2731
01:17:44.298 --> 01:17:46.079
And I'm not saying that to be cheesy.
2732
01:17:46.339 --> 01:17:47.160
That's just a fact.
2733
01:17:47.300 --> 01:17:47.500
Yes.
2734
01:17:47.660 --> 01:17:47.820
Like,
2735
01:17:47.920 --> 01:17:49.101
I will still look at a woman and go,
2736
01:17:49.461 --> 01:17:50.202
she's attractive.
2737
01:17:50.502 --> 01:17:51.262
But I'm not like.
2738
01:17:51.262 --> 01:17:52.023
Attracted to her.
2739
01:17:52.083 --> 01:17:53.984
I'm not looking at her to be like creepy,
2740
01:17:54.084 --> 01:17:55.104
to like her number.
2741
01:17:56.505 --> 01:17:57.386
I just don't do that.
2742
01:17:57.466 --> 01:17:57.666
Yeah.
2743
01:17:58.206 --> 01:18:03.429
I think that's something that men can understand.
2744
01:18:04.250 --> 01:18:04.450
But.
2745
01:18:05.262 --> 01:18:05.602
I it's,
2746
01:18:05.762 --> 01:18:09.926
I've had a hard time explaining that to women in my past where,
2747
01:18:10.746 --> 01:18:10.986
you know,
2748
01:18:10.986 --> 01:18:12.748
I worked in nightclubs for a long time and they'd be like,
2749
01:18:12.828 --> 01:18:12.948
Oh,
2750
01:18:12.928 --> 01:18:14.349
you see so many beautiful women.
2751
01:18:14.369 --> 01:18:14.649
I'm like,
2752
01:18:14.969 --> 01:18:15.389
yeah,
2753
01:18:15.389 --> 01:18:15.530
yeah.
2754
01:18:15.610 --> 01:18:15.950
Every day,
2755
01:18:16.050 --> 01:18:17.351
like literally hundreds of them,
2756
01:18:17.391 --> 01:18:18.532
like hundreds.
2757
01:18:19.132 --> 01:18:19.272
Well,
2758
01:18:19.553 --> 01:18:20.613
how are you ever going to love me?
2759
01:18:21.014 --> 01:18:21.134
Oh,
2760
01:18:21.194 --> 01:18:21.714
cause I'm,
2761
01:18:21.794 --> 01:18:22.455
I don't love them.
2762
01:18:23.035 --> 01:18:23.776
They're attractive,
2763
01:18:23.776 --> 01:18:26.398
but I'm not a six foot
2764
01:18:26.878 --> 01:18:30.621
Norwegian blonde with the biggest tits in the world could walk in here right now.
2765
01:18:31.041 --> 01:18:32.082
And I would look at her and be like,
2766
01:18:32.102 --> 01:18:32.342
wow.
2767
01:18:33.078 --> 01:18:34.879
Most guys think you're ridiculous.
2768
01:18:35.680 --> 01:18:36.441
You're like a five to me.
2769
01:18:36.881 --> 01:18:37.882
I'm not into tall blondes.
2770
01:18:38.062 --> 01:18:39.123
It does nothing for me.
2771
01:18:39.203 --> 01:18:40.924
It literally does nothing for me,
2772
01:18:41.104 --> 01:18:41.324
right?
2773
01:18:41.705 --> 01:18:42.365
You're attractive.
2774
01:18:42.465 --> 01:18:43.466
I'm not attractive to you.
2775
01:18:43.906 --> 01:18:46.928
And I think that's something that differentiates men and boys.
2776
01:18:47.269 --> 01:18:47.949
When you were a boy,
2777
01:18:48.490 --> 01:18:49.630
if a girl was hot,
2778
01:18:50.011 --> 01:18:50.591
you wanted her,
2779
01:18:50.951 --> 01:18:51.232
right?
2780
01:18:51.572 --> 01:18:52.272
As you get older,
2781
01:18:52.513 --> 01:18:53.273
it's like wine.
2782
01:18:54.014 --> 01:18:55.295
When you first start drinking wine,
2783
01:18:55.295 --> 01:18:55.535
you're like,
2784
01:18:55.555 --> 01:18:55.755
yeah,
2785
01:18:55.775 --> 01:18:56.916
I'm here to get drunk.
2786
01:18:57.396 --> 01:18:57.957
As you get older,
2787
01:18:57.977 --> 01:18:58.177
you're like,
2788
01:18:58.197 --> 01:18:58.317
no,
2789
01:18:58.317 --> 01:18:59.398
I want a cab.
2790
01:18:59.718 --> 01:19:00.378
I want them low.
2791
01:19:00.438 --> 01:19:01.659
I want something specific,
2792
01:19:01.759 --> 01:19:01.899
right?
2793
01:19:01.899 --> 01:19:02.839
I want a specific taste.
2794
01:19:03.179 --> 01:19:03.700
And it's the same.
2795
01:19:03.740 --> 01:19:04.160
I don't know.
2796
01:19:04.280 --> 01:19:05.981
Now I'm going to get in trouble comparing women to wine.
2797
01:19:06.001 --> 01:19:06.501
Holy shit.
2798
01:19:06.601 --> 01:19:06.781
Why?
2799
01:19:07.301 --> 01:19:07.821
I think you're right.
2800
01:19:08.181 --> 01:19:08.682
I agree with you.
2801
01:19:08.902 --> 01:19:09.022
Good,
2802
01:19:09.062 --> 01:19:09.262
good.
2803
01:19:09.262 --> 01:19:09.382
Oh,
2804
01:19:09.382 --> 01:19:09.802
I agree with you.
2805
01:19:09.822 --> 01:19:10.062
Okay,
2806
01:19:10.082 --> 01:19:10.302
okay.
2807
01:19:10.562 --> 01:19:10.923
About to say.
2808
01:19:10.943 --> 01:19:11.303
Well,
2809
01:19:11.303 --> 01:19:12.403
they get better as they age.
2810
01:19:12.463 --> 01:19:12.863
Come on.
2811
01:19:14.104 --> 01:19:14.424
Let's go,
2812
01:19:14.604 --> 01:19:14.904
baby.
2813
01:19:14.944 --> 01:19:15.464
Come on.
2814
01:19:16.025 --> 01:19:16.985
I just saved myself.
2815
01:19:17.045 --> 01:19:17.205
Kick,
2816
01:19:17.265 --> 01:19:17.465
save,
2817
01:19:17.485 --> 01:19:17.865
and a beaut.
2818
01:19:18.406 --> 01:19:18.666
Kick,
2819
01:19:18.786 --> 01:19:19.206
save,
2820
01:19:19.246 --> 01:19:19.846
and a beaut.
2821
01:19:20.787 --> 01:19:21.007
Woo.
2822
01:19:21.167 --> 01:19:21.407
But yeah,
2823
01:19:21.507 --> 01:19:21.927
as a man,
2824
01:19:22.227 --> 01:19:23.148
you're more selective.
2825
01:19:23.848 --> 01:19:25.749
I acknowledge that the six-foot blonde,
2826
01:19:26.129 --> 01:19:27.469
leggy blonde is hot.
2827
01:19:28.190 --> 01:19:28.670
Not hot to me.
2828
01:19:29.314 --> 01:19:29.655
I like,
2829
01:19:29.795 --> 01:19:30.276
like you said,
2830
01:19:30.316 --> 01:19:31.018
I like my wife.
2831
01:19:31.298 --> 01:19:32.180
I like who I've chosen.
2832
01:19:32.220 --> 01:19:32.801
That's hot to me.
2833
01:19:33.182 --> 01:19:33.683
You know what I mean?
2834
01:19:34.004 --> 01:19:34.825
Shout out to my baby girl.
2835
01:19:35.306 --> 01:19:35.587
But yeah,
2836
01:19:35.687 --> 01:19:36.168
I like that.
2837
01:19:36.268 --> 01:19:37.110
That's a great answer.
2838
01:19:37.640 --> 01:19:39.702
That's a great answer to a douchebag question I asked you.
2839
01:19:39.702 --> 01:19:39.882
No,
2840
01:19:39.942 --> 01:19:40.663
listen,
2841
01:19:41.304 --> 01:19:42.825
the worst question is the one you don't ask.
2842
01:19:42.905 --> 01:19:44.507
I just think that because,
2843
01:19:44.647 --> 01:19:45.028
and again,
2844
01:19:45.028 --> 01:19:47.310
because that one just skyrocketed because Brandon just,
2845
01:19:47.330 --> 01:19:48.151
he doubled down.
2846
01:19:48.171 --> 01:19:48.771
And was just like,
2847
01:19:49.132 --> 01:19:51.254
not only is Scottsdale the best,
2848
01:19:52.555 --> 01:19:54.978
he threw out shade on Miami and LA.
2849
01:19:55.098 --> 01:19:55.558
Yes.
2850
01:19:56.019 --> 01:19:56.920
Which was awesome.
2851
01:19:57.220 --> 01:19:57.380
Yes.
2852
01:19:57.400 --> 01:19:57.801
Because,
2853
01:19:58.061 --> 01:20:00.824
and he jumps in the comments and people are like.
2854
01:20:01.004 --> 01:20:01.584
go at him going,
2855
01:20:01.584 --> 01:20:01.624
oh,
2856
01:20:01.624 --> 01:20:02.505
this guy's a five.
2857
01:20:02.545 --> 01:20:02.705
Well,
2858
01:20:02.805 --> 01:20:03.025
actually,
2859
01:20:03.025 --> 01:20:03.945
he's a pretty good-looking guy.
2860
01:20:04.045 --> 01:20:04.926
If you saw him,
2861
01:20:05.006 --> 01:20:05.826
he's a good-looking guy.
2862
01:20:06.086 --> 01:20:06.926
He's in great shape.
2863
01:20:07.207 --> 01:20:08.187
He's got a puffy face.
2864
01:20:08.207 --> 01:20:08.347
Well,
2865
01:20:08.427 --> 01:20:09.127
not really.
2866
01:20:09.127 --> 01:20:10.008
He's got a six-pack.
2867
01:20:10.128 --> 01:20:11.808
And if you're into money,
2868
01:20:11.868 --> 01:20:12.669
he has a Bugatti.
2869
01:20:12.949 --> 01:20:13.289
And so,
2870
01:20:14.910 --> 01:20:15.150
you know,
2871
01:20:15.210 --> 01:20:15.650
come on.
2872
01:20:16.771 --> 01:20:19.091
Bill Gates could snatch your girl at any time,
2873
01:20:19.152 --> 01:20:19.412
brother.
2874
01:20:20.312 --> 01:20:23.113
Bill Gates looks like a dweeb you beat up in high school,
2875
01:20:23.413 --> 01:20:25.274
and he'll drop a billion dollars on the table,
2876
01:20:25.314 --> 01:20:26.314
and your girl is his.
2877
01:20:26.535 --> 01:20:28.575
So please stop judging men by their looks.
2878
01:20:28.775 --> 01:20:29.056
Please.
2879
01:20:29.396 --> 01:20:29.856
I'm a fat...
2880
01:20:30.388 --> 01:20:30.668
chubby,
2881
01:20:31.729 --> 01:20:33.550
going gray at 36 dude,
2882
01:20:34.390 --> 01:20:36.892
please believe I live in a great house and have a great life.
2883
01:20:37.072 --> 01:20:37.952
And you know,
2884
01:20:38.192 --> 01:20:39.173
my wife is completely happy.
2885
01:20:39.273 --> 01:20:40.093
Like that's awesome.
2886
01:20:40.153 --> 01:20:41.974
Dudes who judge other dudes by their looks.
2887
01:20:41.994 --> 01:20:42.255
I'm like,
2888
01:20:42.295 --> 01:20:42.735
oh boy,
2889
01:20:43.115 --> 01:20:44.376
you haven't figured it out yet.
2890
01:20:45.536 --> 01:20:46.077
That's it.
2891
01:20:46.397 --> 01:20:47.277
It's the thing about maturity.
2892
01:20:48.458 --> 01:20:48.958
It's a,
2893
01:20:49.038 --> 01:20:50.259
they're not at that point yet.
2894
01:20:50.459 --> 01:20:51.960
Like you're how old?
2895
01:20:51.1000 --> 01:20:52.480
36?
2896
01:20:52.640 --> 01:20:52.760
Yes,
2897
01:20:52.780 --> 01:20:52.961
sir.
2898
01:20:53.721 --> 01:20:56.402
I had my head so far up my ass at 36.
2899
01:20:57.023 --> 01:20:57.143
I,
2900
01:20:57.243 --> 01:20:58.243
and I just got married.
2901
01:20:58.263 --> 01:20:59.144
I had no idea what was going on.
2902
01:21:00.020 --> 01:21:00.740
To my ex-wife.
2903
01:21:01.021 --> 01:21:05.603
And you have more together at 36 than I did at 46.
2904
01:21:06.704 --> 01:21:07.084
You think so?
2905
01:21:07.484 --> 01:21:08.005
I know so.
2906
01:21:09.045 --> 01:21:09.846
Give yourself grace.
2907
01:21:10.306 --> 01:21:10.906
I know so.
2908
01:21:11.287 --> 01:21:12.868
I think it helped that I grew up super poor.
2909
01:21:15.109 --> 01:21:15.449
You know,
2910
01:21:15.729 --> 01:21:18.691
I have conversations with my wife about this all the time because she grew up pretty,
2911
01:21:19.291 --> 01:21:19.892
pretty well off,
2912
01:21:20.312 --> 01:21:20.532
right?
2913
01:21:20.532 --> 01:21:21.573
I don't think she grew up as well as you,
2914
01:21:21.713 --> 01:21:23.074
but like pretty well off.
2915
01:21:23.754 --> 01:21:26.856
And so a lot of the things that she stresses about or...
2916
01:21:27.456 --> 01:21:28.337
freaks out about.
2917
01:21:28.457 --> 01:21:28.737
I'm like,
2918
01:21:28.757 --> 01:21:28.997
baby,
2919
01:21:29.558 --> 01:21:33.240
I grew up eating toast every day for seven days if I needed to.
2920
01:21:33.821 --> 01:21:35.042
This ain't really a stress for me.
2921
01:21:35.442 --> 01:21:36.002
This is like,
2922
01:21:36.463 --> 01:21:38.384
I'm living the best version of my life right now.
2923
01:21:38.864 --> 01:21:39.885
I couldn't be happier.
2924
01:21:40.345 --> 01:21:43.047
And I think it's something people don't want to talk about.
2925
01:21:43.047 --> 01:21:44.088
It makes them uncomfortable.
2926
01:21:44.588 --> 01:21:45.229
But I think,
2927
01:21:45.269 --> 01:21:46.490
and this is going to get me in trouble,
2928
01:21:46.750 --> 01:21:48.691
I think there's advantages to growing up poor.
2929
01:21:50.573 --> 01:21:52.134
I think there's advantages to growing up poor.
2930
01:21:52.274 --> 01:21:54.976
How hard I'm willing to work compared to the next.
2931
01:21:55.624 --> 01:21:56.024
person,
2932
01:21:56.205 --> 01:21:57.646
it's not even reasonably close,
2933
01:21:58.186 --> 01:21:58.467
right?
2934
01:21:58.867 --> 01:22:00.408
Like until you've known poverty,
2935
01:22:00.809 --> 01:22:03.131
you have no clue what you're willing to run from.
2936
01:22:03.731 --> 01:22:04.052
Right.
2937
01:22:04.552 --> 01:22:07.615
And I think maybe that's why it feels like I have stuff together.
2938
01:22:08.136 --> 01:22:08.716
It's just because
2939
01:22:09.056 --> 01:22:13.000
I am grateful for everything that I have.
2940
01:22:13.581 --> 01:22:14.481
And I appreciate you,
2941
01:22:14.742 --> 01:22:16.743
you saying that I've never been told that before.
2942
01:22:16.824 --> 01:22:17.724
So that feels good.
2943
01:22:17.965 --> 01:22:18.305
It's true.
2944
01:22:18.345 --> 01:22:18.705
I want to,
2945
01:22:19.326 --> 01:22:21.508
I thank you for your vulnerability.
2946
01:22:22.360 --> 01:22:22.580
Um,
2947
01:22:22.860 --> 01:22:22.980
and,
2948
01:22:23.060 --> 01:22:23.400
but I,
2949
01:22:23.540 --> 01:22:27.702
I thank you for coming in here to take the time to just have a talk for an hour and a half.
2950
01:22:28.342 --> 01:22:28.462
Oh,
2951
01:22:28.482 --> 01:22:29.402
but I could go with you for,
2952
01:22:29.622 --> 01:22:30.762
I could go with you for like three hours.
2953
01:22:30.782 --> 01:22:31.883
I have like a hundred more questions.
2954
01:22:31.903 --> 01:22:35.144
I guess you are absolutely going to be coming back on here.
2955
01:22:35.444 --> 01:22:35.664
Um,
2956
01:22:35.924 --> 01:22:36.044
in,
2957
01:22:36.184 --> 01:22:36.304
in,
2958
01:22:36.344 --> 01:22:37.604
in a very short amount of time,
2959
01:22:37.745 --> 01:22:39.465
because every time we talk,
2960
01:22:40.125 --> 01:22:41.065
I'm a better man for it.
2961
01:22:41.666 --> 01:22:44.987
And I know that we'll touch people in what we're talking about now.
2962
01:22:45.547 --> 01:22:48.588
Other people either be educated or entertained or both,
2963
01:22:49.308 --> 01:22:49.468
which
2964
01:22:49.668 --> 01:22:50.909
we all need more of right now.
2965
01:22:50.949 --> 01:22:52.551
And it's positive.
2966
01:22:52.891 --> 01:22:53.011
Yeah.
2967
01:22:53.051 --> 01:22:53.732
It's a good thing.
2968
01:22:53.852 --> 01:22:54.252
It is.
2969
01:22:54.773 --> 01:22:55.373
And I mean,
2970
01:22:55.393 --> 01:22:55.754
people don't,
2971
01:22:55.874 --> 01:22:57.115
it might make people uncomfortable,
2972
01:22:57.295 --> 01:22:59.777
but you're an older white guy and I'm a,
2973
01:22:59.917 --> 01:23:00.057
well,
2974
01:23:00.118 --> 01:23:01.559
I don't want to say young black guy,
2975
01:23:01.559 --> 01:23:02.880
I'm a middle-aged black guy now,
2976
01:23:03.340 --> 01:23:03.621
right?
2977
01:23:04.121 --> 01:23:07.985
But the world tries to convince us that you and I can't have these conversations.
2978
01:23:07.985 --> 01:23:08.445
That you're right.
2979
01:23:08.525 --> 01:23:10.727
That you and I don't have these connection points.
2980
01:23:10.727 --> 01:23:12.529
And I think we've shown people today,
2981
01:23:12.629 --> 01:23:13.990
that's pretty much bullshit.
2982
01:23:14.511 --> 01:23:15.972
Me and you grew up completely different.
2983
01:23:16.092 --> 01:23:21.215
But I could sit here and talk to you for hours about everything from movies and books and history to Miami,
2984
01:23:21.335 --> 01:23:21.716
Vegas,
2985
01:23:21.876 --> 01:23:22.536
all of that shit.
2986
01:23:22.736 --> 01:23:24.638
And there's so much we wouldn't even cover then.
2987
01:23:25.098 --> 01:23:26.619
And I think it's good to show people this.
2988
01:23:26.859 --> 01:23:28.540
And that's why if ever you invite me on,
2989
01:23:28.920 --> 01:23:30.682
my answer is 100% yes,
2990
01:23:30.722 --> 01:23:30.882
man.
2991
01:23:30.882 --> 01:23:31.662
100%.
2992
01:23:31.682 --> 01:23:32.343
I appreciate it.
2993
01:23:32.483 --> 01:23:32.763
Thank you,
2994
01:23:32.763 --> 01:23:32.903
sir.
2995
01:23:32.983 --> 01:23:33.203
Thank you,
2996
01:23:33.183 --> 01:23:33.523
my friend.
2997
01:23:33.784 --> 01:23:34.104
Always.











